2008-10-02

Humor comedy picture: This condom use night ah?

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Humor comedy picture: This condom use night ah?

Wang, after a villa, a used condom from flying out of a window on the second floor, just off Wang in the face. Wang's very angry come to this house's door, knock on the door of the force, an old door.

Wang: "Who is in your room on the second floor?"

Old: "I was with my daughter, son-in-law in the future on the second floor."

Wang condoms to show the old man said: "In this way, I just want to tell you that the future of your grandchildren from the window fell off, I come to save him, and now back to you."


笑话爆笑图片:这安全套,咋用啊?

小王经过一栋别墅,一个用过的保险套由二楼窗口飞出,正好掉在小王的脸上。小王很生气的走到这别墅的大门,用力的敲门,一位老先生应门。

  小王:“是谁在你的二楼房间?”

  老先生:“是我女儿跟我未来女婿在二楼。”

  小王把保险套拿给老先生说:“这样子,我只是要告诉你,你未来的孙子刚从窗子掉下来,我把他救过来了,现在还给你。”

Humor comedy picture: bold! Paxia open beauty of underwear!

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Humor comedy picture: bold! Paxia open beauty of underwear!

One of the Academy of Fine Arts and boys of our models of human love, and she was pregnant, schools prepare his punishment, but at another time, they can not find suitable. Struck a teacher, wrote in the submission: "Health and the illegal possession of teaching equipment and its severe deformation, to give a Jida Guo


幽默喜剧图片:大胆!公开扒下美女的内裤!

一位美术学院的男生与本院的人体模特恋爱,并使她怀孕,学校准备处分他,却一时又找不到合适的理由。 有一个老师灵机一动,在意见书上写到:“该生非法占有教学用具,并其严重变形,给予记大过一次

Humor comedy picture: the convertible to enjoy!

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Humor comedy picture: the convertible to enjoy!

Open a couple of cars on the road in the countryside of the problem and can not drag them through the car, going to night falls, the couple anxious mood is restless, two farmers left over, the husband and wife to ask them to help To promote the car.
"To the village four kilometers to go!" One farmer said with a smile, "one kilometer count of U.S. 20 yuan, if you are willing to pay 80 yuan, then
We can help. "
The couple were high on behalf of a false scare, but the farmer does not give way, so they had to agree. As a result of the two farmers while sweating profusely to the car to the village, and then took the U.S. pay 80 yuan to go back.
The farmer away, angry wife said: "It's take advantage of others!!"
Mr. proud to comfort his wife, said: "Do not gas! I have been walking along the way so that they push the brake!"


幽默喜剧图片:敞蓬车的享受!

一对夫妻开的车子在乡下的路上发生故障,没有可以拖曳他们的车子通过,夜幕快要低垂了,这对夫妻心情焦急,正坐立不安时,两个农夫走了过来,于是夫妻就请他们帮忙推动车子。
“到村里去有四公哩吧!”一个农夫微笑着说,“一公里算美金二十元,如果你愿意出八十元的话
,我们是能帮忙的。”
这对夫妻被昂贵的代假吓住了,但是农夫不肯让步,所以他们不得不同意。于是两个农夫流着大汗把车子推到村里,然后拿了八十元美金的报酬回去。
农夫走掉以后,太太气忿地说:“真是趁火打劫!!”
先生得意的安慰太太说:“别气!我一路上都一直踩着煞车让他们推的!”

Humor comedy picture: Avalokitesvara, which is also the leading Dance too. . .

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Humor comedy picture: Avalokitesvara, which is also the leading Dance too. . .

Southern Song Dynasty capital Lin'an (Hangzhou), the temple buildings in the city, popular incense. Fortunately, the day Emperor Yu Xiao Tianzhu Temple, see audio-visual concept of holding prayer beads in hand, asked: "What this Guanyin holding prayer beads?" With the visit in a net Master Hui: "Goddess of Mercy to study!" Xiao asked: "She read Own doing? "Master:" for others than for themselves! "


幽默喜剧图片:千手观音,这领舞的也太。。。

南宋建都临安(杭州)后,城内寺院林立,香火盛极一时。一天孝宗皇帝幸游天竺寺,见观音像手里握着念珠,问道:“这观音拿念珠干什么?”随游之净晖法师答:“念观音菩萨呀!”孝宗又问:“她念自己干什么?”法师答:“求人不如求己嘛!”

Humor comedy picture: This is what cupping can ah?

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Humor comedy picture: This is what cupping can ah?

There was a camel, one day, taking him in the desert, met with cactus, the cactus, he asked: "You Gan Ma?"

Cactus: "I ah? My acupuncture ah! Le you?"

Camel: "I ah? Cupping my ah!"


幽默喜剧图片:这东西也能拔罐啊?

有一只骆驼,有一天,他走在沙漠上,遇到了仙人掌,他问仙人掌:“你在干麻? ”

仙人掌:“我啊?我在针灸啊!那你勒?”

骆驼:“我啊?我在拔罐啊!”

Humor comedy picture: George W. Bush and little Bush

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Humor comedy picture: George W. Bush and little Bush

Americans have a shout at the White House before Bush is an idiot, the result immediately caught up. . . . On charges of leaking state secrets.


幽默喜剧图片:小布什和小小布什

有个美国人在白宫前大喊布什是白痴,结果马上就被抓起来了。。。。罪名是泄露国家机密。

Humor comedy picture: driving skills, and more can set her back!


Humor comedy picture: driving skills, and more can set her back!

One day, her mother returned home, the daughter of the room to hear the voices of strange news. The mother feel very strange to walk quietly, with his daughter has found a doll in the air "to do"! Mother very angry red in the past, said:

"Daughter, are you doing?"

"Mom! I have a 40-year-old daughter exciting ...." said

"Look at me, so long ugly, I can not get married, it is my husband."

After listening to her mother, can only shake our heads and sigh out of her daughter's room ... ...

The next day, her father returned home, his daughter heard the news room of strange sounds. The father feel very strange, and quietly walked, and saw her daughter with an inflatable doll in the "to do"! Dad was also very angry red in the past, said:

"Daughter, are you doing?"

"Dad! I have a 40-year-old daughter exciting ...." said

"Look at me, so long ugly, I can not get married, it is my husband."

After listening to his father, can only shake our heads and sigh out of her daughter's room ... ...

On the third day, my mother had to go home father found his daughter's arms around his right hand inflatable doll sitting in the living room sofa! The angry mother said:

"The old man to die, you Buxiang Huo!"

"What! I just chat with my son-in-law, ah just take a look at TV."



幽默喜剧图片:车技好,娃再多也能载过来!

一天,妈妈回到家,就听到女儿房间传出奇怪的声音。妈妈觉的很奇怪,就悄悄的走过看,竟发现女儿跟一个充气娃娃在“做事”!妈妈很生气冲过去说:

“女儿,你在干嘛?”

“妈!我已经40岁了....”女儿激动的说

“看看我,长的这么丑,我已经不可能结婚了,所以它就是我的丈夫。”

妈妈听完,只能摇头叹息的走出女儿的房间……

隔天,爸爸回到家,也听到女儿房间传出奇怪的声音。爸爸觉的很奇怪,也悄悄的走过看,又看到女儿跟一个充气娃娃在“做事”!爸爸也很生气冲过去说:

“女儿,你在干嘛?”

“爸!我已经40岁了....”女儿激动的说

“看看我,长的这么丑,我已经不可能结婚了,所以它就是我的丈夫。”

爸爸听完,也只能摇头叹息的走出女儿的房间……

第三天,妈妈回家竟发现爸爸右手搂着女儿的充气娃娃坐在客厅的沙发上!妈妈很生气的说:

“死老头,你不想活啦!”

“怎样!我只是跟我的女婿聊聊天、看看电视而已啊。”

Humor comedy picture: Rafael illegitimate children of Our Lady of China!

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Humor comedy picture: Rafael illegitimate children of Our Lady of China!

Xiao-chun to find a church priest confession:
"I committed a crime, carrying my husband with other men who have relations, please give me atonement!"
The priest asked her: "How many times have taken place in the relationship?"
She replied: "six times."
Father is very serious, said: "You read it twice 'Ave Maria' Well, this will be the Virgin Mary to forgive you!"
The next day, Mermaid also confess to the priest, said:
"I am carrying a husband with other men who have relations, please atone for me!"
"How many times have taken place in the relationship?"
She said: "five"
Father is very serious, said: "What do you read 'Ave Maria' ... ..." she began to ponder.
Mermaid does not see the priest to speak, asked the priest said:
"Ave Maria can read impunity?"
Father is very serious and replied: "No! You once again occur after the relations and return here to read 'Ave Maria' twice, so that the Virgin Mary will forgive you!"


幽默喜剧图片:拉斐尔圣母的中国私生子!

小春到教堂找神父忏悔:
  “我犯了罪,我背着丈夫跟别的男人发生关系,请你给我赎罪吧!”
  神父问她:“发生了多少次关系?”
  她答:“六次。”
  神父很严肃的说:“那你宣读『圣母颂』两遍好了,这样圣母玛丽亚就会原谅你啦!”
  第二天,美人鱼也向神父忏悔说:
  “我背着丈夫跟别的男人发生关系,请替我赎罪!”
  “发生了多少次关系呢?”
  她说:“五次”
  神父很严肃的说:“那你宣读『圣母颂』……”说着就开始沉思起来。
  美人鱼看神父不说话,就问神父说:
  “宣读圣母颂就可免罪了吗?”
  神父很严肃的回答说:“不是!你再去发生一次关系之后,回到这里来宣读『圣母颂』两遍,这样圣母玛丽亚就会原谅你啦!”

Humor comedy picture: what a beautiful ass?

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Humor comedy picture: what a beautiful ass?

Bebe: "brother, you look at yesterday's what film?"
Brother: "" fly to the moon ", a rocket flies high and fast."
Bebe: "Well, why rockets fly so fast?"
Brother: "Do you not seen the rocket flight, on the buttocks with a fire it? Fire on the bottom who can not run!"


笑话爆笑图片:哪个屁股漂亮?

贝贝:“哥哥,昨天你看的什么电影?”
  哥哥:“《飞往月球》,火箭飞得又快又高。”
  贝贝:“那么火箭为什么飞得那么快呀?”
  哥哥:“你没见火箭飞行时,屁股上有一团火吗?谁屁股上着了火能不快跑!”

Humor comedy picture: the beautiful women fart too much, the pants are. . .

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Humor comedy picture: the beautiful women fart too much, the pants are. . .

A pair of young men and women around the park, like the special fart girl, she thought of a way:

M: You heard the cuckoo call it?

M: heard.

M: I give you, cloth (fart sound) - Valley (the voice of the mouth).

F: heard of it?

M: fart sound too, heard of clearance.



笑话爆笑图片:美女的屁太厉害了,把裤子都......

一对青年男女在公园约会时,女孩特别想放屁,她想了个办法:

    女:你听过布谷鸟叫吗?

    男:没听过。

    女:我给你学,布(放屁声)-谷(口中发出的声音)。

    女:听清了吗?

    男:放屁声太大,没听清。