Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart
Xiaoming home by cattle to make money. But one day, dead cattle, so Xiaoming father went to jump into the sea.
The results met a mermaid, the mermaid asked: "Why do you want to jump into the sea?"
Xiao-ming's father replied: "Because my family's dead cattle, so I have to jump into the sea."
Mermaid said: "As long as you do me two times, I let your cattle back to life."
The results Xiaoming father did only three times on the hanging.
Later this small know, he has to jump into the sea, have encountered the same mermaid.
Mermaid listened to the malicious Xiaoming, said: "As long as you do me two times ....."
The results Xiaoming done on her three times, the mermaid was surprised to ask: "Fuck! So how do you take?"
Xiao-Ming, said proudly: "Otherwise, how my family's cattle would die?"
笑话爆笑图片：丰满的美人鱼，男人看了都心动
小明家是靠牛来赚钱的。但有一天，牛死了，所以小明的爸爸就去跳海。
结果遇到了一位美人鱼，美人鱼问：“你为什么要跳海？”
小明的爸爸答道：“因为我家的牛死了，所以我要跳海。”
美人鱼说：“只要你干我二十次，我就让你的牛复活。”
结果小明的爸爸只干了三次就挂了。
后来这事让小明知道了，他也去跳海，同样也遇到美人鱼。
美人鱼听了小明来意后，说：“只要你干我二十次.....”
结果小明就干了她三百次，美人鱼惊讶地问：“靠！你怎么这么猛？”
小明神气地说：“不然，我家的牛怎么会死？”
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