1010 posts: Rangers - the scenic city Jiang Li!

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A cavalry unfortunately captured in combat.

"We will kill all the prisoners." Enemy head on, he said, "but since you have shown bravery in combat, it is admired, I can kill you three days later, before you meet the three requirements. Now , You can ask for the first. "

Rangers Xiangyemeixiang, said: "I think my Ma Yue Juhua." Leaders agreed. So Cavalry walk past, he had a horse whisper. After listening to the MA, Zhang Xiao out, flip to stop disease. The evening hours, Ma back, back Tuozhuo a beautiful girl. In the evening, the cavalry will ride out the Chunxiao and girls. Head of surprise: "It's a magical BMW," he said, "However, I will kill you. Your second request is what» "

Rangers once again asked and Ma Shui Juhua. Leaders agreed to, so once again with the Rangers had a horse whispering, and Zhang Xiao-out, disabled flip away. The evening hours, Ma has returned, the girl's back, moving up from that more sexy. In the evening, cavalry and the woman also had a joyful night.

Chief greatly impression: "You and your horse is hard to see people, but tomorrow I will kill you, now you mention your last request it." Cavalry Xiangliaoyixia, said: "I think my horse and Individual talk about. "Leaders find it very strange, but nodded or promised, with attendant left, the tent only cavalry and his BMW. Rangers stubbornly to stare at his horse, it suddenly I caught the ears, Qichong Chong said: "I repeat, with a brigade of the people, not with a woman!"

1009 posts: claiming to be a chicken beauty. . .

Kangaroo and frogs to Piao chicken, kangaroo Sanxialiangxia Wanshi, only heard throughout the night on January 23 next to the frog Hey! January 23 Hey! Kangaroo good envy.
The following day, the kangaroo, said: "wow! ~ ~ Frog Brother, you Haobang!."
The frog said: "The parade, I go to bed one night not jump! ~ ~"

1008 note: not more round, while Ling Sa!

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A tractor in the bad side of the road, the driver waved his hands like passing cars indicate a section of his trailer! 1 cars are from his side the past, the drivers very angry! This time on a BMW parked down, "Hello, what is needed to help the Mody» "BMW driver asked. Tractor driver replied: "My car is broken, you can drag a section of Mody I» "" Certainly, "answered the BMW car.

"Your car too good, I is the tractor, towing you, I can not open the running too fast, but not my car to the San Jia. You see this good bad« I played the right turn signal when you note the speed Too fast, when I left to play when the lights that you open it is fast and should stop the "tractor driver said. "Yes! I will remember" BMW drivers to answer.

In this way, the road tractor pulling a BMW. Just the beginning, the heart of BMW drivers still very calm, he watched a Xiali are open from his side out of date, he can not stand! Slowly from the rate of 60, he more than one car. Yi Gejin tractor from the back of a right turn signal lights to the left to fight!

Suddenly appeared in front of the traffic police. He silly to see this scene, immediately picked up a walkie-talkie: "Report of the headquarters, the report Headquarters, XX highway speeding on a BMW car, even more strange is that he is still behind tractors to speed is 120 km Under the lights in the ultra-ahead to the BMW! "

1007 posts: beauty of the pressure was unbearable, below the jet. . .

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Appeared on television screens Weightlifting Competition awards ceremony, an athlete on the podium, trophy held high.
Grandpa: "that the son who drank» "
I answered his weightlifting champion.
Grandpa smiled and said: "He cited that the cups I have to give in, it seems that now even weightlifting can also
Latin American relations with the championship. "

1006 note: I have three cars home, you open up Chansi……

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One pair of newlyweds, the third day back door, Yue parents very happy for the richness of Jiucai. To the black days, father-in-law distressed Xiaoliang Kou, want them to stay at home. Xiao Liangkou Chu Chang Nannvzhiqing, feel that their parents home in the mountain inconvenient, strongly to go home. Father-in-law said: "I would ride the bike back it." Wife sitting in the rear seats of bicycles, some on the north wind in the cold, let her sit in front of her husband. At home, husband and wife the night conditions and customs, without words. The next morning, his wife to let her husband is also a bike. After her husband agreed to go out and immediately entered the house, said: "Dear, the car disappeared." Wife: "That is not it», "her husband said:" The car did not Zheliang beams ah. "

1005 posts: the classroom, I have to perform acrobatics!

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A man and a woman in a park inside Tanqing.
M: How do you take off the glasses, it Nongtong my thigh……
After a few minutes.
M: How do you put the glasses »you are pro-chairs.

1004 posts: Drafting of the condom, you wear the right »

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Family planning work group to a small mountain village, the contraceptive birth control measures, but doctors here find it difficult to convince the women taking contraceptive pills, so they decided the men wear condoms.

A village in 2008, Health and the eight children, doctors told him that he is to take contraceptive measures, he said the villagers on this, as long as he wearing a condom, his wife after the kids will not be renewable.

A month later, the Working Group found that the villagers of his wife and pregnant, doctors very angry, and that person called and asked why he did not wear condoms.

The villagers said: "I do indeed wearing, but after a six-day, I will give urine Bie bad, they cut off the front part of."