2008-10-01

Humor comedy picture: a place POSE, cool, right? This is called KU TOU!

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Eldest son of the triad written request for leave


Dear teacher Wang:
~ Hello! I would like to leave, I did not want to be, but her father yesterday for protection fees have been cut, staff can not find today, so I called up the number.
Wang Please be assured that I will not be the Nadao Kan. Although I was on the second year, but last year I have the class next door and played a Xiaoqiang, then he is the fifth grade, he was finally dragged into the hospital I hit the eight-needle suture, lived a week of hospital At that time I was lenient, my dad said, with people looking for trouble, we must pay special attention, so I follow the guidance of his father's teachings, and Xiaoqiang sent to the hospital. Therefore, please rest assured that the teacher, I will not allow you to lose face.
Yes, if Wang was reported to bully you my name, my name in this band, who listened to. I have to respect one-third. If they do not give you a face-saving, you reported that my dad's name, you see Shuigan Dong.
Wang, I helped my father will be completed once the matter back to school, if the principals found that I was not coming, and you do not, he said. This was because my dad was the principal is the son of a bitch that people bring to the cut. Wang Do not worry, I bear in mind the words you, step by step, a knife scars. I will not be lenient's.
If I have time in two days did not come back, please trouble Wang's phone call the hospital and called on a few notes.
Wang Please believe me, I will return the Arc de Triomphe. I have to help my father out of breath, I am sure you will be justice for my father, my father entirely, a 6 admission fee to protect life, it was trouble now, I have the Lulu Lian, to say the , So it will cut off the source of my house.
Wang class I went to .......


笑话爆笑图片:黑社会老大儿子的请假条


  亲爱的班主任王老师:
您好~!我想请假,本来我是不想的,但是爸爸昨天收保护费被人砍了,今天找不到人手,于是叫我去凑个数。
  王老师请您放心,我不会被人拿刀砍的。虽然我才上二年级,但是去年我已经和隔壁班的小强打过一架,他那时候是五年级,最后他被我打的拖进医院缝了八针,住了1个礼拜的医院,那时候我还是手下留情了,我爸说了,跟人找岔子,一定要狠,所以我遵循着父亲循循善诱的教导,把小强送进了医院。所以请老师放心,我不会让你丢脸的。
  对了,王老师如果有人欺负你就报我的名字,我的名字在这一带,谁听了。都要敬我三分。如果他们还不给你面子,你就报我爸的名字,看谁敢动你。
  王老师,我帮我爸爸办完事会立刻赶回来上学的,如果校长来了发现我不在,你不要和他说。因为昨天我爸就是被校长那个王八蛋带人给砍的。王老师请不要担心,我牢记着你的话语,一步一个脚印,一刀一道伤疤。我不会手下留情的。
  如果我在两个时辰之内没回来的话,请麻烦王老师拨打医院的电话,并叫上几个条子。
  王老师请您相信我,我会凯旋归来的。我一定要帮爸爸出这口气的,我相信你也会为我爸爸声张正义的,我一家6口全靠爸爸收保护费过日子,如今有人闹事,我也该露露脸了,再说了,这样一来就会断了我家的经济来源。
  班主任王老师我去了.......