Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

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Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

Wei, Shu against the two armed forces. Cao Cao and Liang Jiang Gan were first confrontation. Liang came to see Jiang Gan, asked: "do you good mother?." Jiang Gan had no choice but to answer in a low voice: "Good." Palm Springs and then roll saddle. Cao Cao personally into battle. Liang said, then asked: "speak, your mother?" Hearing this, Cao Cao, died vomiting blood. Bing Wei defeated.

笑话爆笑图片：哥哥，干我！

魏蜀两军对阵。曹操先派蒋干与诸葛亮交锋。亮见蒋干前来，问曰：“干，你娘好吗？”。蒋干只好低声回答：“好”。然后滚鞍落马。曹操亲自上阵。亮随之问曰：“操，你妈好吗？”曹操听后，吐血而亡。魏兵大败。

Humor Comedy picture: fatal injections ah!

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Humor Comedy picture: fatal injections ah!

Mr. Chang to have an injection, injection room full of people, I heard the door upon their arrival in the old nurse said: "Today is your last day of practice, we prepared to test!"

Mr. Chang shocked practical nurse? I hide! Walk out of a large circle, back when the injection room has not just the noise of only vaguely heard of "the children, to do a good job of patients suffering!"
Mr. Chang Le, went to say: "injections!" Old nurse to see him, turned away shouted: "not just pass the nurses, make-up."


笑话爆笑图片：打针要命啊！

老张去打针，注射室挤满了人，刚到门口就听一老护士说：「今天是你们实习的最后一天，大家准备考核！」

老张吓了一跳，实习护士？我躲！出去遛了一大圈，回来时注射室已没了刚才的喧闹，只隐约听到「这些孩子，把病人搞得好痛苦呀！」
老张乐了，走进去说：「打针！」老护士见他后，扭头喊道：「刚才没及格的护士，出来补考。」

Humor Comedy picture: ah! The temptation was too!

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Humor Comedy picture: ah! The temptation was too!

Classroom teachers in terms of features and use of man-made fibers.


He asked a student: "what is so flexible nylon stockings?"


"Thigh!" The students replied with one voice loud!


笑话爆笑图片：啊！太诱惑了！

教师在课堂上讲人造纤维的特点和用途。


他问一个学生：“什么东西使尼龙丝袜富有弹性呢？”


“大腿！”学生异口同声地大声答道！

Humor Comedy picture: This vest, a very comfortable!

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Humor Comedy picture: This vest, a very comfortable!

One day, my father's name on the name: "name, you must study hard, you see, even the father can not afford to buy slippers."
After listening to name, run, and after a while, he put the slippers back: "Daddy, you have the slippers."
Childhood name of the father was surprised, "Do you, that come from?"
Childhood name proudly: "I just like the garbage-for-grandfather, and I put your skin sandals to the grandfather."


笑话爆笑图片：这马甲，太舒服了！

一天，小名的爸爸对小名讲：“小名，你一定要好好读书，你看爸爸连拖鞋都买不起。”
　　小名听了，就跑了，过了一会儿，他提了拖鞋回来：“爸爸，给你有拖鞋了。”
　　小名的爸爸很惊讶，“你，那来的？”
　　小名得意地讲：“刚才我跟捡垃圾的爷爷换的，我把你的皮凉鞋给了爷爷。”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman can stand to do this thing!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman can stand to do this thing!

Baby is sleeping, a mosquito flew on his buttocks.

Dad drive away mosquitoes in the baby's bottom Shangma some toilet water.

Baby woke up, shouting: Mom, just mosquitoes in my ass a Paoniao lied!


笑话爆笑图片：女人也可以站着做这事情！

宝宝正在睡觉，一只蚊子飞到了他的屁股上。

爸爸赶走蚊子，在宝宝的屁股上抹了些花露水。

宝宝惊醒了，大叫：妈妈，蚊子刚才在我的屁股上撒了一泡尿！

Humor Comedy picture: fans

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Humor Comedy picture: fans

Children were initial old lady see a person riding a bicycle, some fresh.
One old woman asked a lady B: "It was made of wicker child?"
B old woman said: "No, it was the twisted wire."
A lady asked: "That night he will not fall down?"
B old woman said: "You did not see an iron rod inserted in his buttocks in the eyes?"
A lady does not believe that to ask: "That he can not hurt?"
B Daihatsu old woman with emotion: "The pain of his two legs we will continue with the chaos push!"


笑话爆笑图片：赛车迷

俩儿老太太初次见一个人骑自行车，颇感新鲜。
其中老太太甲问老太太乙：“那是柳条儿编的吗？”
老太太乙说：“不是，那是铁丝拧的。”
老太太甲又问：“那他咋不会掉下来呢？”
老太太乙说：“你没看见一根铁棍在他屁股眼里插着吗？”
老太太甲不相信地再问：“那他能不疼吗？”
老太太乙大发感慨：“不疼他那两条腿会不停地乱蹬！”