2008-10-06

Humor Comedy picture: college students now, class, openly pro-mouth "banana" ... ...

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Humor Comedy picture: college students now, class, openly pro-mouth "banana" ... ...

Professor, said: "Today we have a good class order, the only drawback is that .....

If the students back to chat, play cards in the middle and to the students as a quiet,

Chaodao would not have to sleep in front of the students it! "


笑话爆笑图片:现在大学生,课堂上公然用嘴亲“香蕉”……

教授说:「今天大家上课秩序都不错,唯一的缺点就是.....

如果后面聊天的同学,能和中间打牌的同学一样安静的话,

就不会吵到前面睡觉的同学啦!」

Humor Comedy picture: Dairu Zhao, is not necessarily a woman!

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Humor Comedy picture: Dairu Zhao, is not necessarily a woman!

1. I am Superman and the only difference is: I have to wear underwear on the inside.

2. I am not a casual, but it just is not human.

3. I was in the arena, the arena is not on my legend ... ...

4. Take other people's way, no way out for others.

5. Heard of a woman as clothing, such as hand-foot-brother, in retrospect, I went so far as to Qishoubajiao Luoben 19 years!

6. Thinking of how far, how far you Geiwo Gun!

7.-Clear waters no fish, people are cheap to invincible.

8. Riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, he is likely to Tang; with wings of the angel is not necessarily - said her mother, who is a bird.

9. Spring, I own the entrance to the village buried in the land, to the autumn harvest on a lot of handsome guy. Then I changed the name of the village, "Village handsome guy," and I can do when on the village.


笑话爆笑图片:戴乳罩的,不一定是女人!

1.我和超人的唯一区别是:我把内裤穿在里面了。

  2.我不是随便的人,但随便起来就不是人。

  3.我身在江湖,江湖却没有关于我的传说……

  4.走别人的路,让别人无路可走。
  
  5.听说女人如衣服,兄弟如手足,回想起来,我竟然七手八脚地裸奔了19年!

  6.思想有多远,你就给我滚多远!

  7.水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌。

  8.骑白马的不一定是王子,他可能是唐僧;带翅膀的也不一定是天使——妈妈说,那是鸟人。

  9.春天,我把自己埋在村口的土地里,到了秋天就收获了好多的帅哥。然后我把村里的名字改成“帅哥村”,我也如愿以偿当上了村长。

Humor Comedy picture: We have six major classes of beauty, you lecherous! !

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Humor Comedy picture: We have six major classes of beauty, you lecherous! !

Men and women get a prescription by a doctor for a long time to come back to ask: "Where Super 13?" Female doctor said, laughing: "13 is not a super, super B is." Furious man said: "by your 'B' Share is too open! "


笑话爆笑图片:我们班的六大美女,好色呀!!

某男拿女医生所开处方转了半天回来问:“13超到底在哪?”女医生笑曰:“不是13超,是B超。”男大怒曰:“靠,你的‘B'分得也太开了!”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman screaming let's move

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman screaming let's move

More than a hundred passengers carrying aircraft flying at high altitude steadily. At this time, the radio came the voice of a happy captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am your commander, to welcome you all to do by our flight, I would like to tell you that ... ... ah! My God!!" He issued by the sound of this terrible call, sound on the radio,.
The passenger then Douxia all bad, even the flight attendants are also afraid of speechless. After a while, and eventually broadcast again, or the captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry, we only allow a shock. There is indeed taken place in a small accident, but not the aircraft, crew to give me a time when coffee , To be careful not to let go of coffee in my shirt, do not believe you look at all wet! "
At this time, sounded a passenger cabin Nuqichongtian the grumbling: "What kind of a wet shirt, you take a look at my crotch!

Humor Comedy picture: a group of men and women, big urine ah!

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Humor Comedy picture: a group of men and women, big urine ah!

A drunk man's home, the door Gang Daojia wife was found considerable displeasure. Think again and what a wild woman to fool around. "You killed the night to where to go?" She asked.

"In the new home that Sharon's great," he said, "Sharon Gold, what are golden."

Fart! How can a place like this! "

A man said: "Of course there is, the Golden Gate, the golden floor, even the urinal is golden."

Women, of course, he did not believe a pack of lies, took the second day of this phone, to find gold called Sharon. She called the Golden Sharon to verify the story of her husband. "This is the golden Sharon?"

"Yes. This is the golden Sharon." Bartender replied.

"Your golden door is?"

"That's right."

"You have gold on the floor?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"That's the golden urinal?"

Hao Yihui a standstill, the bartender heard a woman yelling: "Hey, boss! I think I catch you in the wind, Sachs urinating guy!"

Humor Comedy picture: men and women with the human body?

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Humor Comedy picture: men and women with the human body?

In the past there is a king, he has two beautiful daughters, they decided to King Zhao Qin. King led the guard so that led to an elephant in the river, and then, said: clutching his elephant who is allowed to jump in the river bottom, I would marry his daughter! How the prince can not think of a way out. Prince of Persia at this time to take a look at elephants in the past, all of a sudden come up from behind a needle to an elephant's bottom bar, saw an elephant clutching his buttocks immediately jumped into the river went.

King had no choice but to marry the daughter of Prince of Persia. Wait until the second daughter married at? King also had a question: Who can be an elephant nodded, shook his head again? Nodded in, and then jumped into the river to put his second daughter to marry him!
Coincidentally or where elephants, but the national effort can not think of a prince way! Is finally gone for the Prince of Persia: I would like to be able to do so, you are not a second daughter to marry me ah ? Agree to the Kingdom. Prince of Persia went on an elephant: you recognize me? Elephant nodded. The last time as you imagine it? Elephant shook his head. What do you know how to do it? Elephants and nodded, clutching his own and then jumped into the river to the bottom!

Humor Comedy picture: kidnapping children, I do easy! ! ! ?

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Humor Comedy picture: kidnapping children, I do easy! ! ! ?

"Hey, are you listening to you my girlfriend in the hands of the San San? Three days I did not pay 2,000,000 yuan in cash - I bluntly, waiting for you to the moon under the Shoushi!"

"Really? You for allowing me to hear her voice - check."

"Dalin ... help me ..."

"OK! You murdered it, but within three days if you murdered my alarm on, I had long enough to be her!"

Call came in to the kidnappers Shuaidao voice.


笑话爆笑图片:绑架个孩子,我容易嘛!!!?

“喂,你听着,你女朋友散散在我手上?三天之内不付我 200万元现金——我就不客气了,你就等着到月亮下收尸吧!”

“真的?你让我听听她的声音——确认一下。”

“救我大林……”

“OK!你撕票吧,但三天之内你若不撕票我就报警,我早就要够她了!”

电话里传来绑匪摔到在地的声音。

Humor Comedy picture: three pairs of husband and wife, kiss together

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Humor Comedy picture: three pairs of husband and wife, kiss together

Lovers sitting on Paiyi a kiss on a stand next to the children, the embarrassed man said: "give you a dollar to buy Tangchi." Kids do not take money to run, a child will come back: "you A piece of money, I would look at. "


一对恋人坐在排椅上接吻,一个小朋友站在旁边看,男的不好意思的说:“给你一元钱买糖吃去。”小孩没接钱跑了,一会小孩回来说:“给你一块钱,让我再看会。”

Humor Comedy picture: Wild South China Tiger and adultery after

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Humor Comedy picture: Wild South China Tiger and adultery after

And a woman who committed adultery, and responsibility of parents to know. Lai woman said: "The day is to kill the **** me, not my intention." Parents: "Why do not you cry together?" Woman said: "My mother does, the call is to shout. Then you want to My tongue was tight hold in mouth in his mouth and told me how to come to shout. "


一女与人通奸,父母知而责之。女子赖说:“都是那天杀的****我,非我本意。”父母曰:“你缘何不叫喊起来?”女曰:“我的娘呀,喊是要喊。你想那时,我的舌头,被他噙紧在口里,叫我如何喊得出。”

Humor Comedy picture: a beautiful open crotch

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Humor Comedy picture: a beautiful open crotch

A certain man, looks like Pan, a Nan Yi, not rugged surface, a
, And a woman were talking about.
A "B, afraid to fall on your face flies."
B asked, "Why?"
A: "Wei afraid of the foot."
Women laugh.
B said: "The flies did not dare to fall on your face."
A: "Why?"
B said: "Your face is too smooth, split afraid of a fly."


某男甲,貌似潘安,某男乙,面不凹凸不平,一
日,与某女共谈。
甲说,“乙,苍蝇不敢落在你脸上。”
乙问,“为何?”
甲说:“怕崴脚。”
女笑。
乙说:“苍蝇也不敢落在你脸上。”
甲问:“为何?”
乙说:“你的脸太光滑,苍蝇怕劈叉。”

Humor Comedy picture: I am the real champion weightlifting

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Humor Comedy picture: I am the real champion weightlifting

A: Every time you can take to run 100 meters champion, what it secret?

B: Of course, looked on as a child because I look good, a lot of boys after me, I am afraid, you run and run, run, the more the faster the results of the


笑话爆笑图片:我才是真正的举重冠军

甲:你每次百米跑都能拿冠军,有什么秘诀吗?

乙:当然了,因为我小时候就长得很好看,有不少男孩子追我,我很害怕,就跑呀跑,结果就越跑越快了

Humor Comedy picture: the poor quality of the consequences of underwear

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Humor Comedy picture: the poor quality of the consequences of underwear

Prisoners were executed by firing squad, due to poor quality of the bullets, fired the first shot did not ring, then opened the second gun. . . The third gun. . . At this time the prisoners cried, with the police thigh, said: I am the big brother to strangle you! His mother has been too scary .....


笑话爆笑图片:内裤质量不好的后果

犯人被执行枪决,由于子弹质量不好,第一枪没响,接着又开了第二枪。。。第三枪。。。这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的大腿说:大哥你掐死我把!太他妈吓人了.....