2008-10-08
Humor Comedy picture: no underwear
Humor Comedy picture: no underwear
There are two couples playing cards together. Zhang accidentally drop a card on the ground, he would pick up drilling under the table, he looked up and found that Wang's wife did not wear underpants. He was shocked, hit his head on the table, drilled out when flushing of the face. Wang's wife read out to see her lower body, mounted on the right to do the same.
After that, his wife Wang Xiao Zhang received the phone, she asked: "You're drilling under the table yesterday, is not seen me Mochuanneiku?" Zhang sorry to say: "Yes! I can not intentional." Mrs. Wang said: "It does not matter." Paused, "now know that, I would like to ask you a word, I want to?" Flattered Xiao Zhang, said: "Of course, like!" Mrs. Wang said: "Well, Now that I think of you, you just yesterday that we won back to 5000 yuan me, I will give you the best quality service. "Zhang thought for a while and said:" All right! Wang overtime Sunday, noon to Your home. "Mrs. Wang said:" Good! Table so I will give you your favorite things. "
By Sunday, Zhang's schedule came and took 5000 yuan of the money to Mrs. Wang. Wang failed to keep the appointment is not his wife, Xiao Zhang has done a really favorite. And then on into the bedroom together ... ...
They have been playing to come back soon, Xiao Wang, Zhang and Wang is the wife kiss goodbye.
After a while, Xiao Wang has been working, on the inside: "Zhang came?" Mrs. Wang surprised some, busy at his head, said: "However, he did not stay inside a minute left." Wang went on: "5000 yuan of money to you?" Mrs. Wang thought: "My God, how he knows?" So the honest, said: "Yes, he gave me five Thousand dollars of money. "" Would be good. "Wang said:" This morning, he came to my office told me the money borrowed 5000 yuan. I did not like him because he won yesterday, we have money to 5000 yuan . He said, and so anxious, I returned to the afternoon. I waited for one afternoon, nor did he wait until this person. I just work when he saw, he said that the money for you. I thought he was Lying! "
笑话爆笑图片:内裤没有了
有两对夫妻在一起打牌。小张一不小心掉地上一张牌,他就钻到桌子底下去捡,可他抬头一看,发现小王的太太没有穿内裤。他吓了一跳,脑袋撞在桌子上,钻出来时满脸通红。小王的太太看出来看到了自己的下身,就装做没事一样。
事后,小张接到小王太太的电话,她问:“你昨天钻到桌子底下是不是看到了我没穿内裤?”小张不好意思地说:“是的!可我不是故意的。”小王太太说: “没关系。”停了一会儿,“既然看到了,我想问你一句话,想得到我吗?”小张受宠若惊,说:“当然想!”小王太太说:“好吧,你既然想得到我,你就把昨天赢我们的那五千元还给我,我会给你最优质服务的。”小张想了想说:“好吧!星期天小王加班,我中午去你家。”小王太太说:“好!我会给你做一桌你最爱吃的东西。”
星期天到了,小张如期的来了,把五千元钱交给了小王太太。小王太太也不失约,真的做了小张最爱吃的。然后就一起进了卧室……
他们一直玩到小王快回来的时候,小张这才和小王太太吻别。
过了一会儿,小王下班了,进屋就问:“小张来过了吗?”小王太太有些吃惊,忙点点头说:“来过,他进屋没呆一分钟就走了。”小王接着问:“他给你五千元钱了吗?”小王太太心想:“天啊,他怎么都知道了?”所以老老实实的说:“是的,他给了我五千元钱。”“那就好。”小王说:“今天上午,他来到我办公室向我借了五千元钱。我本不想借他的,因为他昨天赢了我们五千元钱。可他说等着急用,下午就还给我。可我等了一下午,也没有等到他这个人。我刚才下班的时候看到了他,他说把钱给你了。我还以为他在说谎呢!”