Humor Comedy picture: Kesi me. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: Kesi me. . .

Father to coax her son to bed, ready to return to their bedroom to sleep.

"Daddy!" Cried his son.

"What happened?"

"I'm thirsty, give me a glass of water?"

"You just do not drink up! Fast asleep, I have lights!"


5 minutes later ... ...

"Daddy! I am thirsty, you do not give me a glass of water?"

"I have not talked about it! I invite you hit you!"

Another five minutes ... ...

"Daddy!"

"How?"


"You hit them when I must take the glass of water!"


笑话爆笑图片：渴死我了。。。

爸爸把儿子哄上床后，回到自己的卧室准备睡觉。 　　　

"爸爸！"儿子叫道。 　　　

"什么事儿？" 　　　

"我口渴，给我拿杯水好吗？" 　　　

"你刚才不是喝过了嘛！快睡觉，我已经关灯啦！" 　　　


5分钟后…… 　　　

"爸爸！我口渴，你就不能给我拿杯水吗？" 　　　

"我刚才不是说过了嘛！你再叫我揍你！" 　　　

又过了五分钟…… 　　　

"爸爸！" 　　　

"又怎么啦？" 　　　


"你过来揍我的时候一定要带杯水！"

Humor Comedy picture: giraffe was also too long!

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Humor Comedy picture: giraffe was also too long!

Giraffe married monkeys, giraffe one year after the divorce: I have never had such a Shangcuanxiatiao days! Monkey was furious: from the off! Who ever seen a pro had to climb trees of the mouth!


笑话爆笑图片：长颈鹿也太长了！

长颈鹿嫁给了猴子，一年后长颈鹿提出离婚：我再也不要过这种上蹿下跳的日子了！猴子大怒：离就离！谁见过亲个嘴还得爬树的！

Humor Comedy picture: my brother, do not move, let a pro do sister!

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Humor Comedy picture: my brother, do not move, let a pro do sister!


1910: "You are with me, I do not do the emperor!"

1915: "The Republic of China is already, I do not let a pro ... ..."

1930: "Do not worry to go along with the Red Army, such as the span of your life!"

1935: "I do's closest comrade-in-arms!"

1945: "Little Japan, and so you let me eight years, I still love you 80 years!"

1950: "Let her more than a few of Health, the New China, a building block for us ... ..."

1985: "Love your contract to me now! I have the kind of good Ziliu De us."

1995: "I love you, do not limit board."


笑话爆笑图片：哥哥，别动，让妹妹亲一口嘛！


1910年："有你陪我，让我做皇上都不干！"

1915年："都已经是民国了，还不让我亲一口……"

1930年："你放心地跟着红军去吧，俺等你一辈子！"

1935年："做我最亲密的战友吧！"

1945年："小日 本让我等了你八年，我就还你八十年的情！"

1950年："多生几个娃吧，为咱新中国添砖加瓦……"

1985年："把你的爱交给我承包吧！我一定种好咱的自留地。"

1995年："我对你的爱没有涨停板。"

Humor Comedy picture: the mouse fossils

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Humor Comedy picture: the mouse fossils

A computer-illiterate, but Budongzhuangdong. One day, A-and B-together to discuss starting the computer.

Jun B: Why is there a line attached mouse?
-A: This is the fear that the mouse does not work wanted to run, Shengbang go again!
Jun B: Why, then, and a wireless mouse?
-A: You did not see those who bought a wireless mouse to buy again, "cat"?
Jun B: What to buy?
A-: to buy only the "cat" Internet Bai catching wireless mouse!
Jun B: Oh ... ...


笑话爆笑图片：鼠标化石

A君对电脑一窍不通，但又不懂装懂。某日，A君和B君聚在一起讨论起电脑来了。

　　B君：为什么鼠标有一条线连着？
　　A君：这是怕鼠标不工作想跑，用绳绑着呢！
　　B君：那为什么又有一种无线鼠标？
　　A君：你没看见那些人买了无线鼠标又去买“猫”吗？
　　B君：买来干什么？
　　A君：买只“猫”上网去抓无线鼠标呗！
　　B君：哦……

Humor Comedy picture: tongue kiss!

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Humor Comedy picture: tongue kiss!

A variety show host announcer came to power: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, set off your skull! Horrified! ! ! ! !


笑话爆笑图片：舌吻！

一次文艺晚会，主持人上台报幕：下面请欣赏：新疆歌舞，掀起你的头盖骨！毛骨悚然！！！！！

Humor Comedy picture: Super Trucks!

Humor Comedy picture: Super Trucks!

A mother with her baby son a bath together Bin-Bin.
Bin-Bin, pointing to her mother's black baby: "That's what ah?"
Her mother replied: "That was my mother's garage."
Bin-Bin, pointing to his own baby: "Mommy, what is it that this child's cry?"
His mother answered: "That car was cars of Bin-Bin ah!"
Bin-Bin said: "Can I take my car into the car of your garage to stop then?"
Her mother said: "No! Night, it was your father's' big truck 'to come in the open."
That night, Bin-Bin secretly went to the parents bedroom.
"Daddy! Father!" Bin-Bin shouting: "You stop the technology really bad, then stopped for a long time, your 'big trucks' rear two are still outside the garage."


笑话爆笑图片：超级大卡车！

有一个妈妈，带着她的宝贝儿子宾宾一起洗澡。
宾宾指着妈妈黑黑的宝贝问：“那是什么啊？”
妈妈回答：“那是妈妈的车库。”
宾宾指着自己的宝贝问：“妈妈，那这又是什么咧？”
妈妈回答他：“那是宾宾的小车车啊！”
宾宾说：“那我可不可以把我的小车车开进你的车库停好呢？”
妈妈说：“不行！那是晚上你爸爸的‘大卡车’要开进来的。”
到了晚上，宾宾偷偷摸摸地跑到父母房中。
“爸爸！爸爸！”宾宾大叫：“你的停车技术真差，停了那么久，你那‘大卡车’的两个后轮还在车库外面。”

Humor Comedy picture: what Lu JJ, you greedy greedy

Humor Comedy picture: what Lu JJ, you greedy greedy

A row of prostitutes on the streets waiting for passengers, an eight-year-old woman met, the curious: what you waiting for? Mo Haoqi of prostitutes, said: lollipop, and so on! The old woman will be lining up to join the ranks of sugar and so on, the results of efforts by the police, the police woman asked: Do you have a tooth not capable? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it! ! !


笑话爆笑图片：露一下JJ，馋馋你们

一排妓女在街边等客，一位八旬老妇见到了,好奇的问：你们在等什么？妓女没好气的说：等棒棒糖！老妇也就排队加入队伍等糖，结果被警察抓，警察问老妇：你牙都没了也能干？老妇笑着曰：我可以舔的！！！

Humor Comedy picture: his pants zipper open! !

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Humor Comedy picture: his pants zipper open! !

Humor Comedy picture: Ferrari, the predecessor of the

Humor Comedy picture: Ferrari, the predecessor of the


The girl asked her what gifts to send to her boyfriend, said: "The platinum rings, pearl necklaces ... ...." Girls frequently shook his head, did not say: "too tacky, I would like a car!"

"Yes, now the car price, you send more than a million." Generous boyfriend said.

"What, more than 10 million, too small for your gas, I would like to Ferrari!" The girl said categorically.

"What, Ferrari, which was 3,001,000 cars!" Very surprised boyfriend.

"I do not arrived on the value of a Ferrari!" Jue Zhezui Palestinian girl, the face was a bland color. Peizhexiaolian boyfriend quickly said: "The arrival too, have arrived."

"May 1" long days, her boyfriend traveled all over the provincial capital, about whether the sale of fake Ferrari.

"Unfortunately, it does not create a fake Ferrari!" Car sales in unison so that the boyfriend's very frustrating.


笑话爆笑图片:法拉力的前身


姑娘问男友送什么礼物给她，男友说："铂金戒指，珍珠项链……"。姑娘频频摇头，不屑地说："太俗气了，我要一辆小车！"

"可以，现在小车降价了，送你一辆十几万的。"男友大方地说。

"什么，十几万的，你太小气了，我要法拉利！"姑娘斩钉截铁地说。

"什么，法拉利，那是三百万一辆的车呀！"男友惊讶万分。

"难道我的身价抵不上一辆法拉利！"姑娘噘着嘴巴，脸呈愠色。男友连忙赔着笑脸说："抵得，抵得。"

在"五一"长假的几天里，男友跑遍省城，打听是否有假的法拉利出售。

"很遗憾，现在还没有造出假的法拉利！"汽车销售商的异口同声使男友懊丧万分。

Humor Comedy picture: on a dedicated computer stations cover XX

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Humor Comedy picture: on a dedicated computer stations cover XX

Ministry of Personnel
Mr. Zhang, who left the company and the Ministry of Personnel, one day to the bar, bartenders, said: Mr. Zhang, you heard the latest personnel do you?!
Mr. Zhang and having fear, the bartenders busy tone and personnel are not you heard of it?! Halo!


笑话爆笑图片：上XX站专用电脑罩

人事部
一位张先生离开了公司人事部,有一天去酒吧,调酒师说:张先生,听说您最近不干人事啦?!
张先生听了大慌,调酒师忙改口,听说您不在人事啦?!晕!

Humor Comedy picture: This is a yellow liquid Shaa?

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Humor Comedy picture: This is a yellow liquid Shaa?

Fox fell in love with rabbits, Qu He had some beer, drunk rabbits, foxes take the opportunity to rabbit to the strong *, A few days later a fox, also known as rabbit to drink, a rabbit, said: 'hey! Has not! Has not! Drinking beer buttocks pain ... ...


笑话爆笑图片：这黄色的液体是啥啊？

狐狸爱上了兔子，约了去喝啤酒，兔子醉了，狐狸趁机把兔子给强*了，过了几天狐狸又叫兔子去喝酒，兔子说:‘哎！不去了！不去了！喝完啤酒屁股疼……

Humor Comedy picture: naked meal? ? ?

Humor Comedy picture: naked meal? ? ?

From the day after the central cafeteria at the entrance and saw a group of people around the poster column, I glanced curiously riding in the past, it was a notice: "Dear students: you do not, I took care of their jobs, I Deeply regret this because I suffered from hepatitis A, saw the article, the speed will take the wrong jobs into the canteen inside. Victim "
Early the next morning, is said to have been inside the central canteen in a night of throwing more than 200 jobs.


笑话爆笑图片：裸体用餐？？？

一日从中央食堂门口经过，只见一群人围在海报栏前，我好奇地骑车过去瞥了一眼，原来是一张告示：“尊敬的同学：你不小心拿了我的饭碗，我对此深表遗憾，因为我患有甲肝，望见此文后，速将错拿的饭碗扔到食堂内。 失主”
　　第二天一早，据说中央食堂里面已经在一晚之内扔了200多只饭碗。