2008-10-03

Humor Comedy picture: Biebu Zhu Mei, standing on the urine

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Humor Comedy picture: Biebu Zhu Mei, standing on the urine

From there a train to Beijing to Guangzhou, just in the car, the conductor said: "who relieve themselves, some said to sing."
After a while, a man who would like to relieve themselves. He said: "I would like to sing," the conductor not him. He is Biebu Zhu, said that many times, but he was ignored. He did not say where Biezhe ... ...
After a long time, a woman said: "I would like to sing." Vehicles will be stopped, to relieve President, opened the car.
The angry man said: "Why do not you give me relieve themselves, to relieve it !!!!" she cried the conductor called:" You have to relieve themselves with a microphone, she, to the mouth opening. "


笑话爆笑图片:美女憋不住,站着就尿了

有一列从北京开往广州的列车,在刚开车的时候,列车员说:“谁要解手,就说要唱歌。”
过了一会,有一位男士想解手。他就说:“我要唱歌”,列车员没有理他。他实在憋不住,说很多遍,可是还是不理他。他就在那里憋着不说话……
很久以后,有一位女士说:“我要唱歌。”车便停了下来,给女士解手,又开了车。
男士愤愤不平的说:“你为什么不给我解手,给她解手呀!!!!” 列车员大声的叫到:“你解手要拿着话筒,她呢,张口就来。”

Humor Comedy picture: look, a leg lift on the streets!

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Humor Comedy picture: look, a leg lift on the streets!

Lisa attend a dance, dance hall, in the absence of partner, had no choice but to sit dry, very boring. Then came a Xiao
Sprinkling of men, Lisa delighted.
The man asked, "Miss, do you want to dance" "
Lisa quickly stood up and said very politely: "Thank you, want."
"Great!" The man said, "I can sit in your chair the."


笑话爆笑图片:看,街头抬腿了!

丽沙参加一个舞会,在舞厅里由于没有舞伴,只好干坐着,无聊极了。这时走来一个潇
洒的男士,丽沙高兴极了。
那男子问道,“小姐,您要跳舞吗””
丽沙连忙站起很有礼貌地说:“谢谢,要的。”
“好极了!”那男士说,“我可以坐你的椅子了。”

Humor Comedy picture: the small banana Magical

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Humor Comedy picture: the small banana Magical

There are two bananas go on the road, the weather was very hot that day, walking in front of a banana took their clothes off,

As a result, the back of a banana slip. . . .


笑话爆笑图片:小香蕉的妙用

有两支香蕉走在路上, 那天天气很热, 走在前面的一只香蕉就把自己的衣服脱了,

结果, 后面的香蕉滑倒了。。。。

Humor Comedy picture: naked women flying in the sky

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Humor Comedy picture: naked women flying in the sky

Aircraft, a parrot on the air hostesses said: "God to give glasses of water," Pigs are learning parrot, the stewardess said: "God to give glasses of water", was furious air hostesses, parrots and pigs all planes dropped. At this time of the pig parrot said: "Let the silly B, Lord fly." Ha ha


笑话爆笑图片:裸体女在天上飞

飞机上,一只鹦鹉对空姐说:“给爷来杯水”,猪也学鹦鹉,对空姐说:“给爷来杯水”,空姐大怒,将鹦鹉和猪都扔下了飞机。这时鹦鹉对猪说:“傻 B 了吧,爷会飞。” 哈哈

Humor Comedy picture: so beautiful legs separated from the simplest method!

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Humor Comedy picture: so beautiful legs separated from the simplest method!

I'll get along with and married his girlfriend of a year, no doubt, I am very happy.
Now the only problem I have is that my future sister-in-law, a 20-year-old beautiful girl, she likes to wear tight fitted, as well as the low cut mini skirts. She often intentionally or unintentionally, in front of my bent, but also in other fatal The man in front of her never to do so. She did not say the temptation to me that I was lying.

One day, my future sister-in-law called me, so I went to look at the wedding invitation cards readiness. When I went to, her house, she only one person I meet is endless Youyuan her eyes: "I love the people Married, the bride is not me, I only want to do is before you get married, I have to give you. "She said to me on the stairs:" I am waiting for you in the bedroom, if you determine that, on the upstairs Came to me. "When she reached the stairs at the end of her pajamas fall, Saxiang her in the eyes of my expectations.

Dai Li and I had a minute and then made the only time I can do: open the door to the outside, I stopped at the QQ car ......

Outside, my future father-in-law cross-flow Zhuolei adults, gave me a hug E Henhen: "Well boys, our family of test you have already passed, you are welcome to join our large family." I have mixed feelings moment, no --- Introduction to the experience told me: the presentation of the car on its own is very important to ah!



笑话爆笑图片:让美女把腿分开的最简单方法!

我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了,毫无疑问,我很幸福.
现在惟一困扰我的是,我未来的小姨子,一个20岁的漂亮女孩,她喜欢穿紧身的低胸装以及迷你短裙.她经常在我的跟前有意无意地弯下腰,更要命的是在别的男人面前她从不这么做.要说她没有诱惑到我,那是我在撒谎.

一天,我未来的小姨子打电话给我,让我去看看结婚请柬的准备情况.当我到时,她家只有她一个人,迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神:“我爱的人要结婚了,新娘不是我,我现在惟一想做的是在你结婚之前,把我献给你.“她在楼梯上对我说:“我在卧室里等你,如果你决定了,就上楼来找我.“当她走到楼梯的尽头,她的睡衣滑落了,洒向我的是她眼中的期待.

我呆立了一分钟,然后做了我当时惟一能做的事:拉开大门,走向停在外面的我的QQ车......

门外,我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流,给了我一个恶狠狠的拥抱:“好男孩,我们家的测试你已经通过了,欢迎你加入到我们的大家庭中.“我一时百感交集,无言以对———这段经历告诉我:把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊!

Humor Comedy picture: two hands in touch ......

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Humor Comedy picture: two hands in touch ......

The old man with his travel, thirst on the way, the woman called his disciples to go without water, woman picked up his head on the chopping block, give Ping hands, legs open, the old man asked the disciples said, as long as you can guess the word , You are given water to drink, Miantan wrong, the disciples said: simple <天> peasant woman: wrong, is <吞> words the old man told his disciples to go back, the woman walked in front of the old man, give-handed, open the feet, Q What is the word peasant woman, a farmer, said: <太> Master answer: Tai Xiaokan you me, is <木>


笑话爆笑图片:两支手都在摸......

老夫子带弟子旅行,途中口渴,就叫弟子去跟农妇要水喝,农妇拿起砧板放在头上,两手平举,两脚张开,问老夫子的弟子说,只要你能猜出这个字,就给你水喝,猜错免谈,弟子说:简单,是<天> 农妇答:错,是<吞>字 弟子回去告诉老夫子,老夫子走到农妇面前,两手平举,两脚打开,问农妇是什么字,农妇说:<太> 老夫子答曰:妳太小看我了,是<木>

Humor Comedy picture: F color, like a big Youcu You. . .

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Humor Comedy picture: F color, like a big Youcu You. . .

A man to see an ad:
No surgery, no in-patient and let your genitals larger Biancu easy!
Dayton overjoyed and immediately transfer.
A few days, received a parcel, opened it eagerly! ! Used to be a magnifying glass!


笑话爆笑图片:色女,都喜欢又粗又大的。。。

某男看到一则广告:
不开刀、不住院、让你的生殖器轻轻松松变大变粗!
顿大喜,立即汇款。
数日,收到邮包,急切地打开一看!!原来是一放大镜!

Humor Comedy picture: ah, she urinating standing up? !

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Humor Comedy picture: ah, she urinating standing up? !

Sansui small niece this year and a half to break the casserole when asked in the end of the age.

Tourism to follow the day his mother came to visit a remote resort.

In the toilet to line up poor, male and female portions is a thin-walled trip.

Little niece asked, can not help but wonder:

"Mom, why is the male urinary uric standing, and the girls have to squat?"

In order to prevent mother "why" questions of a small niece, he pointed to the piece of rubber hose faucet, this:

"Because boys have a small pipe, not girls, the male urinary uric standing, squatting female urinary uric."

If there are any small niece of the Wu-Dianzhe Tou, and said:

"Mom, we also fitted to a small pipe, you can stand uric!"


笑话爆笑图片:她也站着小便啊?!

小侄女今年叁岁半,正值打破砂锅问到底的年纪。

一日跟随妈妈去旅游,来到一处偏僻游览胜地。

在简陋的厕所前排队,男女厕只隔一道薄壁。

小侄女不免好奇问道:

“妈妈,为什麽男生是站着尿尿,而女生要蹲着?”

妈妈为了阻止“为什麽”小侄女的追问,便指着水龙头的橡皮管,告知:

“因为男生有小水管,女生没有,所以男生站着尿尿,女生蹲着尿尿。”

小侄女若有所悟的点着头,并且说:

“妈妈,那我们也去装个小水管,就可以站着尿尿罗!”

Humorous picture comedy: beautiful women in underwear!

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Humorous picture comedy: beautiful women in underwear!

In the past, to see off his underwear buttocks; now, the bottom can unplug underwear!


笑话爆笑图片:美女在穿内裤!

以前,脱下内裤看屁股;现在,拔开屁股看内裤!

Humor comedy picture: the shooting of a man far!

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Humor comedy picture: the shooting of a man far!

A football team as saying the country after the defeat, "Viagra" to find a member of the national team has done an ad. Circumstances are: a team with a football team left hand, right hand pointing to the screen: "Who can not shot more than 90 minutes, I can"

A condom factory read "Viagra" ad, inspired, so look for this team, a group of team members also made an ad. The screen is: all team members at goal Kuanghong bombing, advertising phrase: "No matter how many times shooting, archery is not to get shot does not go in!!!"

The production of contraceptives after manufacturers also want to read the free ride, how their drugs are also used to a woman, how can this be done? ! But the analysis also beat them, after three days and nights of Mingsikuxiang has finally found a solution: an A in a black whistle blowing of the referee was wearing a black, blowing a whistle, a dozen hand, the arrogance of the awe-inspiring: "No matter how many get shot, not all!"


笑话爆笑图片:射的最远的男人!

话说某国足球队兵败后,“伟哥”找了该国家队一名队员做了一个广告。情节是:国家队的一名队员左手抱着一个足球,右手指着屏幕说:“谁能90多分钟不射,我能”
  
某保险套的厂家看了“伟哥”的广告后,深受启发,于是从这个国家队里找了一群队员也做了一个广告。画面是:所有队员对着球门狂轰烂炸,广告语:“不管射多少次,射不进去就是射不进去!!!”

生产避孕药的厂家看了以后也想搭乘顺风车,可自己的药怎么着也是给女人用的,这可怎么办呢?!但是经过分析也难不倒他们,经过三天三夜的冥思苦想,终于找到了个办法:让一个在甲A吹黑哨的裁判身穿黑衣,哨子一吹,手势一打,傲气凛然的说:“不管射进去了多少,统统不算!”