Humor Comedy picture: Bakai 21 beautiful clothes

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Humor Comedy picture: Bakai 21 beautiful clothes


One day, one German, one Japanese, one Taiwanese scientists together to discuss who's strong science and technology.
German scientists: a German-made robot, he can deal with hazardous materials, you are strong or not?
Japanese scientists: Japan, we have created a robot that can help to do the household chores you strong? ? ? ? ?
Taiwan scientists: We have much to Taiwan, have created a robot, mounted on his head a few bean curd, the robot was now in the president! ! ! ! ! ! ! !


笑话爆笑图片：扒开21世纪美女的衣服


某日，一位德国，一位日本，一位台湾科学家在一起讨论谁的科技强。
　　德国科学家：我们德国制造一种机器人，他可以处理危险物品，你说强不强？
　　日本科学家：我们日本制造了一个机器人，可以帮忙处理家务，你说强不强？？？？？
　　台湾科学家：我们台湾才厉害，制造了一个机器人，在他脑袋装了几块豆腐，那个机器人现在居然在当总统！！！！！！！！

Humor Comedy picture: rabbits eat wolves?

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Humor Comedy picture: rabbits eat wolves?

Rabbits bounce to the bakery and asked: "boss, you do not have a 100 ah small bread?"

The boss: "ah, I'm sorry, not so much"

"Ah..." Rabbits appear to left.

The next day, rabbits bounce to the bakery, "the boss, has 100 small bread ah?"

The boss: "Excuse me, did not ah"

"Ah..." Rabbits also appear to left.

On the third day, the rabbits bounce to the bakery, "the boss, has 100 small bread ah?"

The boss happy, said: "With that, with today we have 100 of the small bread!!"

Rabbits out of money: "wonderful, I bought two!"


笑话爆笑图片：小白兔吃狼？

小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房，问：“老板，你们有没有一百个小面包啊？”

老板：“啊，真抱歉，没有那么多”

“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。

第二天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包啊？”

老板：“对不起，还是没有啊”

“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。 　　　　

第三天，小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板，有没有一百个小面包　啊？”

老板高兴的说：“有了，有了，今天我们有一百个小面包了！！”

小白兔掏出钱：“太好了，我买两个！”

Humor Comedy picture: new! Men have children!

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Humor Comedy picture: new! Men have children!

A pair of white and his wife gave birth to a child. Surprised his wife: "Oh how it is a black," said her husband complained: "Why did you act every time I call it closed lights! Blame you"

笑话爆笑图片：新奇！男人生孩子！

一对白人夫妇生了一个小孩。 妻子惊讶地说：“唉呀怎么是个黑人呀” 丈夫埋怨说：“ 谁叫你每次办事都叫我关着灯呢！都怪你”

Humor Comedy picture: beautiful naked motorcycle acrobatics

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Humor Comedy picture: beautiful naked motorcycle acrobatics

Class, Meng heard the teacher say drink: "The thing to pay up!" Moujun hesitated again and again, and finally stand up, not yet open, only one in the front row of boys timid to stand up and be a comic obediently handed Teacher. Teacher rather pleasant surprise: "Hey, kill two birds with one!"


笑话爆笑图片：裸体美女摩托杂技

课上，猛听到老师一声大喝：“把东西交上来！”某君犹豫再三，终于站起来，还未开口，只见前排一男生怯生生地站起来，将一本漫画乖乖地递给老师。老师颇感惊喜：“嘿，一箭双雕！”

Humor Comedy picture: a computer expert?

Humor Comedy picture: a computer expert?

An elderly couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: "Grandpa, you have to be Ceguang, backlighting or all-optical?, The shy uncle, said:" I am indifferent, can not be left to you Mother Kucha?


笑话爆笑图片：电脑专家？

老夫妇去拍照，摄影师问：“大爷，您是要侧光，逆光，还是全光？，大爷腼腆的说：“我是无所谓，能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？

Humor Comedy picture: men's favorite bottle

Humor Comedy picture: men's favorite bottle

One adult man came to a hotel, he saw the garage a lot of beautiful cars, so the boss asked, how
There are so many beautiful cars ah, the boss told him that I have a five-year-old son, he has done three things, if you can do with
That here as you pick a car drive away, if not, they leave your car, a lot of people can not do so. . He
Like, five-year-old child can do, can not own them, then try it on. Boss took him to a room, where
There is a beautiful girl, a child of her parents in the past, he has to do with, and then touch a child in the past and beauty
The body, he too made a third incident, took out his little brother turn a child under three. . . . .


笑话爆笑图片：男人最喜欢的酒瓶

有一个成年男子来到一家旅馆，他看到车库里有很多漂亮的车，于是就问老板，怎么
　　 有这么多漂亮的车啊，老板告诉他，我有一个五岁的儿子，他做三件事，如果你能跟着做
　　 到，这里的车随你挑一辆开走，如果不能，就把你的车留下，很多人做不到，所以。。他
　　 想，五岁的小孩能做到的，自己还能做不到嘛，于是就试一试。老板就带他到一个屋子里，里
　　 面有一个漂亮的美女，小孩过去亲了她一下，他跟着做了，然后小孩又过去摸了美女
　　 的全身，他也跟着做了，第三件事，小孩掏出小弟弟弯了三下。。。。。　

Humor Comedy picture: ah! ! There are bottles word?

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Humor Comedy picture: ah! ! There are bottles word?

Someone in the office this afternoon.

In front of a colleague at noon to eat, fart mad.

A great voice, who can not help it,

Abuse: "You can not hold back on the TM, *."

Finally have a moment of quiet,

That this person is sane and flu, mad people saw it in front of more than shake,

Q: "You ah a night."


This person: "Pachao you, I tune into the vibration ....."


笑话爆笑图片：啊！！这里有酒瓶子？

下午某人在办公室办公.

前面有一同事中午吃多,狂放屁.

声音很大,此人实在忍不住,

大骂:"你TM就不能忍住,*."

终于有了片刻的宁静,

此人正感神清气爽之时,忽见前面那嗣狂抖不止,

问:"你丫咋了."


此人答:"怕吵你,我调成震动了....."

Humor Comedy picture: all sleep here! To save rent?

Humor Comedy picture: all sleep here! To save rent?

Wang and deer near the wedding, Wang left home to work outside Hong Kong. He promised to send money home two weeks later. However, deer, and so on for a long time, but it has not received the money, called on Wang said: "The money to come, to force the landlord rent."


Wang Shu-back: "The recent inconvenient, must be returned in a few days ago, To Sir, you have to kiss 1000."


In a few days, Wang received a call back: "Dear, it is not urgent, and you give me the kiss 1000, I gave the landlord, he said that do not have to pay the rent."


笑话爆笑图片：都在这里睡觉！节省房租？

小王和小鹿新婚不久，小王就离开家到外地工作。他答应两个星期后寄钱回家。可是小鹿等了很久，却一直没有收到这笔钱，就打电话给小王说：“请速寄钱，房东逼租。”


小王回电书：“最近不方便，过几天一定寄回来，吾爱，给你1000个吻。”


过几天，小王收到回电说：“亲爱的，现在不急了，你给我的1000个吻，我给了房东，他说房租不用交了。”

Humor Comedy picture: Feiyanzoubi!

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Humor Comedy picture: Feiyanzoubi!


We see in the Spider-Man, Fat Man Jump at the rise, said: "I am Spider-Man" Xiaoxiao Zhuantou Dui listening to everyone, said: "He indeed is a 'pig-Xia'."


笑话爆笑图片：飞檐走壁！


大家在看蜘蛛侠，胖子跃跃一时兴起说：“我是蜘蛛侠”晓晓听了转头对大家说：“对他的的确确是‘只猪侠’。”

Humor Comedy picture: three-person version of the wedding, so beautiful!

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Humor Comedy picture: three-person version of the wedding, so beautiful!


A married man day in the office, all of a sudden there was a strange man's visit ... ...


Strange man said: last week, are you with your secretary to the south on a clandestine love affair, right?


Married men: What do you do!


At this point strange man took out a photo Diego, said: "The whole process I have been concealed camera down, how are you going to do ... ...??


Married men one by one to read the photo said: All right! ! ... ... All I have to wash a plus! !



笑话爆笑图片：三人版婚纱照，太漂亮了！


一个已婚男人一日在办公室，突然有个陌生男子来访……


陌生男子说：上个礼拜，你带着你的女秘书南下偷情，对不对？


已婚男人说：干你什么事！


陌生男子此时掏出一大迭照片后说:"全部的过程都被我偷拍下来了，你打算怎么办……？？


已婚男人将照片逐一看过后说：好吧！！……我全部加洗一张！！