Humor Comedy picture: to allow the storm to even more violent it!

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Humor Comedy picture: to allow the storm to even more violent it!

To all of a sudden storm for a while, people rush around on the street to avoid. Avanti alone but can be a thoughtful person standing at the door.
"Hey, Avanti, not to go home soon, from the storm doing?" People asked him strangely.
"I avoid the storm at home!" Avanti replied.


笑话爆笑图片：让暴风来的更猛烈些吧！

突然来了一阵暴风雨，街上的人们急忙四处躲避。可阿凡提却孤零零地一个人若有所思地站在家门口。
　　“喂，阿凡提，还不快回家，站在暴风雨中干什么？”人们奇怪地问他。
　　“我在躲避家里的暴风雨呢！”阿凡提回答说。

Humor Comedy picture: the aristocratic pets

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Humor Comedy picture: the aristocratic pets

Xiaoming of the schools are household survey cards, Xiao-Ming encountered a problem and asked when the self-employed father: "Dad, this one filled the nation?" I would like my father, said: "The Aristocrats filling!"


笑话爆笑图片：贵族的宠物

小明的学校发放家庭调查卡，小明遇到一个难题，问当个体户的爸爸说：“爸爸，民族这一项填什么？”爸爸一想，说：“填贵族！”

Humor Comedy picture: alternative hip-hop crazy!

Humor Comedy picture: alternative hip-hop crazy!

A man of his wife bought a life insurance, and some had signed, the men asked the clerk: "If my wife is dead tonight, I can get the number?" A salesman that: "it is probably 20 years in prison . "


笑话爆笑图片：另类疯狂街舞！

一个男的为他太太买了人寿保险，签完约后，男的问那个业务员：“如果我太太今天晚上死了，我可以得多少？”业务员答到：“大概二十年徒刑吧。”

Humor Comedy picture: Zaipai at the end of my skirt, I will FUCK you

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Humor Comedy picture: Zaipai at the end of my skirt, I will FUCK you

To leave, Professor Huang Huang, with his wife go to Shenzhen to play. In the evening, Professor Huang and his wife stayed on the hotel, Mrs. Wong would like to take a bath, but the fear of Huang said: "The newspaper reports that some hotels or restaurants will be in possession of the hidden video recorder, In the event I really was photographed, then how should we do that? "Professor Huang Touyebuhui look of disdain:" Do not worry! You in accordance with this figure, even if they are unfortunate enough to be photographed, they will be full-cut Out! What are they afraid of? "


笑话爆笑图片：再拍我裙底，我就FUCK了你

假到了，黄教授带着黄太太一起去深圳玩。到了晚上对黄教授夫妇投宿旅馆时，黄太太想要洗个澡，但却又担心的对老黄说：“看到报上的报导，某些旅馆或饭店都会藏有隐藏式的录影机，万一我真的被拍到了，那该怎么办呢？”黄教授一脸不屑头也不回的说：“放心吧！依你这种身材，即使被不幸被拍到了，他们也一定会全剪掉的！怕什么吗？”

Humor Comedy picture: the bad, I do not wearing trousers!

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Humor Comedy picture: the bad, I do not wearing trousers!

One night, the hotel caught fire, many of the guests came out. The other visitor came, "so you do not have to panic when I heard the fire, up out of bed, cigarette point, poised to wear clothes, I That inappropriate tie, put it down solution, but also a change, there is no panic! Occur whenever the risk, keep in mind that we must be calm, be calm! "" That's good, "one friend said," you Why not wearing trousers? "


笑话爆笑图片：坏了，我还没穿裤子呢！

一天夜里,旅店著火了，许多客人们跑出来.另一位客人走过来，"你们无须如此慌张，当我听见失火时,就从床上起来,点上一支烟,泰然自若地穿衣服，我又觉得领带不合适，就把它解下来，又换了一条，没有丝毫慌张!每当危险发生，记住,一定要镇静，镇静!"　　"那真是太好了，"一个朋友说，"那你为什么不穿裤子呢？"

Humor Comedy picture: an open-handed touch? .....

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Humor Comedy picture: an open-handed touch? .....

In a car accident, a beautiful girl lost both hands, and the car with another teenage boy was killed. Dr. Gao Chaodi technology to transplant hands of the men in good condition to the girls. Although the new hands a little bigger, but its function is almost fully restored to the original level, girls can not help but pleasantly surprised.

However, not long after the girl was discharged on to the hospital complaining: This is too strange hands, take a bath every time always hard to touch her breasts and below, and also how not stop ......


笑话爆笑图片：两手公开摸？.....

在一场车祸中，一位美貌少女失去了双手，而同车的另一位男子伤重不治。技术高超的医生将该男子完好的双手移植给了少女。虽然新的双手略显大些，但其功能几乎完全恢复到原先水平，少女不禁喜出望外。

然而，少女出院后没多久就到医院抱怨：这双手太怪了，每次洗澡总是使劲地摸她的乳房和下面，怎么也停不下来......

Humor Comedy picture: he can kiss his ass!

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Humor Comedy picture: he can kiss his ass!

Big wolf from the countryside to the cities.

Day car, the car is, the door is related.

Great Wolf called: "Sister, slowly closed, the folder ding."

Conductor, said: "is not civilization, called bottom, what does not ding the ding!."

Great Wolf made without shame.

For a while, the wolves have the courage to say: "never to buy a ticket bottom of the door."


笑话爆笑图片：他能亲吻自己的屁股！

大狼刚从乡下到大城市。

一日坐车，正在上车时，车门既关。

大狼叫曰：“大姐，慢点关门，夹ding了".

售票员说：“一点都不文明，那叫屁股，什么ding不ding的！”。

大狼羞而不言。

一会儿，大狼鼓起勇气，说：“买一张到永屁股门的车票”。

Humor Comedy picture: multi-pattern changes in the colorful life!

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Humor Comedy picture: multi-pattern changes in the colorful life!

1, students: wow! Canteen of the original sand is a gift of rice ah!
2, canteen notice: the main window to sell teachers, students and sales, sold out teachers and students re-sale, sold out so far!
3, a canteen Xiaochao potluck day, a student went to the canteen of sweat, shouting out: the owner, were to urinate fried rice! Khan, everyone!
4, give me a canteen as a fulcrum of steamed bread, I will be able to tilt the earth!


笑话爆笑图片：花样多变化，生活才多彩！

1、学生：哇！原来食堂的沙子是赠送米饭的啊！
2、食堂告示：本窗口 主卖老师，兼卖学生，卖完老师，再卖学生，卖完为止！
3、食堂有一种小炒便饭，一日，一个学生大汗淋漓的跑到食堂，大叫一声：老板，来份小便炒饭！众人汗！
4、给我一个食堂的馒头作为支点，我就能翘起地球！

Humor Comedy picture: Dr. mathematics could not solve the problem

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Humor Comedy picture: Dr. mathematics could not solve the problem

Mathematician girlfriend with a stroll in the park. Girlfriend asked him: "I freckle face, you really do not mind?" Mathematician softly replied: "Absolutely not! Born and I love dealing with the decimal point."


笑话爆笑图片：数学博士，都难解开的题

数学家同女朋友在公园漫步。女朋友问他：“我满脸雀斑，你真的不介意？”数学家温柔地回答：“绝对不！我生来最爱跟小数点打交道。”

Humor Comedy picture: a lot of milk ah!

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Humor Comedy picture: a lot of milk ah!

In support of the bus, a girl carrying a bag soy milk, soy milk was packed to overflow, she loudly exclaimed: "You are my milk came out." A grandmother with arms needed The feeding of small children and looked at her tall chest, thought it was her milk to come out. Exclaimed: "The girl, just out of milk, I was about to suck the breast grandchildren, you Xingxing Hao, he fed it to feed."


笑话爆笑图片：好多奶水啊！

在拥护的公交车上，一个少女提着一袋豆奶，豆奶被挤得溢出来了，她大声的叫道：“你们把我的奶都挤出来了。”一位老奶奶怀里抱着正需要喂奶的小孙子，望着她那高耸的胸部，以为是把她的奶水给挤出来了。叫道：“姑娘，有奶水出来正好，我孙子正要吃奶呢，你就行行好，喂他一喂吧。”

Humor Comedy picture: a lot of water below slut ah!

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Humor Comedy picture: a lot of water below slut ah!

A well-known city of a bitch is dead, and the men in town slut You Yitui the funeral, a group of men in bid farewell to the remains, a man whispered: "They can finally together!" Another A man asked not understand the "what can be together?" The man replied: "Oh, I am talking about her two legs, at long last able to rely on together!"


笑话爆笑图片：荡妇下面好多水啊！

A城一个有名的荡妇死了，这个和全城男人都有一腿的荡妇的葬礼上，一帮男人在告别遗体时，一个男人喃喃道：“他们，终于可以在一起了！”另一个男人不解的问到“什么可以在一起了？”那个男人回答道：“哦，我说的是她的两条腿，现在终于可以靠在一起了！”

Humor Comedy picture: there are cars, Zanjiu sleep in the car!

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Humor Comedy picture: there are cars, Zanjiu sleep in the car!

One day is for laboratory experiments. A rise suddenly, surprisingly, the window is not what has been emitted smoke. A fellow student of mine: "wow! Bad." Duomen out immediately. After a while, senior faced no choice but to come back from outside. We hurry: "Shashi happened?" As a result, the students blankly replied: "It was launched in a motorcycle!


笑话爆笑图片：有车，咱就在车上睡！

某天正在实验室作实验时。 猛然一抬头，奇怪，窗外未何一直有浓烟冒出。学长一声：“哇！糟糕。”立刻夺门而出。过了一会儿，学长一脸无奈的从外头回来。我们着急的问：“发生啥事了 吗？”结果，学长面无表情的回答：“有人在发动摩托车！

Humor Comedy picture: the super-sniper

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Humor Comedy picture: the super-sniper

A war, generals in order to boost the morale on the front line, just in front of the soldiers of General reported that: "The General! 20 meters in front of the rubble, there is a sniper, but his poor marksmanship, over the past few days A lot of open shots, but did not hit the people! "


"General listened to the angry, said: Since the sniper was found, why do not you kill him?"


After listening to the soldiers said: "General! You crazy? Do you want to ask them for a quasi-particle bombardment of comparison?"


笑话爆笑图片 ：超强的狙击手

一次战争中，将军为了要激励士气，就到前线去，前方的士兵就跟将军报告说：「将军！前方20公尺的石堆中有一个狙击手，不过他的枪法很烂，这几天开了好多枪，可是都没有命中人！」


　　「将军听了很生气的说：既然发现狙击手，为什么不把他干掉？」


　　士兵听了就说：「将军！你疯了吗？难道你要叫他们换一个枪法比较准的吗？」

Humor Comedy picture: so, "BMW" car to enjoy!

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Humor Comedy picture: so, "BMW" car to enjoy!

Paganini Italian musician (1782-1840 years) hired a coach to the theater, it is necessary to see late. He asked the driver on their way as quickly as possible. "I would like to pay you how much money?" Asked Paganini.
"10 francs." "This is a joke, right?"
"I do not think that today people listen to you with a Laqin strings (referring to his playing Paganini created some of the G string on the depth of skills in difficult music), but you have received 10 francs per person!"
"That's right," Paganini said, "I pay you 10 francs, however, to use one of your wheels, I set out to the theater."


笑话爆笑图片：如此“宝马”车的享受！

意大利音乐家帕格尼尼（1782-1840年）雇了一辆马车赴剧院演出，眼看就要迟到了。他请车夫快点赶路。“我要付给你多少钱？”帕格尼尼问道。
　　“10法郎。”“你这是开玩笑吧？”
　　“我想不是，今天人们去听你用一根琴弦拉琴（指帕格尼尼演奏他创作的一些G弦上的技巧艰难深的乐曲），你可是每人收10法郎！”
　　“那好吧，”帕格尼尼说，“我付你10法郎，不过，你得用一个轮子把我载到剧院。”