Humor Comedy picture: cigarettes, smoking is not necessarily mouth!

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Humor Comedy picture: cigarettes, smoking is not necessarily mouth!


Bill to misuse a bottle of gasoline when to drink in the stomach, he was very tense, see a doctor.

The doctor said: "It does not matter, just one week not to smoke."


笑话爆笑图片：烟，不一定用嘴吸！


比尔误把一瓶汽油当酒喝到肚子里了，他很紧张，就去找医生。 　

医生说：“没关系，只是在一周内不要吸烟。”

Humor Comedy picture: nurses play JJ?

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Humor Comedy picture: nurses play JJ?

In a madhouse, a madman in the middle of the night noise and nurses insist he's not crazy.
As a result, doctors use a test pilot he, the doctor used a flashlight to as the sky.
Doctors said the patient, you see a flashlight issued by the Guangzhu it?
If you are not crazy, you relied on the flashlight and climbed up to the bar.
If so, those of a madman, said the doctor, although I am not crazy, but I am not a fool.
If I climbed half you turn off the flashlight, I do not want to fall off it?

笑话爆笑图片：护士玩JJ？

在一间疯人院里，一名疯子在半夜和护士吵闹坚持他不是疯的。
于是，医生就用一个测验试验他，医生拿来了一个手电筒往天空照。
医生对病人说，你看见了手电筒所发出的光柱吗？
如果你不是疯的，就请你靠着手电筒的光柱爬上去。
疯子若有其事的说，医生，虽然我不是疯子，但我也不是笨蛋。
如果，我爬到一半你把手电筒关掉，我不是要掉下来吗？

Humor Comedy picture: such a motorcycle opened, cool!

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Humor Comedy picture: such a motorcycle opened, cool!

Bosozoku riding a motorcycle from a luxury car next to the speeding by. Taxi drivers also see the back of a motorcycle with a child, because of a motorcycle opened too quickly, the children have been on the verge of collapse. No, not how far, children from falling off the car, but completely bosozoku and that I do not know. The good taxi driver to stop cars, take their children to the car and decided to catch up with bosozoku. Taxi drivers plus enough horsepower, finally caught up bosozoku, horizontal car stopped a motorcycle.
"You really have, how can you have such a father, lost children do not know!" Taxi driver complained Road.
Bosozoku looked at the kids, exclaimed: "My child, you go where the mother?"

笑话爆笑图片：这样开摩托车，凉爽！

一个暴走族骑着一辆豪华摩托车从出租汽车的旁边飞驰而过。出租车司机看见摩托车后面还带着一个小孩，由于摩托车开得太快，小孩子已经摇摇欲坠。可不是，没走多远，小孩子便从车上坠落下来，而那个暴走族却全然不知。好心的出租车司机停下车，把孩子抱到车里，决定追赶暴走族。出租车司机加足马力，终于追过暴走族，用车横向拦住了摩托车。
　　“你也真是，哪有你这样的父亲，孩子掉了都不知道！”出租车司机埋怨道。
　　暴走族看了看孩子，大叫道：“孩子，你妈哪儿去啦？”

Humor Comedy picture: the public does not feel grown up!

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Humor Comedy picture: the public does not feel grown up!

A man whose body floated to the riverside, seriously decomposed body, lower body only JJ can argue that, after talking about the discovery of several Cungu: A female touched up JJ said: "I was not a man, not a village, not Wang accounting is not received food Fan. "Cungu B touched JJ said:" I was not a man, not a brother-in-law span, the span is not a brother-in-law, and not vice-mayor Zhao, Lao Xu is not next door, not the other way fertilizer Choi Columbia, nor is it before the village Shuanzhu his father. "At this time, the small village of widows to embark touched JJ said:" The sisters are now back, this is not a man of the Zancun!!!


笑话爆笑图片：公开摸摸长大了没有！

河边飘来一具男尸，全身腐烂严重，唯有下身JJ可辩，几个村姑发现后议论纷纷：村妇甲上前摸了摸JJ说：“不是俺男人，不是村长，不是会计小王，不是收粮的范。”村姑乙摸了摸JJ说：“不是俺男人，不是俺姐夫，不是俺小叔，不是赵副村长，不是隔壁老徐，不是倒化肥的崔哥，也不是前村的栓柱他爹。”这时，村里的的小寡妇走上去摸了摸JJ说：“姊妹都回去吧，这男的不是咱村的!!!

Humor Comedy picture: Qiteboshi are thinking!

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Humor Comedy picture: Qiteboshi are thinking!

One day, a Ph.D. to enjoy the scenery by boat on board, Dr. fisherman asked: "You will not biological??" The fisherman said that it will not, Dr. said: "It's your life it is necessary to lose a fourth."

After a while there, Dr.: "You will philosophy?" Is also not a fisherman. Dr. has said: "That's the life you have to lose a fourth.

And after a while, Dr. asked: "You will be scientific?" The fisherman will not,

At that moment, the wind for chaos, a rolling waves,

Dr. fisherman asked: "Can you swim???" Dr. No,

Fisherman, said: "It's your life it is necessary to finish off the !"~~~~


笑话爆笑图片：奇特博士，正在思考！

一天,一个博士坐船欣赏风景,在船上,博士问渔夫:"你会生物吗??"渔夫说不会,博士就说:"那你的生命就要失去4分之1了."

过了一会儿博士有问:"你会哲学吗?"渔夫还还是不会.博士有说:"那你的生命又要失去4分之1了.

又过了一会儿,博士又问了:"你会科学吗?"渔夫仍然不会,

就在这时,狂风乱作,卷来一股巨浪,

渔夫问博士:"你会游泳吗???"博士不会,

渔夫说:"那你的生命就要玩完了!"~~~~

Humor Comedy picture: this way! You need to lose weight?

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Humor Comedy picture: this way! You need to lose weight?

The two men met.
Mr. A, Mr. B said: "I have heard that weight loss is your wife?"
Mr. B: "She took part in the equestrian club."
Mr. A asked: "how to lose weight?"
Mr. B said: "The horse lost 20 catty."


笑话爆笑图片：这样！需要减肥吗？

两个男人相遇。
甲先生对乙先生说:“听说你太太正在减肥?”
乙先生答:“她参加了马术俱乐部。”
甲先生问:“减肥效果如何?”
乙先生说:“马瘦了20斤。”