2008-10-14

Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!


Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!

Day night, a night with two soldiers on the large, but we do not have force of the toilet in the dark to light only on his chatter, when he was halfway solution, it was found his touch bottom, so scared he did not even have pants Dark capri pants and ran to look for security officers, shouting: "Safety Officer! Safety Officer! Toilet, I was touched bottom!"

Safety Officer: It is this kind of thing?! You do not speak out, I will deal done, go back to sleep! "The next day, the Safety Officer with the matter squad leader, squad leader for fear they would affect the morale of the troops, a decision The next encounter such a thing, and everyone together catching ghosts.

After a week in the event of did not haunted thing ......

One night is the second soldier to go on tuba, when he Dunxia Qu, felt he was touched bottom, this is called more loudly, all the squad have to climb up into the toilet, take the stick , Take the broom, around seven or eight individuals that large of the toilet door, the lights are all playing in the door, it was what he would like to take a look at it in the end? On at this point in time, a squad leader opened the door for other Look inside the squad leader, squad leader are all Shayan, a stiff about three or four seconds, only to hear the squad leader, said: "XXX-le!! What you feel ghost ass! Stool is full of you out!!!"


笑话爆笑图片:屁股大的惊人!

一日晚上, 有位二兵晚上起来上大号,可是我们部队的厕所又没灯他只有摸黑去上噜,当他正解到一半的时候, 发现有人摸他的屁股,吓得他连裤子都没穿就跑去找安全士官,大叫:" 安官! 安官! 厕所有人摸我屁股! "

  安官: 有这种事情?! 你不要把事情讲出去,我会秉上处理, 先回去睡吧! "隔日,安官将这件事情跟班长讲, 班长们怕会影响部队的士气,决定下一次遇到这种事, 大夥一同去抓鬼.

  过了一个星期都没在发生闹鬼的事情......

  一日晚又是那个二兵去上大号, 当他才蹲下去的时候,就觉得有人摸他屁股, 这次叫的更大声,所有的班长都爬了起来冲向厕所, 有拿棍的, 有拿扫把的,七八个人围着那一间大便池的门, 所有的电灯都打在门上,大家想看一看里面到底有啥? 就在这时候, 一名班长拉开门,其他班长往里瞧, 所有的班长都傻眼了,大概僵了叁,四秒,只听见班长说:" XXX勒!! 啥麽鬼摸屁股!是大便满出来了啦!!! "

Humor Comedy picture: Diku What color?

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Humor Comedy picture: Diku What color?

There is a man's love for dancing (Dancing), each to be dancing shoes polished to Liang.

One day he went dancing. In a dance hall, please Miss dancing, dancing dancing, a bow saw his black leather shoes Liang reflected her underwear, (Miss wear skirts) As a result, in a low voice of Miss said, "You Today, wearing a red underwear? "Miss furious, and turned to leave.

Helplessness, and ask another Miss dancing, dancing dancing, and a bow saw, in a low voice of Miss "Miss today was wearing a white underwear."

First, Miss anger, like the latter, he's an honest, I know how to dance, what to wear underpants, is that he has extraordinary powers, try it. As a result of the men said, "Excuse me, I go to the bathroom"

Into the bathroom, for the Miss a blue underwear. Continue to go out and the men's dancing, dancing dancing, the men said: "Miss you change a blue underwear."

Miss surprised, turned lavatories came to the thought that this simply does not wear underwear, men's look at what can be seen. Then took off his underpants, and that men go out and dance.

The men danced danced, Ditouyikan, exclaimed, "Oh, Oh, no. My shoes had a big-hole!"


笑话爆笑图片:底裤是什么颜色的?

有个男的爱跳舞(交谊舞),每次去跳舞都要把皮鞋擦得锃亮.

有一天,他又去跳舞.在舞厅里请一小姐跳舞,跳着跳着,一低头看见自己锃亮的黑皮鞋映出小姐的内裤,(小姐都穿裙子)于是,轻声对小姐说"你今天穿着一条红色内裤?"小姐大怒,转身离去.

无奈,又请另一位小姐跳舞,跳着跳着,一低头又看见了,轻声对小姐说"小姐今天穿着一条白色内裤."

小姐先是一怒,后一想,他老老实实的跳舞怎会知道我穿什么内裤,难道他有特异功能,试一试.于是对男的说,"对不起,我去趟卫生间"

进到卫生间后,小姐换了一条蓝色内裤.出去继续和那男的跳舞,跳着跳着,那男的说:"小姐你换了一条蓝色内裤."

小姐一惊,又转身来到卫生间,心想这次干脆不穿内裤了,看那男的还能看出什么来.于是脱掉内裤,出去又和那男的跳舞.

那男的跳着跳着,低头一看,惊叫起来,"哎呀,糟了.我的皮鞋裂了一个大口子!"

Humor Comedy picture: urinals, the new creative!

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Humor Comedy picture: urinals, the new creative!

Students love to write a wrongly written, the old "break" into "drink." Diary of an article he wrote: "We monitor the command to clear pools of urine, we do De Qijin, no one dares to drink a drink, then we have some really tired , On the back of the head to drink secretly drink. "

笑话爆笑图片:小便器,新创意!

某学生爱写错别字,老把“歇”写成“喝”.他有篇日记写道:“班长指挥我们清理尿池,大家干得起劲,谁都不敢喝一喝,后来我们实在有些累了,就背着班长偷偷喝了喝.”

Humor Comedy picture: a group of beautiful women all the underwear off!

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Humor Comedy picture: a group of beautiful women all the underwear off!

Men take off his clothes to look at the biceps, said: This is the equivalent of 50 kilograms of explosives, pointing to the pants off his thigh, said: This is the equivalent of 100 kilograms of explosives. Then took off his underpants, his girlfriend running Duomen, exclaimed: God! Such a short lead!


笑话爆笑图片:一群美女把内裤都脱了!

男脱下衣服给女友看二头肌说:这相当于五十公斤炸药,又脱下裤子指着大腿说:这相当于一百公斤炸药。接着脱下内裤,女友夺门狂奔,惊叫道:天呐!引线这么短!

Humor Comedy picture: a man or a woman ah?


Humor Comedy picture: a man or a woman ah?

The diver's very difficult to move, he made a turn next three weeks ago, three weeks and a half somersault backward somersault then a week.


笑话爆笑图片:是男还是女的啊?

这位跳水运动员的动作难度很大,他做了一个转体三周接前空翻三周半接后空翻一周。

Humor Comedy picture: squat toilets, learned?

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Humor Comedy picture: squat toilets, learned?

Japan, Germany, Britain Americans to buy toilet. Japanese bought a smooth marble toilet, the Germans have bought a computer-controlled toilet, Americans bought a toilet with the music. Purchased their toilet after the second day, with all return to the toilet.
The Japanese say, you do too smooth surface of the toilet, and I got a thorn Liuhua go down.
The German said that the design of your computer too God, and I half to the stool, a computer screen and his words come out: the computer failure, please bring your pants, according to the re-play button, if not, please try again several times.
The Americans say, you do the toilet listening to good music, but only a song that we in the United States national anthem, but I was too patriotic, and every time we hear the national anthem, I had to stand up and a King ceremony.


笑话爆笑图片:蹲马桶,都学会了?

日本人,德国人,美国人去英国买马桶。日本人买了一个光滑的大理石马桶,德国人买了一个电脑控制的马桶,美国人则买了一个带音乐的马桶。他们买完马桶后的第二天,就都抱着马桶来退货。
  日本人说,您做的马桶表面太光滑了,我一坐上去就刺溜滑下来了。
  德国人说,您设计的电脑太神了,我大便到半截,电脑屏幕出来一行字:电脑出现故障,请您提起裤子,按重起按钮,如果不行,请多试几次。
  美国人说,您做的马桶的音乐太好听了,可是只有一首曲子,那就是我们美国的国歌,可是我太爱国了,每次听到我们的国歌,我都得站起来敬个礼。

Humor Comedy picture: hands up!

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Humor Comedy picture: hands up!

Rick former army medical check-ups and found defects in the shoulder, not his arms over your head.
Medical doctors to do anything, was discussed with the president.
Dean thought for a while and said: "Let him through a medical examination. I think the problem is not, in addition to not surrender."


笑话爆笑图片:举起手来!

瑞克入伍前检查身体,发现肩膀有毛病,双臂无法举过头顶。
  体检医生束手无策,遂与院长商量。
  院长想了想说:“让他通过体检吧。我想问题不大,除了不能举手投降。”

Humor Comedy picture: harassment ah! Satyr!


Humor Comedy picture: harassment ah! Satyr!

There is a mother of the little girl said: "If someone on your sexual harassment, said touch above" not to "touch the following to say" stop "!"
The next day, the girl was sexual harassment, and crying back to the mother, said after listening to the girl mothers, then, very angry, said: "You have refused to
That man can do? "
A very innocent little girl looked at her mother's eyes, nodded and said: "That man touch up and down together, so I said," Do not stop ~ ~! "
! "


笑话爆笑图片:骚扰啊!色狼!

有个妈妈对小女孩说:「如果有人对你性骚扰,摸上面就说“不要”,摸下面就说“停”!」
隔天,小女孩被性骚扰了,哭着回来向妈妈说,妈妈听完小女孩的话後,很生气的说:「你有拒
绝那个人吗?」
小女孩用很无辜的眼神看着妈妈,点点头说:「那个人上下一起摸,所以我说“不要~~停”!
!」

Humor Comedy picture: Sister Act!


Humor Comedy picture: Sister Act!

A total of recruits to get up behind scolded, he applied to buy dye body, similar to camouflage equipment. Bugles sounding the middle of the night, his first out of the barracks in recognition Executive: Very good! Dressed very neatly, but the next note should be hand grenades hanging on the back.

笑话爆笑图片:修女也疯狂!

一新兵起床总落后挨骂,便买染料涂于身上,酷似迷彩装。半夜军号响,他首先冲出营房长官表扬:很好!穿着很整齐,但下次注意,手榴弹应该挂在后面。

Humor Comedy picture: the Health and Beauty!

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Humor Comedy picture: the Health and Beauty!

One old man, daughter-in-law as a result of labor, an old friend spend the night at home.
Friends ask why?
Answer: the indescribably! Daughter-in-law to have children and I came out.


笑话爆笑图片:美女生了!

有一老者,因儿媳临产,借宿老友家。
友问何故?
回答:别提了!儿媳妇生孩子把我挤出来了。

Humor Comedy picture: I would like you and I must deathmatch!


Humor Comedy picture: I would like you and I must deathmatch!

Dumas four-year-old when his father died. His mother die after his father left the room and saw the four-year-old Dumas dragged in a heavy gun to climb the steps. "Where are you going to go, my child?" "Go to heaven!" "Oh, why go to heaven?" "Duel with God! He had killed my father."


笑话爆笑图片:我要和你决一死斗!

大仲马四岁时父亲就去世了。 他母亲在父亲断气以后走出了房间,看到四岁的大仲马拖着一条很重的枪在往台阶上爬。 “你要到哪儿去呀,我的孩子?” “到天堂去!”“哎呀,到天堂去干吗?”“跟上帝决斗!他把我爸爸弄死了。”

Humor Comedy picture: This guy, if the play, certainly powerful header!

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Humor Comedy picture: This guy, if the play, certainly powerful header!

Day, we have classes in the whole championship and play.
All of a sudden, we ban the most stupid Chan She fell to the ground one on the 14th, goalkeeper reaction as a direct door bottom-left corner of goal rolling the ball into.
We are all a blank, the whole audience standing ovation.
He has to stand up and patted his buttocks, said:'s mother, and the floors! !


笑话爆笑图片:这家伙,如果踢球,头球肯定厉害!

一日,我们班在和全校冠军队踢球。
突然,我们班最笨的14号一个倒地铲射,守门员反应不及,直接滚进球门左下角,球进了。
我们都愣了,全场观众起立鼓掌。
他却站起来,拍了拍屁股,说道: 妈的,地太滑了!!