Humor Comedy picture: wild, beautiful women together will be hard to distinguish difficile!

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Humor Comedy picture: wild, beautiful women together will be hard to distinguish difficile!

A housewife was heard at the door when she opened the door, standing outside a vicious Zhuanghan asked: "Do you have a B?"
Housewife angrily shut the door the next day, Zhuanghan that came knocking at the door asking the same question, the housewife told him her husband.
Her husband said: "I am not going to go to work tomorrow if he asked again, you have to say, I stood in the door, to see if he would like to do."
The next day, here we go again Zhuanghan: B you have it? "Yes", replied housewife.
"Well, then go back and tell your husband, his other wife and mother I Laigao."


笑话爆笑图片：野兽、美女融为一体，难分难辨！

一个家庭主妇听到有人在敲门，当她开门时，一个壮汉站在门外凶狠地问：“你有B吗？”
主妇气愤地关上了门，第二天，那个壮汉又来敲门问同样的问题，于是主妇告诉了他丈夫。
她丈夫说：“明天我不去上班，如果他再来问，你就说有，我站到门后，看他想干什么。”
第二天，壮汉又来了：你有B吗？　“有”，主妇回答。
“好，那就回去告诉你丈夫，别他妈来搞我老婆。”

Humor Comedy picture: beauty of the four were caught by the bottom. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: beauty of the four were caught by the bottom. . .

Father-in-law and daughter-in-law an affair.

Day, carrying water to men everywhere to find a bucket.

Daughter-in-law at this time is sitting on a bucket for dinner.

Met with the father-in-law, yelled: "daughter-in-law, your ass up, I would like barrels!"

Daughter-in-law listened to the flushing of the face, in a low voice: "You have to stab stabbed it, shouting loudly so doing, you are afraid of their neighbors do not know?"


笑话爆笑图片：被四个美女用屁股夹住了。。。

老公公和儿媳妇有染。

一日，老公公要挑水，到处找水桶。

儿媳妇此时正坐在水桶上吃饭。

老公公见了，大声喊：“儿媳，把你的屁股抬起来，我要桶！”

儿媳听了满脸通红，小声说：“要捅你就捅吧，喊那么大声干嘛，你怕邻居们不知道吗？”

Humor Comedy picture: a dog look depressed!

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Humor Comedy picture: a dog look depressed!

One American, one Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle, the result of cannibalism was arrested by tribal, tribal chiefs, said: "I feel good, you do not eat, but you have to put up a hundred board, but In the pre-board pay, you can have a desire to achieve. "Suffer first board of Americans, he said:" The board put up before I give the bottom cushion pad 10. " Pad stop, board raining down, the board Haicou He previously 70, 70 boards, was the smashing of a cushion, and then ... ... Antiaris Ban Ban is finished, the United States feeling the old ass off. On seeing this, the Japanese, asked the 10 mattresses, 1, 2, 3 ... ... 100 over the Japanese Paipaipigu up, all right. Zhang then Xiuzui a copy of their own ability and the ability to create and then bragged about it, and would like to sit on the side of the good people of China, Chinese people slowly get on the ground, carefree carefree: ", the Japanese and Americans I mat. "... ...


笑话爆笑图片：狗郁闷的表情！

一个美国人、 一个日本人、 一个中国人 在丛林探险， 结果全被吃人部落抓去了 ，可部落酋长说:"我今天心情好， 不吃你们， 但你们都得挨一百板子， 但在挨板子前， 你们可以有一个愿望实现。"先挨板子的是美国人， 他说:"挨板子前， 先给我屁股上垫10个坐垫"。垫罢， 板子雨点般落下， 先前70板还凑合， 70板之后， 坐垫被打烂， 然后就是板板见血……打完， 美国老摸着屁股走了。 日本人见状后， 要求10个床垫， 1,2,3……100打完， 日本人起身 拍拍屁股， 没事。 然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番， 并想坐一边看中国人的好戏， 中国人慢慢趴下， 悠哉悠哉地说:"来,把日本人和美国人给我垫上."……

Humor Comedy picture: bold! I have Silan skirt

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Humor Comedy picture: bold! I have Silan skirt

A bored man, a doctor of obstetrics and gynecology coveted pretty good-looking, then pose as a pregnant woman to make the delivery doctor.

The female doctor touched his stomach, said: "I am very rich experience in the delivery if the fetus come out of the first to call 'Shun-sheng', feet first out of the name 'inverted Health', first out of the hands called 'dangerous ', But I have never seen you like this kind of' bastard '. "


笑话爆笑图片：大胆！竟然撕烂我的裙子

有无聊男子，垂涎妇产科医生的美貌姿色，于是假装成孕妇来让女医生接生。

这位女医生摸了摸他的肚子后说：“我接生的经验很丰富，如果胎儿的头先出来的叫‘顺生’，脚先出来的叫‘倒生’，手先出来的叫‘横生’，可是我从来没有见过像你这样的‘畜生’。”

Humor Comedy picture: the beautiful smile!

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Humor Comedy picture: the beautiful smile!

A native of New York City merchant business to the countryside,

Return trip on the road,

Is hard to see a farmer pull a pregnant cow from the body to highlight the Mavericks legs,

Duo expressed their willingness to help.

The farmer told him that a number of know-how, after a struggle of two people,

Mavericks finally put together the body pulled from the cow.

"Thank you," New York farmer who said, "How do I thank you?"

"Do not mention it, but I have to ask about," asked people in New York,

"It hit the cow calf, in the end the speed is fast?"


笑话爆笑图片：美女的笑！

一位在纽约市土生土长的商人到乡下谈生意，

回程路上，

看到一个农夫正使劲拉扯一只由怀孕母牛体内突出的小牛腿，

于是上前表示愿意帮忙。

农夫告诉他几个诀窍后，两人经过一番奋斗，

终于合力把小牛由母牛体内拉出。

「多谢，」农夫对纽约人说道，「我该如何答谢你?」

「不必客气，不过我倒有一事请教，」纽约人问道，

「这只小牛撞到母牛的时候，速度到底是多快?」

Humor Comedy picture: people die like a dog!

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Humor Comedy picture: people die like a dog!

Three dogs

Three dogs in pet cages in the hospital yard. A sad dog and said: "The master's daughter, likes to kick me, I bite her leg, the owner had sent me humanely destroyed, Wu Wuwu." Dog B is also very sad to say: "The master's son is always on I have a pee, I had bitten his small Jiji, I will be sent to the owner to humanely destroyed, Wu Wuwu. "C followed by a dog about his story:" My master is a single woman. Yesterday she finished Shower naked out of the bathroom, all of a sudden bending Qujian anything, I could not help Pushang to lie on her back ... ... "" you sure she was sent to the destruction of humanity. "" No, "he said." It was We should castrate you? "," No. So that only the owner of the doctors here to help me repair no more than a manicure. "


笑话爆笑图片：人模狗样！

三条狗

三条狗关在宠物医院的铁笼子里。甲狗伤心地说：“主人的女儿喜欢踢我，我咬了她的腿，主人就把我送来人道毁灭，呜呜呜。”乙狗也很伤心地说：“主人的儿子老是对着我撒尿，我咬伤了他那小鸡鸡，主人就将我送到来人道毁灭，呜呜呜。”丙狗接着说起了自己的故事：“我的主人是个单身女人。昨天她洗完澡光着身子走出浴室，突然弯腰去拣什么东西，我忍不住扑上去趴在她背上……”“那你肯定是被她送来人道毁灭的。”“不对。”“那是要把你阉了？”“也不是。主人只是让这里的医生帮我修修指甲而已。”

Humor Comedy picture: This racket, most people can not really use. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: This racket, most people can not really use. . .

The first modern Olympic Games in Athens, when the tennis tournament is a pillar of the Temple of Jupiter in the vicinity of Zhanmu started, Tian and tourism here in the Boland Oxford University student, he was a tennis fan, he saw the play tennis tournament Hot, could not help but to swing into battle, because this is the first time will be included in the Olympic tennis, Ha ha ... British university students compete Boland ran out at one stroke all the opponents, won the Olympic history, the first singles tennis champion, also Olympic history The first is not the only athletes to take the first athletes.


笑话爆笑图片：这球拍，一般人还真用不起。。。

首届现代奥运会在雅典举行，当时的网球比赛正在丘比特神庙的柱子附近拉开战幕，而恬在此地旅游的英国牛津大学学生博兰、他是位网球爱好者，他看到网球比赛打的火热，忍不住就挥拍上阵，因为是第一次将网球列入奥运项目，呵呵…英国大学生博兰竞然一举淘汰了所有对手，获得了奥运历史上的第一个网球单打冠军，也是奥运历史上唯一的一次不是运动员的运动员拿走第一名。

Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the dog?

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Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the dog?

Chicken and dog

A: Sorry, I did not ring the chicken, came out of the kind of damage you dish.

B: It does not matter, my dog has eaten your chicken.

A: Oh! No wonder I found the dog's belly a chicken bone.

B: ... ...


笑话爆笑图片：美女与狗？

鸡和狗

甲：对不起，我的鸡没圈好，跑出来弄坏了你种的菜。

乙：没关系，我的狗已经把你的鸡吃了。

甲：噢！怪不得我从狗的肚子里发现了鸡骨头。

乙：……

Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the devil!

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Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the devil!


1, beautiful women: "Let's eat at night?"
Meng Nan: "Let's eat chicken?"
Beauty: "You eat that, or?
Meng Nan: -!

2, beautiful women: "You see, my chest is not big!"
Meng Nan: "do not look out of touch to know!"
Beauty: "What do you feel!"
Meng Nan: "so how hard?"
Beauty: "I put a half a coconut shell!"
Meng Nan: -!

3, beautiful women: "You say that I am the United States?"
Meng Nan: "Of course the United States!
Beauty: "Where is the best?"
Meng Nan: "In addition to the United States does not place all the rest of the United States!"
Beauty:

4, Meng Nan, "I can now look-you?"
Beauty: "Certainly."
Meng Nan: "I kiss you."
Beauty: "I do not have said that the kiss you."
Meng Nan: "That's where my parents?"
Beauty: "ass!"
Meng Nan: -!


笑话爆笑图片：美女与魔鬼！


1、美女：“咱们晚上吃什么?”
　　猛男：“咱们吃鸡吧?”
　　美女：“是吃你的那个，还是?
　　猛男：――!
　　　　
2、 美女：“你看我的胸部大不大!”
　　猛男：“看不出来，摸摸才知道!”
　　美女：“那你摸摸!”
　　猛男：“怎么这么硬?”
　　美女：“我放了半个椰子壳!”
　　猛男：――!
　　　　
3、 美女：“你说我美吗?”
　　猛男：“当然美!
　　美女：“哪里最美?”
　　猛男：“除了不美的地方剩下的都美!”
　　美女：
　　　　
4、 猛男“我可不可以现在亲你一下?”
　　美女：“当然可以。”
　　猛男：“那我亲嘴啦。”
　　美女：“我又没说让你亲嘴。”
　　猛男：“那我亲哪里?”
　　美女：“屁股!”
　　猛男：――!

Humor Comedy picture: the hunger of the younger sister too. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: the hunger of the younger sister too. . .


In a remote mountain areas, a water-based women endogenous flowering, soon after marriage, men go out of their business, women in the house with her lover in a clandestine love affair. To do half of the hearing footsteps from the house, a woman hurriedly put on her lover so that sheepskin coat hid in the back yard, sheep pen.
Pull back its men had Woman For sexual line, the woman refused, the men will Jikenannai backyard to catch a sheep, sheep that happens to a woman posing as her lover, after Cloud doubled, to meet the man back to the room, the middle of the night catching up again Vent sheep doubled.

Good morning, the men got up, looking back to last night, the sheep that do not have taste doubled, to the backyard again, to seize the sheep are ready to act, the sheep suddenly stand up and say: "You're his mother is not crazy, in my sheep pen A sheep? "


笑话爆笑图片：这个妹妹太性饥渴了。。。


某偏远山区，一女人生性水性扬花，婚后不久，其男人外出做生意，女人在屋中与情夫偷情。事到一半，听屋外脚步传来，女人慌忙让情夫穿上羊皮大衣躲到后院羊圈里。
　　其男人回来拉过女人欲行房事，女人拒绝，男人饥渴难耐便到后院抓了一只羊，碰巧这羊就是女人情夫假扮的，一翻云雨过后，男人满足回房，半夜起来又去抓羊发泄一翻。

　　早晨，男人起床，回想昨晚，觉得羊别有一翻滋味，便又去后院，把羊抓住正准备行事，羊突然站起来说话了：“你他妈是不是疯了，羊圈里就我一个羊吗？”

Humor Comedy picture: When you get these, think?

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Humor Comedy picture: When you get these, think?

A reporter asked about the billionaire's fortune from scratch after, the rich say that this whole

His wife has benefited from the "hand."

"How do you help?" A reporter asked.

"I tell you the whole," A rich man, "she is aroused my curiosity

Heart. I would like to know how much I want in the end, she Hua Buwan. "


笑话爆笑图片：当你得到这些，会怎么想？

记者询问一位亿万富翁白手发家的经过，富翁说这全

得助于夫人的“一臂之力”。

“她怎样帮助你呢？”记者问。

“我全告诉你吧，”富翁答，“是她引起了我的好奇

心。我想知道到底我要赚多少钱，她才花不完。”

Humor Comedy picture: how does not wearing trousers ah! It also suspended a cell phone!

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Humor Comedy picture: how does not wearing trousers ah! It also suspended a cell phone!

Small light on the toilet stool, wearing trousers when the phone fell into the pit latrines, is a very old kind of pit latrines, there is a ramp under the ramp, but the phone just fell into a pile of feces, the small-is happy that all of a sudden call to , Opened the machine vibration and so on the side of the trembling down to the side, and finally go down!


笑话爆笑图片：怎么不穿裤子啊！还吊个手机！

小亮上厕所大便,穿裤子的时候手机掉进了茅坑,是那种很老的茅坑,有一条下斜的坡道，但手机正好掉到一堆大便上,小亮正在庆幸,突然电话来了,机子开的振动,于是就一边颤抖一边向下滑,终于滑下去！