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Humor Comedy picture: people die like a dog!
Three dogs
Three dogs in pet cages in the hospital yard. A sad dog and said: "The master's daughter, likes to kick me, I bite her leg, the owner had sent me humanely destroyed, Wu Wuwu." Dog B is also very sad to say: "The master's son is always on I have a pee, I had bitten his small Jiji, I will be sent to the owner to humanely destroyed, Wu Wuwu. "C followed by a dog about his story:" My master is a single woman. Yesterday she finished Shower naked out of the bathroom, all of a sudden bending Qujian anything, I could not help Pushang to lie on her back ... ... "" you sure she was sent to the destruction of humanity. "" No, "he said." It was We should castrate you? "," No. So that only the owner of the doctors here to help me repair no more than a manicure. "
笑话爆笑图片:人模狗样!
三条狗
三条狗关在宠物医院的铁笼子里。甲狗伤心地说:“主人的女儿喜欢踢我,我咬了她的腿,主人就把我送来人道毁灭,呜呜呜。”乙狗也很伤心地说:“主人的儿子老是对着我撒尿,我咬伤了他那小鸡鸡,主人就将我送到来人道毁灭,呜呜呜。”丙狗接着说起了自己的故事:“我的主人是个单身女人。昨天她洗完澡光着身子走出浴室,突然弯腰去拣什么东西,我忍不住扑上去趴在她背上……”“那你肯定是被她送来人道毁灭的。”“不对。”“那是要把你阉了?”“也不是。主人只是让这里的医生帮我修修指甲而已。”