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Humor Comedy picture: a look at who the big belly?
One day the school examination papers as a "bad heart radish and pregnant women have in common"
As a result, only three students pass, the answer is: are insect blame.
There is only one perfect answer is: out too late!
笑话爆笑图片:看看谁的肚子大?
某日学校考试试题是《坏心萝卜和怀孕妇女的共同点》
结果只有三个学生及格,答案是:都是虫子惹的祸。
只有一个满分答案是:拔得太晚 !
2008-10-13
Humor Comedy picture: the ballpark, but also with sexual props
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Humor Comedy picture: the ballpark, but also with sexual props
In the morning, on the sixth floor of Mr. Chang saw the fifth floor of the Old Lee's neighbors, as fans, a meeting with Mr. Chang on Old Lee asked excitedly:
"Buddy, you had to watch a soccer match last night, Germany on Costa Rica's that?"
"No, but I know that the score is 4 to 2!"
"So you listen to the news in the morning?"
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"It is the night you know?"
"Because you upstairs yesterday, knocking out four pots, bowls and fell twice!" ... ...
笑话爆笑图片:看球,还带性道具
早上,六楼的老张看到了五楼的邻居老李,做为球迷,老张一见面就兴奋地问老李:
“哥们,昨天晚上看球了吗,德国对哥斯达黎加的那场?”
“没看,但我知道比分是4比2!”
“这么说你早上听新闻了?”
“没有。”
“那你是咋知道的?”
“因为昨天你在楼上敲了四次盆,摔了两次碗!”……
Humor Comedy picture: the ballpark, but also with sexual props
In the morning, on the sixth floor of Mr. Chang saw the fifth floor of the Old Lee's neighbors, as fans, a meeting with Mr. Chang on Old Lee asked excitedly:
"Buddy, you had to watch a soccer match last night, Germany on Costa Rica's that?"
"No, but I know that the score is 4 to 2!"
"So you listen to the news in the morning?"
"."
"It is the night you know?"
"Because you upstairs yesterday, knocking out four pots, bowls and fell twice!" ... ...
笑话爆笑图片:看球,还带性道具
早上,六楼的老张看到了五楼的邻居老李,做为球迷,老张一见面就兴奋地问老李:
“哥们,昨天晚上看球了吗,德国对哥斯达黎加的那场?”
“没看,但我知道比分是4比2!”
“这么说你早上听新闻了?”
“没有。”
“那你是咋知道的?”
“因为昨天你在楼上敲了四次盆,摔了两次碗!”……
Humor Comedy picture: flower heads?
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Humor Comedy picture: flower heads?
A school with a male girlB always love the hot, the recent cooling trend. One day, B and A proposed split. A reason to ask. B no option but to tell the truth, said: "The students laugh at me that I inserted a flower On cow dung. "A time of the fire on. Said:" They understand Gepi! Flowers only inserted in the cow dung, the most adequate nutrients, will open more of the bright, water does not wilt! "B Yaran can not help.
笑话爆笑图片:头上开花?
某校男生A与girlB一直恋的很热,近期出现降温趋势.某日,B提出与A分手.A追问理由.B无奈,只好讲实话,说:"同学嘲笑我说我一朵鲜花插在牛粪上."A当时就火了.说:"他们懂个屁!鲜花只有插在牛粪上,养分才最充足,才会开的更鲜艳,水不枯萎!"B不禁哑然。
Humor Comedy picture: flower heads?
A school with a male girlB always love the hot, the recent cooling trend. One day, B and A proposed split. A reason to ask. B no option but to tell the truth, said: "The students laugh at me that I inserted a flower On cow dung. "A time of the fire on. Said:" They understand Gepi! Flowers only inserted in the cow dung, the most adequate nutrients, will open more of the bright, water does not wilt! "B Yaran can not help.
笑话爆笑图片:头上开花?
某校男生A与girlB一直恋的很热,近期出现降温趋势.某日,B提出与A分手.A追问理由.B无奈,只好讲实话,说:"同学嘲笑我说我一朵鲜花插在牛粪上."A当时就火了.说:"他们懂个屁!鲜花只有插在牛粪上,养分才最充足,才会开的更鲜艳,水不枯萎!"B不禁哑然。
Humor Comedy picture: hand over a touch below
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Humor Comedy picture: hand over a touch below
All of a sudden he found a Japanese and an Egg below the green. Surprised, to find a doctor.
To see the doctor said: In my many years of practice to read as it is a very serious infection. Must be removed, or else it will continue to infection.
Japanese people think a cut may be another. On the cut.
After a period of time, he was surprised to find that he left to the green Egg also. And see a doctor.
The doctor said: In my many years of practice to read as it is a very serious infection. Must be removed, or will be life-threatening.
Like the Japanese, that children do not play easy life important. Bite the cutting teeth!
Of course, after some time, he found his way below that of the green things. To find another doctor.
The doctor said: In my many years of experience in practice this is the underwear fade.!
笑话爆笑图片:手在下面摸过来了
一日本人突然发现他下面地一个蛋蛋变绿了.一惊,去找医生.
医生看后说:根据我多年行医地经念这是一种相当严重地病毒感染.必须切除,不然就会继续感染.
日本人想,切了一个还有一个可以用.就切了.
过了一段时间,他惊奇地发现他剩下地那个蛋蛋也变绿了.又去找医生.
医生说:根据我多年行医地经念这是一种相当严重地病毒感染.必须切除,不然就会危及生命.
日本人想了下,那玩易儿也没有命重要.咬咬牙切了!
当然过了一段时间,他发现他下面地那个东西也变绿了.又找到医生.
医生说:根据我多年行医地经验这是内裤掉色.!
Humor Comedy picture: hand over a touch below
All of a sudden he found a Japanese and an Egg below the green. Surprised, to find a doctor.
To see the doctor said: In my many years of practice to read as it is a very serious infection. Must be removed, or else it will continue to infection.
Japanese people think a cut may be another. On the cut.
After a period of time, he was surprised to find that he left to the green Egg also. And see a doctor.
The doctor said: In my many years of practice to read as it is a very serious infection. Must be removed, or will be life-threatening.
Like the Japanese, that children do not play easy life important. Bite the cutting teeth!
Of course, after some time, he found his way below that of the green things. To find another doctor.
The doctor said: In my many years of experience in practice this is the underwear fade.!
笑话爆笑图片:手在下面摸过来了
一日本人突然发现他下面地一个蛋蛋变绿了.一惊,去找医生.
医生看后说:根据我多年行医地经念这是一种相当严重地病毒感染.必须切除,不然就会继续感染.
日本人想,切了一个还有一个可以用.就切了.
过了一段时间,他惊奇地发现他剩下地那个蛋蛋也变绿了.又去找医生.
医生说:根据我多年行医地经念这是一种相当严重地病毒感染.必须切除,不然就会危及生命.
日本人想了下,那玩易儿也没有命重要.咬咬牙切了!
当然过了一段时间,他发现他下面地那个东西也变绿了.又找到医生.
医生说:根据我多年行医地经验这是内裤掉色.!
Humor Comedy picture: a meeting dedicated hair
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Humor Comedy picture: a meeting dedicated hair
One day Mouxiang women cadres of the General Assembly to convene, in order to highlight the importance of township special meeting of the county Women's Federation requested the President of the speech to the scene. He is a just man. His speech: "Comrades, I am President of the Women's Federation." Under the warm applause of the ring. "Specialized out." "Your." Women, "the audience burst into laughter again. Finally:" The work. "Women of all cadres at last heaved a sigh of relief.
笑话爆笑图片:开会专用发型
某日某乡召开妇女干部大会,为了彰显会议的重要性乡里专门请县妇联主席到场讲话。只是 他是个男的。到他 讲 话道: "同志们,我是妇联主席。"下响起热烈的掌声响。"专门搞" 。"你们的"。妇女的,"台下哄然笑了起来。最后道:" 工作的".全体妇女干部终于松了一口气。
Humor Comedy picture: a meeting dedicated hair
One day Mouxiang women cadres of the General Assembly to convene, in order to highlight the importance of township special meeting of the county Women's Federation requested the President of the speech to the scene. He is a just man. His speech: "Comrades, I am President of the Women's Federation." Under the warm applause of the ring. "Specialized out." "Your." Women, "the audience burst into laughter again. Finally:" The work. "Women of all cadres at last heaved a sigh of relief.
笑话爆笑图片:开会专用发型
某日某乡召开妇女干部大会,为了彰显会议的重要性乡里专门请县妇联主席到场讲话。只是 他是个男的。到他 讲 话道: "同志们,我是妇联主席。"下响起热烈的掌声响。"专门搞" 。"你们的"。妇女的,"台下哄然笑了起来。最后道:" 工作的".全体妇女干部终于松了一口气。
Humor Comedy picture: This is on top of kung fu!
Humor Comedy picture: This is on top of kung fu!
Xiao-gang in a boast of his father: "My father was the captain, who heard the whole boat under his command."
Small said: "What, my dad was mayor of the city's people have paid attention to his command."
Small though that Smart: "Your father, my father had to listen to the command. My father asked them to sit down, they have to sit down; my father let them down, they bow to selecting and appointing capable people."
Xiao-Gang and Xiao-Ming, said angrily: "outrageous! What is your father? Am so presumptuous?"
Quick-witted and smart small smile: "My father is a barber."
笑话爆笑图片:这才是顶上功夫!
小刚在夸耀自己的爸爸:“我爸爸是船长,全船的人都听他指挥。”
小明说:“那算什么,我爸是市长,全市的人都听他指挥。”
小聪明慢条斯理地说:“你们的爸爸都得听我爸爸指挥。我爸爸叫他们坐下,他们就得坐下;我爸爸让他们低头,他们就选贤任能低头。”
小刚和小明气愤地说:“岂有此理!你爸爸是干什么的?敢这样放肆?”
小聪明机智地一笑说:“我爸爸是理发师。”
Humor Comedy picture: a group of female ghosts ah!
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Humor Comedy picture: a group of female ghosts ah!
"I miss you seek, and I had a lot of old, is the meat of the acid, eat well," Zhang old man against a corner, there is no approach had been under no return, step by step, Li Gui two were forced to come .
"The acid is the meat?" Ghost men and Zhang Yi Bazhua over old man's hand, a hard piece of meat Yao Xia, Zhang Yishengcanjiao old man.
That ghost chew chewing ah ah, "head" of the old man, Zhang spits out the meat, "a mother, the acid is so unpalatable, to die an old man, count your life, roll!"
Zhang old man was given amnesty, knock on the floor a few dozen in the first ring, a small piece of meat is better than not a death Well, he was about to leave.
Another ghost scream out "Stop!"
M ghost of a little odd, "Why keep this old thing? Acid meat is not tasty!"
Lay the ghost in the ear of the male ghost said: "I want to eat sour ... ..."
Even stranger is a male ghost, "Why ah?"
The ghost of a finger prick of the first male ghost, the shy, said: "your bad guys, people, people, pregnant people do! "
笑话爆笑图片:一群女鬼啊!
“求你们放过我吧,我一大把年纪了,肉也是酸的了,不好吃啊”张老汉靠着墙角,已经上无进路下无退路了,两只厉鬼一步一步得逼过来。
“肉是酸的?”男鬼一把抓过张老汉的手,狠狠得咬下一块肉,张老汉 一声惨叫。
那鬼嚼啊嚼啊,“扑”的把张老汉的肉吐出来,“妈得,真是酸的,这么难吃,死老头,算你命大,滚吧!”
张老汉得获大赦,在地上磕了几十个响头,少了一块肉总比没了老命好吧,他正要离开。
另一个女鬼尖叫一声“站住!”
男鬼有点奇怪了“留着这老东西干嘛?肉又是酸的,不好吃!”
女鬼趴在男鬼的耳边说:“我要吃酸的……”
男鬼更奇怪了“为什么啊?”
女鬼用手指一戳男鬼的头,羞答答的说:“你这个坏蛋,人家,人家,人家怀孕了嘛!”
Humor Comedy picture: a group of female ghosts ah!
"I miss you seek, and I had a lot of old, is the meat of the acid, eat well," Zhang old man against a corner, there is no approach had been under no return, step by step, Li Gui two were forced to come .
"The acid is the meat?" Ghost men and Zhang Yi Bazhua over old man's hand, a hard piece of meat Yao Xia, Zhang Yishengcanjiao old man.
That ghost chew chewing ah ah, "head" of the old man, Zhang spits out the meat, "a mother, the acid is so unpalatable, to die an old man, count your life, roll!"
Zhang old man was given amnesty, knock on the floor a few dozen in the first ring, a small piece of meat is better than not a death Well, he was about to leave.
Another ghost scream out "Stop!"
M ghost of a little odd, "Why keep this old thing? Acid meat is not tasty!"
Lay the ghost in the ear of the male ghost said: "I want to eat sour ... ..."
Even stranger is a male ghost, "Why ah?"
The ghost of a finger prick of the first male ghost, the shy, said: "your bad guys, people, people, pregnant people do! "
笑话爆笑图片:一群女鬼啊!
“求你们放过我吧,我一大把年纪了,肉也是酸的了,不好吃啊”张老汉靠着墙角,已经上无进路下无退路了,两只厉鬼一步一步得逼过来。
“肉是酸的?”男鬼一把抓过张老汉的手,狠狠得咬下一块肉,张老汉 一声惨叫。
那鬼嚼啊嚼啊,“扑”的把张老汉的肉吐出来,“妈得,真是酸的,这么难吃,死老头,算你命大,滚吧!”
张老汉得获大赦,在地上磕了几十个响头,少了一块肉总比没了老命好吧,他正要离开。
另一个女鬼尖叫一声“站住!”
男鬼有点奇怪了“留着这老东西干嘛?肉又是酸的,不好吃!”
女鬼趴在男鬼的耳边说:“我要吃酸的……”
男鬼更奇怪了“为什么啊?”
女鬼用手指一戳男鬼的头,羞答答的说:“你这个坏蛋,人家,人家,人家怀孕了嘛!”
Humor Comedy picture: this tie, looked uncomfortable night it?
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Humor Comedy picture: this tie, looked uncomfortable night it?
The Magical tie
First, the clothes plus a tie on both aesthetic and demeanor. Second, on the back of the tie, can be used as a handkerchief, eating things that can be rubbed at any time. Third, suicide or homicide convenience. Fourth, when his wife was able to pull the dog, when the children were Maji. Fifth, to prevent the common cold. Six men tied. Seven, can be a scarf, with Kudai. Eight, if necessary, can also shoeshine. IX girlfriend to marry him no, Xunqing in public. 10, the sons and daughters to take to the streets, the string used to tie one by one, so as not to get lost.
笑话爆笑图片:这领带,咋看着别扭呢?
领带的妙用
一、衣服上加一条领带既美观又有风度。二、领带的背面,可当手帕用,吃过东西,随时可擦。三、自杀或他杀方便。四、可以被太太当狗拉,被儿女当马骑。五、防止伤风。六、绑住男人。七、可以当围巾、裤带用。八、必要时亦可擦皮鞋。九、向女朋友求婚不成,当众殉情。十、儿女上街,一一缚住,以免走失。
Humor Comedy picture: this tie, looked uncomfortable night it?
The Magical tie
First, the clothes plus a tie on both aesthetic and demeanor. Second, on the back of the tie, can be used as a handkerchief, eating things that can be rubbed at any time. Third, suicide or homicide convenience. Fourth, when his wife was able to pull the dog, when the children were Maji. Fifth, to prevent the common cold. Six men tied. Seven, can be a scarf, with Kudai. Eight, if necessary, can also shoeshine. IX girlfriend to marry him no, Xunqing in public. 10, the sons and daughters to take to the streets, the string used to tie one by one, so as not to get lost.
笑话爆笑图片:这领带,咋看着别扭呢?
领带的妙用
一、衣服上加一条领带既美观又有风度。二、领带的背面,可当手帕用,吃过东西,随时可擦。三、自杀或他杀方便。四、可以被太太当狗拉,被儿女当马骑。五、防止伤风。六、绑住男人。七、可以当围巾、裤带用。八、必要时亦可擦皮鞋。九、向女朋友求婚不成,当众殉情。十、儿女上街,一一缚住,以免走失。
Humor Comedy picture: underwear, temporary
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Humor Comedy picture: underwear, temporary
Lin's going to do something, get on the MTR, I do not know when, a pretty girl sat down beside Lin, and her feet lay a large cardboard box, read "XX" Beer, the right-hand side has a large Bag, the bag is not Taiko. Lin has been like staring at the carton, a girl away from home is certainly not easy to get so many things do not hit a taxi, but the car hit her if he did not touch on the last. Such as the one to help her arrival, she will be Lin Chu baggage station. Want to, do the best Mind your own business, to help her, they may be mistaken for something to steal, no matter what now. If she get off early, I can not help if she and my leg off. . . Is a station close to Lin's girl stood up slowly, at this time, opposite a man on the run from this young lady graciously said: "I let Bang Nina, certain things are very heavy." Girl smiled : "Do not have to, this is empty cardboard boxes."
Humor Comedy picture: underwear, temporary
Lin's going to do something, get on the MTR, I do not know when, a pretty girl sat down beside Lin, and her feet lay a large cardboard box, read "XX" Beer, the right-hand side has a large Bag, the bag is not Taiko. Lin has been like staring at the carton, a girl away from home is certainly not easy to get so many things do not hit a taxi, but the car hit her if he did not touch on the last. Such as the one to help her arrival, she will be Lin Chu baggage station. Want to, do the best Mind your own business, to help her, they may be mistaken for something to steal, no matter what now. If she get off early, I can not help if she and my leg off. . . Is a station close to Lin's girl stood up slowly, at this time, opposite a man on the run from this young lady graciously said: "I let Bang Nina, certain things are very heavy." Girl smiled : "Do not have to, this is empty cardboard boxes."
Humor Comedy picture: a man will not refuse a birthday gift! !
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Humor Comedy picture: a man will not refuse a birthday gift! !
SGX for the young man's girlfriend to buy a birthday present, the exchanges between them will not be long, so after careful consideration of the young man, that the most appropriate to send a pair of gloves, however - a romantic, do not seem too intimate.
In the girlfriend's younger sister accompanied him to the Sears department store chain, bought a pair of white gloves in sheep's clothing, his girlfriend's sister also bought a pair of his underwear. Packaging sales when they confused the two items, the results of his girlfriend's sister took gloves, to become his girlfriend's underwear.
Young man did not check the contents of the package, good closure after a girlfriend sent, along with a note:
Dear:
I chose this gift, as far as I observe carefully, you have to go out at night and I always use it. If your sister at that time, I would have selected the kind of a button. But she is short, easy to kind of take off, its tone is very shallow, but sales of its President, let me see the same things she has been three weeks, is not dirty. I let her Shi Leshi you, she looks very good. I hope you more for the first time when I could see the upper part of the body, ah, no pity, because the next time I see you before, there will certainly be someone else's touch it. Remember it off in after blowing in. Point gas. Because they use their own would be a bit damp. Think about the coming year I want it, how many times pro-ah! Friday night you want to use it, I have to.
Heart and soul to love you, John.
And also, now the most popular approach is to come up side, his hair a little soft.
Humor Comedy picture: a man will not refuse a birthday gift! !
SGX for the young man's girlfriend to buy a birthday present, the exchanges between them will not be long, so after careful consideration of the young man, that the most appropriate to send a pair of gloves, however - a romantic, do not seem too intimate.
In the girlfriend's younger sister accompanied him to the Sears department store chain, bought a pair of white gloves in sheep's clothing, his girlfriend's sister also bought a pair of his underwear. Packaging sales when they confused the two items, the results of his girlfriend's sister took gloves, to become his girlfriend's underwear.
Young man did not check the contents of the package, good closure after a girlfriend sent, along with a note:
Dear:
I chose this gift, as far as I observe carefully, you have to go out at night and I always use it. If your sister at that time, I would have selected the kind of a button. But she is short, easy to kind of take off, its tone is very shallow, but sales of its President, let me see the same things she has been three weeks, is not dirty. I let her Shi Leshi you, she looks very good. I hope you more for the first time when I could see the upper part of the body, ah, no pity, because the next time I see you before, there will certainly be someone else's touch it. Remember it off in after blowing in. Point gas. Because they use their own would be a bit damp. Think about the coming year I want it, how many times pro-ah! Friday night you want to use it, I have to.
Heart and soul to love you, John.
And also, now the most popular approach is to come up side, his hair a little soft.
Humor Comedy picture: Han-son, really lovely!
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Humor Comedy picture: Han-son, really lovely!
There is a poor, no mosquito nets in the summer, and want to spend money to buy mosquito repellent incense smoke, heat ailing Gaibei Zi had no choice but to go to bed. He fell on his face mosquito bite, he also borrowed a neighbor face mask to wear when they go to bed. Mosquito landed on a mask, not to bite into, exclaimed: "But you have to in order to save a few penny, Bianle Lian why?."
笑话爆笑图片:憨豆的儿子,真可爱!
有个穷人,夏季里没有蚊帐,又舍不得花钱买熏蚊香,只好忍着热盖被子睡觉。蚊子落在他脸上叮,他又向邻居家借来一个鬼脸面具,睡觉时戴上。蚊子落到面具上,叮不进去,叹道:“你不过就为省几文钱,为何就变了脸?。”
Humor Comedy picture: Han-son, really lovely!
There is a poor, no mosquito nets in the summer, and want to spend money to buy mosquito repellent incense smoke, heat ailing Gaibei Zi had no choice but to go to bed. He fell on his face mosquito bite, he also borrowed a neighbor face mask to wear when they go to bed. Mosquito landed on a mask, not to bite into, exclaimed: "But you have to in order to save a few penny, Bianle Lian why?."
笑话爆笑图片:憨豆的儿子,真可爱!
有个穷人,夏季里没有蚊帐,又舍不得花钱买熏蚊香,只好忍着热盖被子睡觉。蚊子落在他脸上叮,他又向邻居家借来一个鬼脸面具,睡觉时戴上。蚊子落到面具上,叮不进去,叹道:“你不过就为省几文钱,为何就变了脸?。”
Humor Comedy picture: the Office of the interesting display!
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Humor Comedy picture: the Office of the interesting display!
"What is the best swim trunks?"
"Brand does not matter; color does not matter; style does not matter;... The key is speed - I mean it can not swim slowly than you."
笑话爆笑图片:办公室有趣的摆设!
“什么样的泳裤最好?”
“牌子无所谓;颜色无所谓;样式无所谓;。。。关键是速度——我的意思是它不能比你游得慢。”
Humor Comedy picture: the Office of the interesting display!
"What is the best swim trunks?"
"Brand does not matter; color does not matter; style does not matter;... The key is speed - I mean it can not swim slowly than you."
笑话爆笑图片:办公室有趣的摆设!
“什么样的泳裤最好?”
“牌子无所谓;颜色无所谓;样式无所谓;。。。关键是速度——我的意思是它不能比你游得慢。”
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