Humor Comedy picture: Come on baby, I'll give you off. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: Come on baby, I'll give you off. . .

A pretty girl in the side of the site, such as buses, because buses is yet to come, use one's spare time to buy a particular favorite of the bananas, eat and so on the remaining two, to the bus.

A particularly large number of people on board, there is no seat on the board had no choice but to hand pulling the handrail. So they packed in banana pants pocket after, clutching his hand from time to time to squeeze out of fear of other people. Such as the bus had two stations, a young girl from the back of a girl on the shoulder Yongshou Pai said: "Miss you easily hand, I had to get off."


笑话爆笑图片：宝贝来吧，我给你脱了。。。

一个漂亮的姑娘在站台边等公交车，因公交车未到，就趁空买了一瓣特别爱吃的香蕉，等吃的剩下两个的时候，公交车来了。

车上的人特别多，没有座，就只好用手拉着车上的扶手。于是就把香蕉装在裤后的衣袋里，还不时地用手抓着怕被别人挤坏了。等公交车过了两站，一个小伙子从姑娘的后面用手拍着姑娘的肩膀说：“小姐请你松松手，我 该下车了。”

Humor Comedy picture: super-creative boat!

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Humor Comedy picture: super-creative boat!

One case to the two ships, Chuangkan in hand, refers to a folder injury. V. return on his wife, his wife said, is aghast: "The two met in the future to the ship, bear in mind the urine unsolvable."


笑话爆笑图片：超有创意的船！

一人遇两来船，手托在窗槛外，夹伤一指。归诉于妻，妻骇然属曰：“今后遇两来船，切记不可解小便。”

Humor Comedy picture: a man's toilet of Charity

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Humor Comedy picture: a man's toilet of Charity


Four nuns
By the weekend, four nuns and priests as leave, not stand up to Father Chan, agreed,
However, on the condition that they report back to be done over the weekend.
Quickly over the weekend, four nuns came back and started repentant as Father.
The first nun said: Father, I am guilty of Lust, Caution, read a PG17 movie.
Father of the rise-day prayer of one minute, said: Lord forgive you, holy water Quhe
Think it over.
At this time only the fourth nun looked Xise.
The second nun, said: Father, I am guilty of killing a warning, I speeding car, a car accident,
Killed a person.
The rise of the priest to pray, 5 minutes later, said: Lord forgive you, holy water Quhe repent it.
Teresa saw the fourth Xiaochu has a voice.
The third nun, said: Father, I Luoben the street. Lord can forgive me?
Father prayer on the rise, after 10 minutes, said: Lord forgive you, holy water Quhe repent it.
This time the Sisters of the fourth turn, has seen her smile Huazhiluanchan, is not the same again.
Father: Do you have nothing to repent of it:
The fourth side of the nun said while laughing: I had to urinate in the holy water.


笑话爆笑图片：男人厕所里的修女


四个修女
周末到了，四个修女，象神父请假，神父经不住缠，同意了，
但是条件是回头必须报告她们周末做的事情。
很快周末过去了，四个修女回来了，开始象神父悔罪。
第一个修女说：神父，我犯了色戒，看了一场PG17的电影。
神父抬头对天祷告了一分钟，说：主原谅你了，去喝圣水
思过吧。
这时只见第四个修女面露喜色。
第二个修女说：神父，我犯了杀戒，我开车超速，还出了车祸，
撞死人了。
神父抬头祷告，5分钟后说：主原谅你了，去喝圣水悔过吧。
只见第四个修女竟然笑出了声音。
第三个修女说：神父，我在大街上裸奔了。主还能原谅我吗？
神父抬头祷告，10分钟后才说：主原谅你了，去喝圣水悔过吧。
这回轮到第四个修女了，只见她已经笑的花枝乱颤，不成样子了。
神父问：你有什么要悔过的吗：
第四个修女一边笑一边说：我在圣水里撒尿了。

Humor Comedy picture: the beauty into the mouth

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Humor Comedy picture: the beauty into the mouth

Is the night. Husband in bed reading. Tuijian wife into the hands from time to time. Fractious wife will strip. Husband: Why? His wife asked: Why do you hand? The husband said in all seriousness: wet hands. A good book!


笑话爆笑图片：伸进了美女的嘴里

是夜.夫于床上看书.不时将手伸入妻腿间.妻便脱衣撒娇.夫问:干吗？妻反问:你手干吗？夫一本正经的说:湿湿手.好翻书!

Humor Comedy picture: a model for puppy

Humor Comedy picture: a model for puppy

One man saw a store sale, they go inside.
"You buy some?"
"I want to buy dog food."
"We have the requirement, you must prove you have a dog."
"Where there is such a provision?"
"This is the price of goods."
Men's wear salesman and a half, shop or do not agree to sell him. No way, the man had no choice but to bring home to a dog, the dog food to buy.
A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food.
"Give me two boxes of cat food."
"We have the requirement, you must prove you have a cat."
Or the salesman, the man with her for a long time Moceng As a result, had to go home or to bring it to buy a cat cat food.
A few days later another man digging a hole with a big cardboard box it came to the store to find the sales.
"You buy some?"
"You know you go into the handle."
Sales into the hand: "What is it, the Nianhu Hu."
"I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper abuse."


笑话爆笑图片：小狗的榜样

一个男子看见一家商店大减价，便走了进去。
　　“您买些什么？”
　　“我想买狗食。”
　　“我们有规定，您必须证明您有狗。”
　　“哪儿有这样的规定？”
　　“减价商品就是这样。”
　　男子与售货员磨了半天，售货员还是不同意卖给他。没有办法，男子只好回家把狗带来，才买到了狗食。
　　过了几天，男子又去这家商店买猫食。
　　“给我两盒猫食。”
　　“我们有规定，您必须证明您有猫。”
　　还是那个售货员，男子又与她磨蹭了半天，结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。
　　又过了几天，男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店，找到那个售货员。
　　“您买些什么？”
　　“你把手伸进去就知道啦。”
　　售货员把手伸了进去：“是什么呀，粘乎乎的。”
　　“我想买两卷儿手纸。”

Humor Comedy picture: Art toilet ...

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Humor Comedy picture: Art toilet ...

Humor Comedy picture: the old lady SM will not be able to play it?

Humor Comedy picture: the old lady SM will not be able to play it?

Hunters, hunting, tree to see two birds with one raised a gun to lay and found that not only is the hair, are wondering, the other hunters called Niaofei down: damn, Lao just to coax her clothes off, You put her down. . .


笑话爆笑图片：老太太就不能玩SM了吗？

猎人打猎，看树上有 两只鸟，举枪打下一只，发现是只没毛的，正纳闷，另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人：他 妈的，老子刚哄她把衣服脱光，你就把她打下来了。。。

Humor Comedy picture: This chair repair? ? ?

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Humor Comedy picture: This chair repair? ? ?

Secretary of the woman is sitting in the leg, general manager, general manager of the wife suddenly appeared at the door. General Manager immediately to the secretary severely, said: "In a word, no matter how difficult, a company can not be only a chair!"


笑话爆笑图片：如此修理椅子？？？

女秘书正坐在总经理腿上的时候,总经理太太突然出现在门口。总经理立刻严厉地对女秘书说：“总之,无论多么困难,一个公司也不能只有一把椅子！”

Humor Comedy picture: Apple's women's underwear

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Humor Comedy picture: Apple's women's underwear

Class, Tom casual look at the blackboard. Suddenly, the teacher called: "Tom, do you have to answer the question." "What?" Tom asked about the tensions. "When will pick the apple tree." Impatient teacher said. "Hey! I thought it was big deal, of course, is the doorman and his dog are not at the time." Tom said with a smile.


笑话爆笑图片：苹果公司的女装内裤

课堂上，汤姆漫不经心的看着黑板。 突然，老师叫到：“汤姆，你来回答刚才的问题。” “什么问题？”汤姆紧张的问到。 “什么时候才能摘树上的苹果。”老师不耐烦的说。 “嗨！我还以为是什么大不了的事，当然是看门人和他的狗都不在的时候。”汤姆笑着说。

Humor Comedy picture: a new men's underwear

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Humor Comedy picture: a new men's underwear

Today, most news: a production in the south of the underwear business, the first of the two registered trade marks. Men's underwear called "bird's nest," Ms. underwear called "water cube."


笑话爆笑图片：男人的新型内裤

今日最强最新消息：在南方一生产内裤的企业，抢先注册两个商标。男士内裤叫“鸟巢”，女士内裤叫“水立方”。

Humor Comedy picture: This milk, enough for 10 children to drink

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Humor Comedy picture: This milk, enough for 10 children to drink

A woman to fortune-telling, the fortune-telling, said: "Miss, you have a bad life. Your body with an ill omen."
Miss: "I put it off a bra?"
"No! Even if you put it off, it can not escape life's two big waves."


笑话爆笑图片：这奶水，够10个孩子喝的

一个女的去算命,算命的说:"小姐,你命不好.你身上带有凶兆."
小姐:"那我把胸罩脱了行吗?"
"不行!就算你把它脱了,也逃不过人生中的两个大波."

Humor Comedy picture: This is a woman's underwear? Too self-esteem of the men injured

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Humor Comedy picture: This is a woman's underwear? Too self-esteem of the men injured

After dinner today in the campus to find a bench caught a nap, wake up, was found Fanpen put a few cents.


笑话爆笑图片：这女人的内裤？太伤男人自尊了

今天吃完饭，在校园里找了个长椅打了个盹，醒来居然发现饭盆里放了几毛钱。