Humor Comedy picture: China's train really terrible!

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Humor Comedy picture: China's train really terrible!


There are three lawyers and three engineers to meet together to ride the train. In the train station, the three lawyers each buy a train ticket, and the three engineers bought only a ticket. "You only three people how to buy a ticket line?" Asked a lawyer to understand. "You know it for a while." Answered an engineer. A pedestrian on the train after their lawyers to sit down and find their seats, and the three engineers into a toilet. The train will soon start, the crew began to vote. After the crew inspection of the entire inside of the votes, went to the toilet, knocked at the door and said: "your vote." Door of a delivery ticket, the crew took off after the vote. Lawyers have to admire all the five-way vote.

At the end of a pedestrian and came to the railway station. This time, lawyers only buy a ticket, however. . . . . . Engineers did not buy a ticket. "Is it not also be able to buy car?" More lawyers asked curiously. "Well look at you!" Engineer replied. On the train, the lawyers quickly into a toilet, engineers calmly into the side of the toilet. Soon the train started, an engineer from the toilet, knocked at the door opposite the toilet, cried: "your vote!"



笑话爆笑图片：中国火车真厉害！


有三个律师与三个工程师一块儿坐火车去开会。在火车站，三个律师每人买了一张火车票，而那三个工程师只买了一张票。“你们三个人只买一张票怎么行？”一名律师不解地问道。“一会儿你就知道啦。”一名工程师答道。一行人上车后，律师们各自找到自己的座位坐下，而那三个工程师却挤进了一间厕所。火车开动不久，乘务员开始验票。乘务员在验过了整个车厢的票后，来到厕所前，敲了敲门说道：“您的票。”门缝中递出一张票来，乘务员接过票后便走开了。律师们无不佩服得五体投地。

　　会议结束了，一行人又来到火车站。这一回，律师们只买了一张票，可是。。。。。。工程师们一张票也没买。“难道不买票也能乘车？”律师们更加好奇地问道。“你们瞧好吧！”工程师答道。上车了，律师们赶紧挤进一间厕所，工程师们不慌不忙地挤进对面的厕所里。火车启动不久，一个工程师从厕所出来，敲了敲对面厕所的门，叫道：“您的票！

Humor Comedy picture: satyr special mouse!

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Humor Comedy picture: satyr special mouse!


Xiaoming first class is really out the storm, then laid on the table in the small sleep soundly. Within a short while to sleep, and dream of a buddy to play in the Star ... ...
Play is the starting-hing, suddenly felt he was pushed, was on the rise, only to stand next to a professor, he kindly said: "Students, your wireless mouse out of the ground ~"
Xiaoming ground, see the phone off the ground ... ...


笑话爆笑图片：色狼专用鼠标！


小明第一节课实在太困，于是趴在桌上小寐。不一会进入梦乡，梦到和一哥们在玩星际……
　　正玩的起兴呢，突然觉得有人推他，遂抬头，只见教授站在身旁，他和蔼地说：“同学，你的无线鼠标掉地上了~”
　小明往地上一看，见手机掉在地上……

Humor Comedy picture: This is breakfast, you can eat it?

Humor Comedy picture: This is breakfast, you can eat it?

Life is like stool that once washed away will not come back;

Life is like feces, and how that pull all look like, but every time they do not like;

Life is like stool, sometimes drawing the Henshuang, sometimes it's hard to pull off;

Life is like stool, you never know what will be pulled out of East;

Life is like feces, and how you want the results, how we should be planted;

Life is like stool at any time may suddenly think, "ah, ah";

Life is like feces, often hard for a long time only a few Flaring fart;

Life is like feces, even if the re-decorating a beautiful, the essence is still the same;

Life is like stool, his only silent in the face of the brave.


笑话爆笑图片：这早餐，可以吃吗？

人生就像大便，一旦冲走了就不会再回来；

人生就像大便，怎么拉都是那个模样，可是每次又不太一样；

人生就像大便，有时候拉的很爽，有时候却拉的很难过；

人生就像大便，你永远不知道会拉出个什么东东；

人生就像大便，想要怎么结果，就要先怎么栽；

人生就像大便，随时都可能突然地想“嗯，嗯”；

人生就像大便，往往努力了半天却只迸出几个屁；

人生就像大便，就算点缀得再漂亮，其本质还是一样；

人生就像大便，只有自己默默的勇敢面对。

Humor Comedy picture: the most magical shampoo

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Humor Comedy picture: the most magical shampoo

Day, a man to take a bath, as the only way to the bathroom, the men and women need to share a bath, men and a woman run out to use. But the men's washing too slow, but also the future and get out on the woman entered. Panic, he had to do a statue installed. At this time, Ms. come in three, to see the men, thought to carry out the draw. The first woman that she was shaking things up, his excitement, left the soap out, she happily picked up to go to the bath. The second woman repeated, and get a towel. In the third woman, as for a long time, and so on, shaking her more forcefully, that the men really can not stand the Shuang, a shot that woman in the primary. The woman of the Fen said: "I had a Head & Shoulders roll!"


笑话爆笑图片：最神奇的洗发水

一日，一位男士去洗澡，由于该地只有澡堂，所以需要男女共用一个澡堂，男得用完女得用。可是这位男士洗的太慢，还未来的及出去，女的就进来了。情急之下，他只好装做一尊雕像。这时，进来三位女士，看到这个男的，以为进行抽奖。第一个女的上去摇她那个东西，他一激动，左手的肥皂掉了，她捡起来高高兴兴去洗澡了。第二个女的如法炮制，又得到一条手巾。到了第三个女的，由于等了很长时间，她摇的更用力，那个男的实在爽的受不了了，射了那个女的一手。那个女的性奋的说：“我摇了一把海飞丝！”

Humor Comedy picture: a pair of lovers revealed white ass

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Humor Comedy picture: a pair of lovers revealed white ass

Old master of a family hired a young waitress. One day, the old waitress spilled ink. Master was furious, it is necessary to punish the waitress hit bottom. So that V waitress at the bench, Tuixia pants, so that old Da Banzai. I see that old waitress MOISTURE white tail, a soft heart right away, do not start the fight. Master himself: "If I hit it, we are in breach of spilled ink than the more serious wrong!"


笑话爆笑图片：情侣露出了一对雪白的屁股

旧时某老爷家雇了一个年轻女侍。一天，女侍打翻了老爷的墨水。老爷大怒，要罚打女侍的屁股。 　　于是那女侍伏在长凳上，褪下裤子，让老爷打板子。 　　老爷一见女侍那雪白水嫩的屁股，心马上一软，打不下手了。老爷自言自语道：“我要是打了下去，那就犯了比打翻墨水更严重的错了！”

Humor Comedy picture: the art of fart!

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Humor Comedy picture: the art of fart!

A woman on the bus would like to fart, is not know what to do when the car suddenly sounded in Beethoven's "Symphony of fate," she would be with the music: bang bang bang - bang nature ...... Resolved. Snigger at the same time in the hearts of the other passengers to observe the response, ah? They all stared at her over his nose to see it. The original "fate of the Symphony" is not from the car radio, but she came with the Walkman!


笑话爆笑图片：放屁的艺术！

公共汽车上的一女子想放屁，正在不知如何是好时，车中突然响起了贝多芬的“命运交响曲”，她便随着音乐：嘣嘣嘣－嘣......自然地解决了。心中暗笑的同时观察其他乘客的反应，嗯？他们都捂住鼻子盯着她看呢。原来“命运交响曲”不是来自车中的广播，而是出自她带的随身听 ！

Humor Comedy picture: no underwear

Humor Comedy picture: no underwear

There are two couples playing cards together. Zhang accidentally drop a card on the ground, he would pick up drilling under the table, he looked up and found that Wang's wife did not wear underpants. He was shocked, hit his head on the table, drilled out when flushing of the face. Wang's wife read out to see her lower body, mounted on the right to do the same.
After that, his wife Wang Xiao Zhang received the phone, she asked: "You're drilling under the table yesterday, is not seen me Mochuanneiku?" Zhang sorry to say: "Yes! I can not intentional." Mrs. Wang said: "It does not matter." Paused, "now know that, I would like to ask you a word, I want to?" Flattered Xiao Zhang, said: "Of course, like!" Mrs. Wang said: "Well, Now that I think of you, you just yesterday that we won back to 5000 yuan me, I will give you the best quality service. "Zhang thought for a while and said:" All right! Wang overtime Sunday, noon to Your home. "Mrs. Wang said:" Good! Table so I will give you your favorite things. "
By Sunday, Zhang's schedule came and took 5000 yuan of the money to Mrs. Wang. Wang failed to keep the appointment is not his wife, Xiao Zhang has done a really favorite. And then on into the bedroom together ... ...
They have been playing to come back soon, Xiao Wang, Zhang and Wang is the wife kiss goodbye.
After a while, Xiao Wang has been working, on the inside: "Zhang came?" Mrs. Wang surprised some, busy at his head, said: "However, he did not stay inside a minute left." Wang went on: "5000 yuan of money to you?" Mrs. Wang thought: "My God, how he knows?" So the honest, said: "Yes, he gave me five Thousand dollars of money. "" Would be good. "Wang said:" This morning, he came to my office told me the money borrowed 5000 yuan. I did not like him because he won yesterday, we have money to 5000 yuan . He said, and so anxious, I returned to the afternoon. I waited for one afternoon, nor did he wait until this person. I just work when he saw, he said that the money for you. I thought he was Lying! "


笑话爆笑图片：内裤没有了

有两对夫妻在一起打牌。小张一不小心掉地上一张牌，他就钻到桌子底下去捡，可他抬头一看，发现小王的太太没有穿内裤。他吓了一跳，脑袋撞在桌子上，钻出来时满脸通红。小王的太太看出来看到了自己的下身，就装做没事一样。
　　事后，小张接到小王太太的电话，她问：“你昨天钻到桌子底下是不是看到了我没穿内裤?”小张不好意思地说：“是的!可我不是故意的。”小王太太说： “没关系。”停了一会儿，“既然看到了，我想问你一句话，想得到我吗?”小张受宠若惊，说：“当然想!”小王太太说：“好吧，你既然想得到我，你就把昨天赢我们的那五千元还给我，我会给你最优质服务的。”小张想了想说：“好吧!星期天小王加班，我中午去你家。”小王太太说：“好!我会给你做一桌你最爱吃的东西。”
　　星期天到了，小张如期的来了，把五千元钱交给了小王太太。小王太太也不失约，真的做了小张最爱吃的。然后就一起进了卧室……
　　他们一直玩到小王快回来的时候，小张这才和小王太太吻别。
　　过了一会儿，小王下班了，进屋就问：“小张来过了吗?”小王太太有些吃惊，忙点点头说：“来过，他进屋没呆一分钟就走了。”小王接着问：“他给你五千元钱了吗?”小王太太心想：“天啊，他怎么都知道了?”所以老老实实的说：“是的，他给了我五千元钱。”“那就好。”小王说：“今天上午，他来到我办公室向我借了五千元钱。我本不想借他的，因为他昨天赢了我们五千元钱。可他说等着急用，下午就还给我。可我等了一下午，也没有等到他这个人。我刚才下班的时候看到了他，他说把钱给你了。我还以为他在说谎呢!”

Humor Comedy picture: Mom, Come ah, it robbed me of eating

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Humor Comedy picture: Mom, Come ah, it robbed me of eating

One day, a gunman who broke into a bank. His staff said: "Bu Xudong, who called him a move I Geographic!"
Although the staff is next to a very tense fear of, single or correct: "It should be 'a thing of the past'?"
Who said: "The fight to go to school that day, I fear that history!"


笑话爆笑图片：妈，快来啊，它抢我吃的

一天，一个歹徒持枪闯进一家银行。他对工作人员说：“不许动，谁动我就叫他成为地理！”
　　旁边一个职员虽然很紧张很害怕，单还是纠正道：“应该是‘成为历史’吧？”
　　歹徒说：“打上学那天起，我就害怕历史！”

Humor Comedy picture: Bill. Gates to retire after this line of the original stem ah? !

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Humor Comedy picture: Bill. Gates to retire after this line of the original stem ah? !

Beach, many of the young girl dressed in Microsoft's walking Guang Gushan roaming. Guang Gushan only printed the chest "pentium inside" (the heart of the Pentium), printed on the shorts "plus and play" (Plug and Play).


笑话爆笑图片：比尔.盖茨退休以后原来干这行了啊？！

海滨浴场上，许多妙龄少女穿着微软的广告衫信步漫游。只见广告衫的胸前印着“pentium inside"（奔腾的心），短裤上印着“plus and play "（即插即用）。

Humor Comedy picture: Hillary punched

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Humor Comedy picture: Hillary punched

One day, his wife Hillary Clinton were to meet with God, she found God in the living room hung with many tables, and some of these tables quickly, some slowly. She asked God's servant: "Why is God so much to collect the table? And they do not go as fast as the table?" God's servant, said: "These tables represent human life, everyone in the world Such a list, if he's having an affair, he's on the table go fast, do not form an affair going on slowly. "After listening to Chirac looked around and said:" I did not see why her husband Bill Clinton's Table ? "God's servant, said:" Your husband's table was God when the fans get to the office! "


笑话爆笑图片：拳打希拉里

一天，克林顿的妻子希拉里被带去见上帝，她发现在上帝的客厅里挂着许多表，而且这些表有的走得快，有的走得慢。于是她就问上帝的仆人：“为何上帝要收集这么多表？而且这些表走得还不一样快？”　　上帝的仆人说到：“这些表代表着人的生命，世界上每一个人都有一块这样的表，如果他的外遇多，他的表走得就快，没有外遇表走得就慢。”　　希拉克听完后向四周看了看又说道：“为何没看见我丈夫克林顿的表？”　　上帝的仆人说：“你丈夫的表被上帝拿到办公室当电风扇去了！”

Humor Comedy picture: Liu Xiang's hurdles the successors. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: Liu Xiang's hurdles the successors. . .

Said the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Chinese volunteers found accidentally Japan has not track and field athletes training ground training, but every day for a stealthy way to the side of an abandoned railway train. It was curious to ask of Japan's coach: they are a few hurdles athlete!


笑话爆笑图片：刘翔的跨栏后继有人了。。。

话说2008年北京奥运会，中国志愿者无意中发现日本田径运动员从来不去训练场地训练，而是每天鬼鬼祟祟地到一段废弃的铁道边进行训练。有人好奇问之，日本教练答：他们几个是跨栏运动员！

Humor Comedy picture: ah! Beautiful women do not wear underwear? ?

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Humor Comedy picture: ah! Beautiful women do not wear underwear? ?

One day my friends get together to talk about girls,
We talked about the class of the school beauty,
She was talking about the United States as an angel,
But everyone knows that she has not a target,
The boyfriend did not start reasons,
Nonsense I have to remember more,
We are talking about the fiery heat,
For unknown reasons,
All of a sudden the classroom quiet,
At this time there was a kid say,
You do not know it,
Meimei the bottom there was a mole.
Shocked everyone,
Do you really know what's it?
He said that
Look through her Lu Xiong, through an open back,
But have not seen the bottom exposed to wear it.
That is because where there was a secret,
People do not want to know the little secret,
I think there are certainly stars mole.
Bao Xiao sound of a classroom ....