Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

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Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

Mother with a small force to listen to the concert, he is obviously very interested in command of the eyes with baton,

Symphony Orchestra to see for a while, take a look at for a while soprano solo,

The effort to find out the relationship between the middle and he finally concluded Zhuantou Wen said his mother:

"Mom in the middle ~ uncle why that has been holding a stick to threaten the aunt?"

"No! Why do you say that his uncle threatened her with?"

"That's why she has been screaming?"


笑话爆笑图片：日本裸体音乐会，的确好看！

妈带小力去听音乐会，他显然对指挥很感兴趣，眼睛跟着指挥棒，

一会儿看看交响乐团、一会儿看看独唱女高音，

努力的要找出中间的关系，最后他终于得到结论，转头问他妈妈说：

「妈妈～中间那个叔叔为什么一直拿棍子吓那个阿姨？」

「没有！你为什么说那个叔叔吓她？」

「那她为什么一直尖叫？」

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Chiri heat, the fat-mm walking along the street. She walked, suddenly found themselves after a Jinjindigen did not know the boy. "Do you have what I help you?" Fat boy to ask to turned mm. "No, thank you. I just like the sunshine in the shadow of the walk." Very polite boy said.


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的女人们

赤日炎炎，一胖mm沿着街走路。她走着走着，突然发现自身后紧紧地跟着一个不相识的男孩。“你有什么事需要我帮忙吗？”胖mm回过身来问男孩儿。“不，谢谢。我只是喜欢在太阳照不到的阴影下走路。”男孩儿很有礼貌地说。

Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

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Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

A campaign vehicle of Chen Shui-bian's campaign team opened the village to happen in the unfortunate mountain in the car on the road, farm fields are old farmers see this scene, rushed to the scene of the accident, but the people on board dead So he dug a pit, a few politicians are buried. A few days later, in charge of the police accident investigation found that the old farmers, he asked that a few politicians go, the old farmer said, has been buried, the police quickly asked: "They are all dead?" Farmer replied: "Ah, I see that Chen Shui-bian to bury him when I screamed, said he does not have to die." Police said: "That's how you have to bury him?" Farmer, said: "Do you know of to do this, Chen Shui-bian has never said that The truth ... "


笑话爆笑图片：当世界上，只有一个男人时！

一辆竞选车载着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造势，不幸在山间小路上翻车，正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个土坑，把几个政客都埋了。过了几天，负责事故勘察的警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问：“他们都死了吗？” 老农回答说：“ 嗯～我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。” 警察说：“那你怎么也把他埋了？”老农说：“你知道的嘛～这个陈水扁从不说实话的...”

Humor Comedy picture: shit!

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Humor Comedy picture: shit!

A doctor has always been sloppy, the first in history to write a "statement anus."

Director of the doctors discovered a very angry at the bottom of its eye-catching to grant a "nonsense."


笑话爆笑图片：屁话！

某医生一向马虎，一次在病历上写了“肛门发言”。

主任医生发现后非常生气，在其下方醒目地批上了“屁话”。

Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

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Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

Xiaoming home by cattle to make money. But one day, dead cattle, so Xiaoming father went to jump into the sea.

The results met a mermaid, the mermaid asked: "Why do you want to jump into the sea?"

Xiao-ming's father replied: "Because my family's dead cattle, so I have to jump into the sea."

Mermaid said: "As long as you do me two times, I let your cattle back to life."

The results Xiaoming father did only three times on the hanging.

Later this small know, he has to jump into the sea, have encountered the same mermaid.

Mermaid listened to the malicious Xiaoming, said: "As long as you do me two times ....."

The results Xiaoming done on her three times, the mermaid was surprised to ask: "Fuck! So how do you take?"

Xiao-Ming, said proudly: "Otherwise, how my family's cattle would die?"


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的美人鱼，男人看了都心动

小明家是靠牛来赚钱的。但有一天，牛死了，所以小明的爸爸就去跳海。

结果遇到了一位美人鱼，美人鱼问：“你为什么要跳海？”

小明的爸爸答道：“因为我家的牛死了，所以我要跳海。”

美人鱼说：“只要你干我二十次，我就让你的牛复活。”

结果小明的爸爸只干了三次就挂了。

后来这事让小明知道了，他也去跳海，同样也遇到美人鱼。

美人鱼听了小明来意后，说：“只要你干我二十次.....”

结果小明就干了她三百次，美人鱼惊讶地问：“靠！你怎么这么猛？”

小明神气地说：“不然，我家的牛怎么会死？”

Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

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Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

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Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

A pair of clandestine love affair between men and women, not men in the busy in solving problems, sorry to say: "Your hymen is resistant Kennedy miles! Dear, if I had known in advance that you are a virgin, I would not do so busy."

"If you do not so busy," Xing Xing woman said, "I will first take off the underwear."

笑话爆笑图片：中华有神功！

一双男女偷情，男的在勿忙中解决问题之后，歉意地说：“你的处女膜很坚耐哩！亲爱的，如果我事先知道你是处女，我就不会那么勿忙了。”

　　“如果你不是那么勿忙，”女的悻悻地说，“我会先把内裤脱掉的。”