2008-10-05

Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the devil!

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Humor Comedy picture: Beauty and the devil!


1, beautiful women: "Let's eat at night?"
Meng Nan: "Let's eat chicken?"
Beauty: "You eat that, or?
Meng Nan: -!

2, beautiful women: "You see, my chest is not big!"
Meng Nan: "do not look out of touch to know!"
Beauty: "What do you feel!"
Meng Nan: "so how hard?"
Beauty: "I put a half a coconut shell!"
Meng Nan: -!

3, beautiful women: "You say that I am the United States?"
Meng Nan: "Of course the United States!
Beauty: "Where is the best?"
Meng Nan: "In addition to the United States does not place all the rest of the United States!"
Beauty:

4, Meng Nan, "I can now look-you?"
Beauty: "Certainly."
Meng Nan: "I kiss you."
Beauty: "I do not have said that the kiss you."
Meng Nan: "That's where my parents?"
Beauty: "ass!"
Meng Nan: -!


笑话爆笑图片:美女与魔鬼!


1、美女:“咱们晚上吃什么?”
  猛男:“咱们吃鸡吧?”
  美女:“是吃你的那个,还是?
  猛男:――!
    
2、 美女:“你看我的胸部大不大!”
  猛男:“看不出来,摸摸才知道!”
  美女:“那你摸摸!”
  猛男:“怎么这么硬?”
  美女:“我放了半个椰子壳!”
  猛男:――!
    
3、 美女:“你说我美吗?”
  猛男:“当然美!
  美女:“哪里最美?”
  猛男:“除了不美的地方剩下的都美!”
  美女:
    
4、 猛男“我可不可以现在亲你一下?”
  美女:“当然可以。”
  猛男:“那我亲嘴啦。”
  美女:“我又没说让你亲嘴。”
  猛男:“那我亲哪里?”
  美女:“屁股!”
  猛男:――!