2008-10-14

Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!


Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!

Day night, a night with two soldiers on the large, but we do not have force of the toilet in the dark to light only on his chatter, when he was halfway solution, it was found his touch bottom, so scared he did not even have pants Dark capri pants and ran to look for security officers, shouting: "Safety Officer! Safety Officer! Toilet, I was touched bottom!"

Safety Officer: It is this kind of thing?! You do not speak out, I will deal done, go back to sleep! "The next day, the Safety Officer with the matter squad leader, squad leader for fear they would affect the morale of the troops, a decision The next encounter such a thing, and everyone together catching ghosts.

After a week in the event of did not haunted thing ......

One night is the second soldier to go on tuba, when he Dunxia Qu, felt he was touched bottom, this is called more loudly, all the squad have to climb up into the toilet, take the stick , Take the broom, around seven or eight individuals that large of the toilet door, the lights are all playing in the door, it was what he would like to take a look at it in the end? On at this point in time, a squad leader opened the door for other Look inside the squad leader, squad leader are all Shayan, a stiff about three or four seconds, only to hear the squad leader, said: "XXX-le!! What you feel ghost ass! Stool is full of you out!!!"


笑话爆笑图片:屁股大的惊人!

一日晚上, 有位二兵晚上起来上大号,可是我们部队的厕所又没灯他只有摸黑去上噜,当他正解到一半的时候, 发现有人摸他的屁股,吓得他连裤子都没穿就跑去找安全士官,大叫:" 安官! 安官! 厕所有人摸我屁股! "

  安官: 有这种事情?! 你不要把事情讲出去,我会秉上处理, 先回去睡吧! "隔日,安官将这件事情跟班长讲, 班长们怕会影响部队的士气,决定下一次遇到这种事, 大夥一同去抓鬼.

  过了一个星期都没在发生闹鬼的事情......

  一日晚又是那个二兵去上大号, 当他才蹲下去的时候,就觉得有人摸他屁股, 这次叫的更大声,所有的班长都爬了起来冲向厕所, 有拿棍的, 有拿扫把的,七八个人围着那一间大便池的门, 所有的电灯都打在门上,大家想看一看里面到底有啥? 就在这时候, 一名班长拉开门,其他班长往里瞧, 所有的班长都傻眼了,大概僵了叁,四秒,只听见班长说:" XXX勒!! 啥麽鬼摸屁股!是大便满出来了啦!!! "