Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

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Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

A young beauty wearing a tight dress to be on the bus, because of tight skirts can not lift his legs and not to get on the train, she secretly on hand to the back of a button solved, but still do not, the solution also Opened a

, But do not, it also solved a. But still do not. At this time a man after seeing this, on hand to help her solve a button, the woman came out feeling, Hui Touchong a man called the "flow

Meng! "Wronged man:" I am a rogue? You untie the three buttons in front of me, I did not voice support, I just solution of a button you! "


笑话爆笑图片：不可拒绝的诱惑！

一妙龄美女穿一紧身裙要上公共汽车，由于裙子太紧抬不起腿来而不能上车，于是她就偷偷地伸手将后面的一个扣子解开了，可是还是上不去，就又解开了一

个，但还是上不去，就又解开了一个。但仍上不去。这时后面一男子见状，就伸手帮她解开了一个扣子，该女子感觉出来了，就回头冲男人骂了一句“流

氓”！ 男子很委屈地说：“我是流氓？你解开了我前面的三个扣子，我都没支声，我只解了你一个扣子！”

Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

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Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

Customer: "You promote the successful experience of home?"
Salesman: "Every housewife opened the door, my first words are: 'girl, your mother home?'"


笑话爆笑图片：让球员走神的秘诀！

顾客：“你搞入户推销的成功经验是什么？”
　　推销员：“每个家庭主妇开门后，我的第一句话是：‘小姑娘，你妈妈在家吗？’”

Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

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Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

Managers had just finished a birthday, but facial expression. A friend asked in every possible way, he can tell us why: "I birthday yesterday, Secretary of the beautiful woman said to me: 'come to my house at night, I birthday to you'. If I come about, the secretary said: 'You first Waiting for the living room, I went to the bedroom to prepare about 5 minutes after you come in, we give you a surprise '. 5 minutes after I pushed open the bedroom door, all of my colleagues are also prepared for me a cake. "
"This is not good?" A friend said.
"But I go in the naked!" Said the manager.

笑话爆笑图片：猴秘书！

某经理刚刚过完生日，却愁眉苦脸。朋友百般询问，他才说出原因：“昨天我过生日，漂亮的女秘书对我说：‘晚上到我家来，我给你过生日’。我如约来到，女秘书说：‘你先在客厅等着，我去卧室准备一下，5分钟以后你进来，一定给你一个惊喜’。5分钟以后我推开卧室的门，公司所有的同事都在，还为我准备了一个蛋糕。”
　　“这不是很好吗？”朋友说。
　　“可是，我是光着身子进去的呀！”经理说。

Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

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Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

A university teacher to the students on the reasoning class, the students, he said: "You are college students, must speak indirectly, for example, you see a girl on the bottom there is a grass, you have told her that her grass On the shoulders, so that her shoulder down the natural look down on the bottom to see on the grass. "
At this time there is a girl to stand up and say to him: "You tie a teacher on the zipper open."


领带不仅仅是好看的，也能遮风挡雨！

有一位大学老师给同学们上论理课,他同学们说:“你们是大学生了,说话一定要婉转,比如说你看到一位女生的屁股上有一根草,你要对她说草在她的肩上,这样她顺着肩往下看自然就看见屁股上的草了.”
正在这时有一位女生站起来对他说:“老师你领带上的拉链开了.”