Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

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Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

There are a plane ride above, there is a German-Americans, one Japanese and one Chinese, and half of the aircraft to fly

Not all of a sudden the oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their British

And hung up the spirit of the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States of America! ! And then jump on it! Plane

..... Continue to fly at this time the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, it's a person to jump off! So the Germans

To come forward, the plane reached the hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! It followed a jump! Following the aircraft

..... Continued to fly at this time the captain announced, said: No, or weight, a person must jump! Chinese people to see

A Japanese, to stand up and walked to the aircraft hatch, the Japanese quickly came to the Chinese people firmly hold the hand:

Good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese who shouted out: Long live the People's Republic of China! ! Then the foot

Japanese kick to go on! ! ......


笑话爆笑图片：911原来是日本人搞的？

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人，飞机飞到一半

突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量，于是那美国人就发挥其个人英

雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声：美利坚和众国万岁！！然后就跳下去了！飞机

继续飞.....这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还的跳下去一个人！于是德国人

就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声：德意志帝国万岁！也跟着跳了下去！飞机继

续飞..... 这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看

了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手：

好兄弟，我不会忘了你的！中国人高呼一声：中华人民共和国万岁！！ 接着一脚把

日本人给踹下去了！！......

Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

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Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

In the bar, and Xing Xing, a man faithful to the wine, said: "did not expect, I will say to me, too much dishonesty."
"How is it?"
"She did not go home last night and asked her where she told me that her sister and all night together."
"Rather than Really?"
"She is lying, because last night I was with her sister together."

笑话爆笑图片：喜欢带绿帽子！

在酒吧间，一位男子悻悻地对酒友们说：“没想到，我太大会对我不忠实。”
　　“怎么回事？”
　　“昨晚她没有回家，问她去哪里了，她告诉我说她整晚和妹妹在一起。”
　　“不是真的吗？”
　　“她在说谎，因为昨天晚上是我和她妹妹在一起的。”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

A long-distance freight drivers on the way to a restaurant for dinner, just walked into the hotel, laughing attendants see it, they discovered that the Treasury did not zip-up, good zipper Mangla, waiter and asked: "You just see that?" Laughed waiter A: "Nothing, only to see a jack and two bad tires."


笑话爆笑图片：女人修车，不用千斤顶！

一长途司机运货途中到一饭店吃饭，刚走进饭店，见服务员窃笑不已，才发现库子拉链未拉上，忙拉好拉链，并问服务员：“你刚才看到了什么？”服务员笑答：“没什么，只看到一个千斤顶和两个烂轮胎。”

Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

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Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

Conductor: "your child wear long pants, can not buy a half-price ticket."
Young mothers: "Oh, you buy depends on the length of pants? Well, I can be free?"


笑话爆笑图片：时尚少女！

售票员：“你的孩子都穿这么长的裤子了，不能再买半票了。”
　　年轻母亲：“哦，买票要看裤子长短吗？那么，我今天可以免费了？”

Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

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Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

Yang Yang often told his mother: "When can not wear skirts swing; otherwise would be to see small boys inside the small underwear
Oh! "
One day, Yang Yang was pleased to mother said: "I Xiaoming and the swing game, I did it!"
Mother angrily said: "not told you? Do not wear skirts swing!"
Yang Yang proud to say: "Oh, but I am smart! I took off his underwear inside the small, so that he can not see my
A small underwear! "


笑话爆笑图片：透视乳罩！

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤
哦！”
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”
妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”
羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的
小内裤了！”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

There is a big sister wave, running at 400 meters, her chest swelling of the face are pumped!

笑话爆笑图片：女人喝酒，真方便！

有个大波妹，大一时跑四百米，她的胸把脸都抽肿了！

Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

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Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

Neighbors in the vicinity of the market to take a snapshot of the pavilion as half-length film.
She entered the pavilion, photographed, then waiting for the automatic washing photos,
Dashing out of their photos, she picked up one, exclaimed: "My God, my photos as like monkeys!"
There is a woman behind the coldly said: "I am sorry, that was my, you have to wait for five minutes."

Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

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Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

After a heavy rain, floods submerged the beginning of the city. A priest at the church to pray, floods have Yandao of his body. At this time a lifeguard driving a small boat over to the priest: "Father! Up fast! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the lifeguards left. Yan Guo floods in the near future has been the head priest, Father had no choice but to reluctantly stand on the table. At this time, and a police boat drove up to the priest said: "The speed up!! Flood or you will drown!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the police left. And after a while, the floods have inundated the church, the priest had no choice but to struggle in the water clinging to the Cross. .. At this time a helicopter to open up and leave after the service ladder shouting: "Father!! Pulling rope ladder to climb!! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" Father or will very firmly said: " Not!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "As a result helicopters also left helpless. Father finally drowned. A paradise, with God the Father is very angry and asked: "how do you engage in it! So your people will believe you?" God said: "You Xiangzenmeyang in the end?! I have sent two small boats and a helicopter to save you!! "