White mother in the breast-feeding, breast-feeding is also black, after her mother, the white kids crying: "Mom, I taste the chocolate drink."
笑话爆笑图片：新婚男女下去了
白人妈妈在哺乳，也在哺乳的黑人妈妈经过，白人小孩大哭：＂妈妈，我也要喝巧克力口味的．＂
2008-10-01
Humor comedy picture: married men and women go on
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White mother in the breast-feeding, breast-feeding is also black, after her mother, the white kids crying: "Mom, I taste the chocolate drink."
笑话爆笑图片：新婚男女下去了
白人妈妈在哺乳，也在哺乳的黑人妈妈经过，白人小孩大哭：＂妈妈，我也要喝巧克力口味的．＂
White mother in the breast-feeding, breast-feeding is also black, after her mother, the white kids crying: "Mom, I taste the chocolate drink."
笑话爆笑图片：新婚男女下去了
白人妈妈在哺乳，也在哺乳的黑人妈妈经过，白人小孩大哭：＂妈妈，我也要喝巧克力口味的．＂
Humor comedy picture: bikini, men's three-point
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Humor comedy picture: bikini, men's three-point
Nurses to see patients in the ward to drink, they go up in the past called, said: "Little darling!" Patient smile: "Little Baby."
笑话爆笑图片：比基尼，男人的三点式
护士看到病人在病房喝酒，就上前走过去叮嘱说：＂小心肝！＂病人微笑道：＂小宝贝．＂
Humor comedy picture: bikini, men's three-point
Nurses to see patients in the ward to drink, they go up in the past called, said: "Little darling!" Patient smile: "Little Baby."
笑话爆笑图片：比基尼，男人的三点式
护士看到病人在病房喝酒，就上前走过去叮嘱说：＂小心肝！＂病人微笑道：＂小宝贝．＂
Humor comedy picture: I live well! At the same time, his mouth was stuffed to the three? ! ! !
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Humor comedy picture: I live well! At the same time, his mouth was stuffed to the three? ! ! !
Dinner, a little boy, pointing to a bearded man said: "Mom, uncle, not the mouth."
Hearing this, big beard, mustache break apart and hands, authentic anger: "This is not your mouth it is the mother of that force?"
笑话爆笑图片：好口活！嘴里竟然同时塞进去三个？！！！
宴会上，一个小男孩指着一个男人的大胡子说：“妈妈，这个叔叔没嘴巴。”
大胡子听后，两手掰开胡子，气愤地道：“这不是嘴难道是你妈那个逼呀？”
Humor comedy picture: I live well! At the same time, his mouth was stuffed to the three? ! ! !
Dinner, a little boy, pointing to a bearded man said: "Mom, uncle, not the mouth."
Hearing this, big beard, mustache break apart and hands, authentic anger: "This is not your mouth it is the mother of that force?"
笑话爆笑图片：好口活！嘴里竟然同时塞进去三个？！！！
宴会上，一个小男孩指着一个男人的大胡子说：“妈妈，这个叔叔没嘴巴。”
大胡子听后，两手掰开胡子，气愤地道：“这不是嘴难道是你妈那个逼呀？”
Humor comedy picture: Swimming jet, thanks to the Olympic Games did not let him take part. .
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Humor comedy picture: Swimming jet, thanks to the Olympic Games did not let him take part. .
One day, swimming lessons, teachers: who is not into the water, I point in the book on his name crossed out.
Health: I am afraid that the water, my family's household registration should be crossed out my name.
笑话爆笑图片：喷气式游泳，奥运会多亏没让他参加。。
某日上游泳课时，师：谁不下水，我就在点名簿上把他名字划掉。
生：只怕我这一下水，我家的户口名簿要把我的名字划掉。
Humor comedy picture: Swimming jet, thanks to the Olympic Games did not let him take part. .
One day, swimming lessons, teachers: who is not into the water, I point in the book on his name crossed out.
Health: I am afraid that the water, my family's household registration should be crossed out my name.
笑话爆笑图片：喷气式游泳，奥运会多亏没让他参加。。
某日上游泳课时，师：谁不下水，我就在点名簿上把他名字划掉。
生：只怕我这一下水，我家的户口名簿要把我的名字划掉。
Humor comedy picture: This buttocks. . . The yellow too, right?
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Humor comedy picture: This buttocks. . . The yellow too, right?
A female teacher had just graduated from the teachers, drawing on the blackboard an apple.
The teacher asked the students: "Children who know the painting on the blackboard?"
Children are rushing to answer: "an ass!"
Teacher's face was tear gas and principals to look for comments.
Principal reprimanded the students: "You are really ignorant of everything, so good teacher, you also her gas to cry."
Vice-Chancellor looked at the blackboard, said: "Who? Drawn on the blackboard is still a bottom?!!"
笑话爆笑图片：这屁股。。。也太黄了吧？
有一师范刚毕业的女老师，在黑板上画了一个苹果。
老师问学生：“小朋友们，谁知道黑板上画的是什么？”
小朋友们都抢着回答：“是一个屁股！”
老师气的满脸是泪，去找校长评理。
校长训斥学生：“你们真是不懂事，老师这么好，你们还把她气哭。”
Humor comedy picture: This buttocks. . . The yellow too, right?
A female teacher had just graduated from the teachers, drawing on the blackboard an apple.
The teacher asked the students: "Children who know the painting on the blackboard?"
Children are rushing to answer: "an ass!"
Teacher's face was tear gas and principals to look for comments.
Principal reprimanded the students: "You are really ignorant of everything, so good teacher, you also her gas to cry."
Vice-Chancellor looked at the blackboard, said: "Who? Drawn on the blackboard is still a bottom?!!"
笑话爆笑图片：这屁股。。。也太黄了吧？
有一师范刚毕业的女老师，在黑板上画了一个苹果。
老师问学生：“小朋友们，谁知道黑板上画的是什么？”
小朋友们都抢着回答：“是一个屁股！”
老师气的满脸是泪，去找校长评理。
校长训斥学生：“你们真是不懂事，老师这么好，你们还把她气哭。”
Humor comedy picture: the half-naked mermaid, shame, shame, I am sorry to see. .
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Humor comedy picture: the half-naked mermaid, shame, shame, I am sorry to see. .
Two fishermen in the single day of the final harvest a beautiful and unusual sexy mermaid.
A fisherman from head to toe that looked at the mermaid, and then reluctantly put her back into the sea,
B fisherman angrily asked: Why?
A fisherman shrugged shoulders: How?
occasional stone through: 2SB!
Fisherman A, B very angry: Why?
stone shoulders shrugged: Mouth!
Fisherman A, B happy does not work: 3Q!
笑话爆笑图片：半裸的美人鱼，羞，羞，不好意思看。。
两个单身的渔夫在一天的最后收获了一条异常性感和美丽的美人鱼。
渔夫A从头到脚看了看那条美人鱼，然后恋恋不舍的把她放回了大海，
渔夫B生气地问：Why?
渔夫A耸耸肩膀：How?
stone偶尔经过：2SB!
渔夫A、B很生气：Why？
stone耸耸肩膀：Mouth！
渔夫A、B高兴坏了：3Q!
Humor comedy picture: the half-naked mermaid, shame, shame, I am sorry to see. .
Two fishermen in the single day of the final harvest a beautiful and unusual sexy mermaid.
A fisherman from head to toe that looked at the mermaid, and then reluctantly put her back into the sea,
B fisherman angrily asked: Why?
A fisherman shrugged shoulders: How?
occasional stone through: 2SB!
Fisherman A, B very angry: Why?
stone shoulders shrugged: Mouth!
Fisherman A, B happy does not work: 3Q!
笑话爆笑图片：半裸的美人鱼，羞，羞，不好意思看。。
两个单身的渔夫在一天的最后收获了一条异常性感和美丽的美人鱼。
渔夫A从头到脚看了看那条美人鱼，然后恋恋不舍的把她放回了大海，
渔夫B生气地问：Why?
渔夫A耸耸肩膀：How?
stone偶尔经过：2SB!
渔夫A、B很生气：Why？
stone耸耸肩膀：Mouth！
渔夫A、B高兴坏了：3Q!
Humor comedy picture: There are three Mimi has also pushed up together!
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Humor comedy picture: There are three Mimi has also pushed up together!
Day, a hunter with love shopping eagle, to a bar. Waiter "Mr. here can not bring pets to enter. Please put it out. Hunter was to enter a bar.
Moment, a young woman to use cat. You Yue waiter, "his wife here can not bring pets to enter. Brother-in-law have access to one. Outside the cosseted cat from a young age. Eagle grasping from time to time, well-trained eagle cold phase will be a show. Hunters like to see them, bristle, hard pinch kitten. Mei Fu seeing this out, grabbed Hawk said, "Well, I arrested you dare Mimi, I will pull your hair eagle.
笑话爆笑图片：竟然有三个咪咪，还挤到一起了！
一日，一猎人带爱鹰逛街，到一酒吧。 侍者道“先生这里不可以带宠物进入。请把它放在外面。 遂猎人一人进入酒吧。
须臾，一少妇挟爱猫来。侍者又曰“ 夫人这里不可以带宠物进入。 妹夫也一人进入。 外面的猫从小娇生惯养。不时抓鹰，老鹰训练有素冷眼相示一会 。猎人出来见其状，怒发冲冠，使劲捏小猫。美妇出来见状，抓起鹰说 “ 哼 ，你敢抓我咪咪， 我就拔你鹰毛。
Humor comedy picture: There are three Mimi has also pushed up together!
Day, a hunter with love shopping eagle, to a bar. Waiter "Mr. here can not bring pets to enter. Please put it out. Hunter was to enter a bar.
Moment, a young woman to use cat. You Yue waiter, "his wife here can not bring pets to enter. Brother-in-law have access to one. Outside the cosseted cat from a young age. Eagle grasping from time to time, well-trained eagle cold phase will be a show. Hunters like to see them, bristle, hard pinch kitten. Mei Fu seeing this out, grabbed Hawk said, "Well, I arrested you dare Mimi, I will pull your hair eagle.
笑话爆笑图片：竟然有三个咪咪，还挤到一起了！
一日，一猎人带爱鹰逛街，到一酒吧。 侍者道“先生这里不可以带宠物进入。请把它放在外面。 遂猎人一人进入酒吧。
须臾，一少妇挟爱猫来。侍者又曰“ 夫人这里不可以带宠物进入。 妹夫也一人进入。 外面的猫从小娇生惯养。不时抓鹰，老鹰训练有素冷眼相示一会 。猎人出来见其状，怒发冲冠，使劲捏小猫。美妇出来见状，抓起鹰说 “ 哼 ，你敢抓我咪咪， 我就拔你鹰毛。
Humor comedy picture: I am pro-am, I dare to bite you!
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Humor comedy picture: I am pro-am, I dare to bite you!
Ada with children to buy cattle, a cow a physical examination, the final touch the breast.
The child asked: "Daddy, what is this?"
Ada replied: "careful examination, not a bad buy cattle. You have to remember, grew up in the future, have to do this Xiang."
Xiangleyixiang children: "Daddy! That my mother have to sell it? Uncle Wang yesterday, the mother checked the same way."
笑话爆笑图片：敢亲我，我就敢咬你！
阿大带着小孩子去买牛，一项一项检查牛身体，最后摸摸乳房。
小孩问：“爸爸，这是干什么？”
阿大回答：“细细检查，不要买了不好的牛。你要记住，将来长大了，也要这祥做。”
小孩子想了一想：“爸爸！那我妈妈也要卖掉吗？昨天王伯伯，也是这样检查过妈妈。”
Humor comedy picture: I am pro-am, I dare to bite you!
Ada with children to buy cattle, a cow a physical examination, the final touch the breast.
The child asked: "Daddy, what is this?"
Ada replied: "careful examination, not a bad buy cattle. You have to remember, grew up in the future, have to do this Xiang."
Xiangleyixiang children: "Daddy! That my mother have to sell it? Uncle Wang yesterday, the mother checked the same way."
笑话爆笑图片：敢亲我，我就敢咬你！
阿大带着小孩子去买牛，一项一项检查牛身体，最后摸摸乳房。
小孩问：“爸爸，这是干什么？”
阿大回答：“细细检查，不要买了不好的牛。你要记住，将来长大了，也要这祥做。”
小孩子想了一想：“爸爸！那我妈妈也要卖掉吗？昨天王伯伯，也是这样检查过妈妈。”
Humor comedy picture: bathing beauty, were seen!
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Humor comedy picture: bathing beauty, were seen!
In order to pry it was against the box, out of the pockets of thieves, boxes and bags with a rope tied Jiejieshishi, Guan locked in prison. This is what we are used to taking measures that it is smart.
Who knows, to have a big steal, cabinets back cupboard back, carrying a box of carrying a box and push up the use of the pockets of the pocket. All swept away. Along the way, also fear me, the bag is not tied tight, lock it was not strong.
笑话爆笑图片：美女洗澡，全部被看到了！
有人为了防备撬箱子、掏口袋的小偷，把箱子和袋子用绳索捆得结结实实，还加锁关牢。这就是大家习惯采取的措施，认为这是聪明的办法。
谁知，大偷们来了，背柜子的背柜子，扛箱子的扛箱子，挟口袋的挟口袋。全部席卷而去。一路上还唯恐箱、袋绑得不紧，锁得不牢呢。
Humor comedy picture: bathing beauty, were seen!
In order to pry it was against the box, out of the pockets of thieves, boxes and bags with a rope tied Jiejieshishi, Guan locked in prison. This is what we are used to taking measures that it is smart.
Who knows, to have a big steal, cabinets back cupboard back, carrying a box of carrying a box and push up the use of the pockets of the pocket. All swept away. Along the way, also fear me, the bag is not tied tight, lock it was not strong.
笑话爆笑图片：美女洗澡，全部被看到了！
有人为了防备撬箱子、掏口袋的小偷，把箱子和袋子用绳索捆得结结实实，还加锁关牢。这就是大家习惯采取的措施，认为这是聪明的办法。
谁知，大偷们来了，背柜子的背柜子，扛箱子的扛箱子，挟口袋的挟口袋。全部席卷而去。一路上还唯恐箱、袋绑得不紧，锁得不牢呢。
Humor comedy picture: out! ! I am in possession of your crotch Why?
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Humor comedy picture: out! ! I am in possession of your crotch Why?
In ancient times there is a scholar took to the streets to buy garlic, because money had to come off his crotch, when the garlic to the sale of Lai Shu at the next fair.
The second scholar come here to sell garlic's missing, a fortune teller asked him: "You who"
"I find hanging the garlic ... ..." fortune-telling of a "balance Gua" is not "Suangua" it. Mangwen, "What are you?"
A scholar: "I am a crotch!"
笑话爆笑图片：出来！！你藏我裤裆里干嘛？
古时候有一秀才上街买蒜，因钱不够就把裤裆脱下来，当给卖蒜的下次赶集时来赎。
第二次秀才再来这里时卖蒜的不见了，一个算命先生问他：“你找谁”
“我找挂蒜的……”算命的一听“卦算”不就是“算卦”吗。忙问，“你属什么？”
秀才答：“我属裤裆！”
Humor comedy picture: out! ! I am in possession of your crotch Why?
In ancient times there is a scholar took to the streets to buy garlic, because money had to come off his crotch, when the garlic to the sale of Lai Shu at the next fair.
The second scholar come here to sell garlic's missing, a fortune teller asked him: "You who"
"I find hanging the garlic ... ..." fortune-telling of a "balance Gua" is not "Suangua" it. Mangwen, "What are you?"
A scholar: "I am a crotch!"
笑话爆笑图片：出来！！你藏我裤裆里干嘛？
古时候有一秀才上街买蒜，因钱不够就把裤裆脱下来，当给卖蒜的下次赶集时来赎。
第二次秀才再来这里时卖蒜的不见了，一个算命先生问他：“你找谁”
“我找挂蒜的……”算命的一听“卦算”不就是“算卦”吗。忙问，“你属什么？”
秀才答：“我属裤裆！”
Humor comedy picture: wow, make it big!
Humor comedy picture: wow, make it big!
Junior high school, a boys and girls would like a copy of the work, for fear of other people do not agree with her Jiuchen out of the classroom after the turn other people's bags, the results turn out to have a sanitary napkin, he was surprised to say: "wow! A big Band-Aid ah!"
笑话爆笑图片：哇，好好大呀！
初中，一个男生想抄一个女生的作业，怕人家不同意就趁她出教室后翻人家的书包，结果翻出来有一个卫生巾，他惊讶地说：“哇！好大的一个创可贴啊！”
Humor comedy picture: Let it be true or false is the first fun too!
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Humor comedy picture: Let it be true or false is the first fun too!
Humor comedy picture: Let it be true or false is the first fun too!
Humor comedy picture: a place POSE, cool, right? This is called KU TOU!
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Eldest son of the triad written request for leave
Dear teacher Wang:
~ Hello! I would like to leave, I did not want to be, but her father yesterday for protection fees have been cut, staff can not find today, so I called up the number.
Wang Please be assured that I will not be the Nadao Kan. Although I was on the second year, but last year I have the class next door and played a Xiaoqiang, then he is the fifth grade, he was finally dragged into the hospital I hit the eight-needle suture, lived a week of hospital At that time I was lenient, my dad said, with people looking for trouble, we must pay special attention, so I follow the guidance of his father's teachings, and Xiaoqiang sent to the hospital. Therefore, please rest assured that the teacher, I will not allow you to lose face.
Yes, if Wang was reported to bully you my name, my name in this band, who listened to. I have to respect one-third. If they do not give you a face-saving, you reported that my dad's name, you see Shuigan Dong.
Wang, I helped my father will be completed once the matter back to school, if the principals found that I was not coming, and you do not, he said. This was because my dad was the principal is the son of a bitch that people bring to the cut. Wang Do not worry, I bear in mind the words you, step by step, a knife scars. I will not be lenient's.
If I have time in two days did not come back, please trouble Wang's phone call the hospital and called on a few notes.
Wang Please believe me, I will return the Arc de Triomphe. I have to help my father out of breath, I am sure you will be justice for my father, my father entirely, a 6 admission fee to protect life, it was trouble now, I have the Lulu Lian, to say the , So it will cut off the source of my house.
Wang class I went to .......
笑话爆笑图片：黑社会老大儿子的请假条
亲爱的班主任王老师：
您好~！我想请假，本来我是不想的，但是爸爸昨天收保护费被人砍了，今天找不到人手，于是叫我去凑个数。
王老师请您放心，我不会被人拿刀砍的。虽然我才上二年级，但是去年我已经和隔壁班的小强打过一架，他那时候是五年级，最后他被我打的拖进医院缝了八针，住了1个礼拜的医院，那时候我还是手下留情了，我爸说了，跟人找岔子，一定要狠，所以我遵循着父亲循循善诱的教导，把小强送进了医院。所以请老师放心，我不会让你丢脸的。
对了，王老师如果有人欺负你就报我的名字，我的名字在这一带，谁听了。都要敬我三分。如果他们还不给你面子，你就报我爸的名字，看谁敢动你。
王老师，我帮我爸爸办完事会立刻赶回来上学的，如果校长来了发现我不在，你不要和他说。因为昨天我爸就是被校长那个王八蛋带人给砍的。王老师请不要担心，我牢记着你的话语，一步一个脚印，一刀一道伤疤。我不会手下留情的。
如果我在两个时辰之内没回来的话，请麻烦王老师拨打医院的电话，并叫上几个条子。
王老师请您相信我，我会凯旋归来的。我一定要帮爸爸出这口气的，我相信你也会为我爸爸声张正义的，我一家6口全靠爸爸收保护费过日子，如今有人闹事，我也该露露脸了，再说了，这样一来就会断了我家的经济来源。
班主任王老师我去了.......
Eldest son of the triad written request for leave
Dear teacher Wang:
~ Hello! I would like to leave, I did not want to be, but her father yesterday for protection fees have been cut, staff can not find today, so I called up the number.
Wang Please be assured that I will not be the Nadao Kan. Although I was on the second year, but last year I have the class next door and played a Xiaoqiang, then he is the fifth grade, he was finally dragged into the hospital I hit the eight-needle suture, lived a week of hospital At that time I was lenient, my dad said, with people looking for trouble, we must pay special attention, so I follow the guidance of his father's teachings, and Xiaoqiang sent to the hospital. Therefore, please rest assured that the teacher, I will not allow you to lose face.
Yes, if Wang was reported to bully you my name, my name in this band, who listened to. I have to respect one-third. If they do not give you a face-saving, you reported that my dad's name, you see Shuigan Dong.
Wang, I helped my father will be completed once the matter back to school, if the principals found that I was not coming, and you do not, he said. This was because my dad was the principal is the son of a bitch that people bring to the cut. Wang Do not worry, I bear in mind the words you, step by step, a knife scars. I will not be lenient's.
If I have time in two days did not come back, please trouble Wang's phone call the hospital and called on a few notes.
Wang Please believe me, I will return the Arc de Triomphe. I have to help my father out of breath, I am sure you will be justice for my father, my father entirely, a 6 admission fee to protect life, it was trouble now, I have the Lulu Lian, to say the , So it will cut off the source of my house.
Wang class I went to .......
笑话爆笑图片：黑社会老大儿子的请假条
亲爱的班主任王老师：
您好~！我想请假，本来我是不想的，但是爸爸昨天收保护费被人砍了，今天找不到人手，于是叫我去凑个数。
王老师请您放心，我不会被人拿刀砍的。虽然我才上二年级，但是去年我已经和隔壁班的小强打过一架，他那时候是五年级，最后他被我打的拖进医院缝了八针，住了1个礼拜的医院，那时候我还是手下留情了，我爸说了，跟人找岔子，一定要狠，所以我遵循着父亲循循善诱的教导，把小强送进了医院。所以请老师放心，我不会让你丢脸的。
对了，王老师如果有人欺负你就报我的名字，我的名字在这一带，谁听了。都要敬我三分。如果他们还不给你面子，你就报我爸的名字，看谁敢动你。
王老师，我帮我爸爸办完事会立刻赶回来上学的，如果校长来了发现我不在，你不要和他说。因为昨天我爸就是被校长那个王八蛋带人给砍的。王老师请不要担心，我牢记着你的话语，一步一个脚印，一刀一道伤疤。我不会手下留情的。
如果我在两个时辰之内没回来的话，请麻烦王老师拨打医院的电话，并叫上几个条子。
王老师请您相信我，我会凯旋归来的。我一定要帮爸爸出这口气的，我相信你也会为我爸爸声张正义的，我一家6口全靠爸爸收保护费过日子，如今有人闹事，我也该露露脸了，再说了，这样一来就会断了我家的经济来源。
班主任王老师我去了.......
Humor comedy picture: women's underwear sand
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Tom: "Last week a grain of sand fell on my wife's eyes, and she had no choice but to see the doctor, which I spent the next three money."
John: "What, there are pieces of fur coat last week fell to my wife's eyes, which I spent the next 300 money."
笑话爆笑图片：沙子文胸
汤姆：“上星期一粒沙子落到我妻子眼里了，她只好去看大夫，这下花了我三块钱。”
约翰：“那有什么，上星期有件皮大衣落到我妻子眼里去了，这下花了我三百块钱。”
Tom: "Last week a grain of sand fell on my wife's eyes, and she had no choice but to see the doctor, which I spent the next three money."
John: "What, there are pieces of fur coat last week fell to my wife's eyes, which I spent the next 300 money."
笑话爆笑图片：沙子文胸
汤姆：“上星期一粒沙子落到我妻子眼里了，她只好去看大夫，这下花了我三块钱。”
约翰：“那有什么，上星期有件皮大衣落到我妻子眼里去了，这下花了我三百块钱。”
Humor comedy picture: the woman who shot! ! !
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One day he tells his girlfriend to see their love in words: "Cupid's arrow of God in me ... ..." can not help but bristle. He soon found his girlfriend at the very start to ask: "Where are you, Cupid shot you? This kid is what the unit? Learned a lesson I would like him!"
笑话爆笑图片：向女人身上射！！！
一天，小陈看到女友给自己的情书中有这样一句话：“丘比特的神箭射中了我……”不禁怒发冲冠。他马上找到女友劈头就问：“丘比特射中你哪儿啦？这小子是哪个单位的？我要教训教训他！”
One day he tells his girlfriend to see their love in words: "Cupid's arrow of God in me ... ..." can not help but bristle. He soon found his girlfriend at the very start to ask: "Where are you, Cupid shot you? This kid is what the unit? Learned a lesson I would like him!"
笑话爆笑图片：向女人身上射！！！
一天，小陈看到女友给自己的情书中有这样一句话：“丘比特的神箭射中了我……”不禁怒发冲冠。他马上找到女友劈头就问：“丘比特射中你哪儿啦？这小子是哪个单位的？我要教训教训他！”
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