Humor Comedy picture: clinging to her in the back!

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Humor Comedy picture: clinging to her in the back!

One day, the head of a military parade. I came to the soldiers with their hands in front of his chest just sit back and relax, to the praise: "The young man, very well-developed chest!"
The answer to just listen to the soldiers: "the head of the report, I am a female."

Fairy tales, who is the smallest of the chest? A: Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by a big wolf


笑话爆笑图片：在后面抱住她！

某日,一首长阅兵.来到一战士面前用手拍拍其胸膛,称赞到:"小伙子,胸肌挺发达嘛!"
　　只听这位战士回答到:"报告首长,我是女兵."
　　
　　童话故事里谁的胸部最小？答：小红帽，因为她的奶奶被大野狼吃掉了

Humor Comedy picture: screaming! Ah ~~~~~

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Humor Comedy picture: screaming! Ah ~~~~~

Afghanistan has a strange river, the usual cold and his wife both a lack of enthusiasm, but every
Months, no matter where he, as long as the time comes, he will be a scream
Sound, and then the impulse to the room with his wife, frantically making love with her.
And another 12 months to a day in the afternoon, his wife heard the sharp call
She went outside and full of joy, hugged her husband.
"Good goat, do you want to do?" Ah sneer at the river: "It is our garage on fire."

笑话爆笑图片：尖叫声！啊~~~~~

阿溪有个怪，平日他太太既冷淡又缺乏热情，但每隔
二个月，无论他在什么地方，只要时间一到，他都会尖叫一
声，然后冲动的抱着太太到房里，疯狂地与她做爱。
另一次二个月又到了，一天下午，他的太太又听到尖锐的叫声
，她满心欢喜地跑到外面，拥抱她的老公。
「好色鬼，你想干什么?」阿溪讥笑道:「是我们的车库着火了。」

Humor Comedy picture: kiss difficult!

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Humor Comedy picture: kiss difficult!


A trend of schools opening up, often women and men kissing on the school playground, the school held a meeting to stop kissing, a class of students to teachers to return to:
"After studying the decision, the Vice-Chancellor and I decided not to kiss on the playground"
To wear under laugh. Aware of their teacher was wrong. On added:
"I and the Vice-Chancellor's decision not to have our nose kiss happened,"
Under a laugh!

笑话爆笑图片：高难度接吻！


某学校风气开放，男女经常在学校操场上接吻，于是学校召开会议制止接吻，某班主任回到教师对学生们说：　
“经研究决定，我和校长决定不在操场上接吻了”　
底下穿来一阵笑声。老师意识到自己说错了。就补充道：　
“我和校长决定不在我们的鼻子底下有接吻的事情发生了”，　
底下一阵大笑！

Humor Comedy picture: the exposed nipple!

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Humor Comedy picture: the exposed nipple!

And a woman came to the birthplace of mad cow disease, to the annoyance of being the cause of mad cow ranchers asked. Ranchers angry reply: If you touch every day by the nipple, rather than make love with you, you will not be so crazy?!


笑话爆笑图片：乳头露了！

一女来到疯牛病的发源地,向正在烦恼的牧场主询问疯牛的起因。牧场主恼怒的回答:假如您每天被抚摸乳头,而不与您做爱,你会不会疯呢?!