2008-10-03

Humor Comedy picture: so beautiful legs separated from the simplest method!

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Humor Comedy picture: so beautiful legs separated from the simplest method!

I'll get along with and married his girlfriend of a year, no doubt, I am very happy.
Now the only problem I have is that my future sister-in-law, a 20-year-old beautiful girl, she likes to wear tight fitted, as well as the low cut mini skirts. She often intentionally or unintentionally, in front of my bent, but also in other fatal The man in front of her never to do so. She did not say the temptation to me that I was lying.

One day, my future sister-in-law called me, so I went to look at the wedding invitation cards readiness. When I went to, her house, she only one person I meet is endless Youyuan her eyes: "I love the people Married, the bride is not me, I only want to do is before you get married, I have to give you. "She said to me on the stairs:" I am waiting for you in the bedroom, if you determine that, on the upstairs Came to me. "When she reached the stairs at the end of her pajamas fall, Saxiang her in the eyes of my expectations.

Dai Li and I had a minute and then made the only time I can do: open the door to the outside, I stopped at the QQ car ......

Outside, my future father-in-law cross-flow Zhuolei adults, gave me a hug E Henhen: "Well boys, our family of test you have already passed, you are welcome to join our large family." I have mixed feelings moment, no --- Introduction to the experience told me: the presentation of the car on its own is very important to ah!



笑话爆笑图片:让美女把腿分开的最简单方法!

我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了,毫无疑问,我很幸福.
现在惟一困扰我的是,我未来的小姨子,一个20岁的漂亮女孩,她喜欢穿紧身的低胸装以及迷你短裙.她经常在我的跟前有意无意地弯下腰,更要命的是在别的男人面前她从不这么做.要说她没有诱惑到我,那是我在撒谎.

一天,我未来的小姨子打电话给我,让我去看看结婚请柬的准备情况.当我到时,她家只有她一个人,迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神:“我爱的人要结婚了,新娘不是我,我现在惟一想做的是在你结婚之前,把我献给你.“她在楼梯上对我说:“我在卧室里等你,如果你决定了,就上楼来找我.“当她走到楼梯的尽头,她的睡衣滑落了,洒向我的是她眼中的期待.

我呆立了一分钟,然后做了我当时惟一能做的事:拉开大门,走向停在外面的我的QQ车......

门外,我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流,给了我一个恶狠狠的拥抱:“好男孩,我们家的测试你已经通过了,欢迎你加入到我们的大家庭中.“我一时百感交集,无言以对———这段经历告诉我:把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊!