2008-10-13

Humor Comedy picture: This is on top of kung fu!


Humor Comedy picture: This is on top of kung fu!

Xiao-gang in a boast of his father: "My father was the captain, who heard the whole boat under his command."
Small said: "What, my dad was mayor of the city's people have paid attention to his command."
Small though that Smart: "Your father, my father had to listen to the command. My father asked them to sit down, they have to sit down; my father let them down, they bow to selecting and appointing capable people."
Xiao-Gang and Xiao-Ming, said angrily: "outrageous! What is your father? Am so presumptuous?"
Quick-witted and smart small smile: "My father is a barber."


笑话爆笑图片:这才是顶上功夫!

小刚在夸耀自己的爸爸:“我爸爸是船长,全船的人都听他指挥。”
小明说:“那算什么,我爸是市长,全市的人都听他指挥。”
小聪明慢条斯理地说:“你们的爸爸都得听我爸爸指挥。我爸爸叫他们坐下,他们就得坐下;我爸爸让他们低头,他们就选贤任能低头。”
小刚和小明气愤地说:“岂有此理!你爸爸是干什么的?敢这样放肆?”
小聪明机智地一笑说:“我爸爸是理发师。”