Humor Comedy picture: this tie, looked uncomfortable night it?

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Humor Comedy picture: this tie, looked uncomfortable night it?


The Magical tie

First, the clothes plus a tie on both aesthetic and demeanor. Second, on the back of the tie, can be used as a handkerchief, eating things that can be rubbed at any time. Third, suicide or homicide convenience. Fourth, when his wife was able to pull the dog, when the children were Maji. Fifth, to prevent the common cold. Six men tied. Seven, can be a scarf, with Kudai. Eight, if necessary, can also shoeshine. IX girlfriend to marry him no, Xunqing in public. 10, the sons and daughters to take to the streets, the string used to tie one by one, so as not to get lost.


笑话爆笑图片：这领带，咋看着别扭呢？


领带的妙用

一、衣服上加一条领带既美观又有风度。二、领带的背面，可当手帕用，吃过东西，随时可擦。三、自杀或他杀方便。四、可以被太太当狗拉，被儿女当马骑。五、防止伤风。六、绑住男人。七、可以当围巾、裤带用。八、必要时亦可擦皮鞋。九、向女朋友求婚不成，当众殉情。十、儿女上街，一一缚住，以免走失。