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Humor Comedy picture: squat toilets, learned?
Japan, Germany, Britain Americans to buy toilet. Japanese bought a smooth marble toilet, the Germans have bought a computer-controlled toilet, Americans bought a toilet with the music. Purchased their toilet after the second day, with all return to the toilet.
The Japanese say, you do too smooth surface of the toilet, and I got a thorn Liuhua go down.
The German said that the design of your computer too God, and I half to the stool, a computer screen and his words come out: the computer failure, please bring your pants, according to the re-play button, if not, please try again several times.
The Americans say, you do the toilet listening to good music, but only a song that we in the United States national anthem, but I was too patriotic, and every time we hear the national anthem, I had to stand up and a King ceremony.
笑话爆笑图片:蹲马桶,都学会了?
日本人,德国人,美国人去英国买马桶。日本人买了一个光滑的大理石马桶,德国人买了一个电脑控制的马桶,美国人则买了一个带音乐的马桶。他们买完马桶后的第二天,就都抱着马桶来退货。
日本人说,您做的马桶表面太光滑了,我一坐上去就刺溜滑下来了。
德国人说,您设计的电脑太神了,我大便到半截,电脑屏幕出来一行字:电脑出现故障,请您提起裤子,按重起按钮,如果不行,请多试几次。
美国人说,您做的马桶的音乐太好听了,可是只有一首曲子,那就是我们美国的国歌,可是我太爱国了,每次听到我们的国歌,我都得站起来敬个礼。