Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

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Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

A young beauty wearing a tight dress to be on the bus, because of tight skirts can not lift his legs and not to get on the train, she secretly on hand to the back of a button solved, but still do not, the solution also Opened a

, But do not, it also solved a. But still do not. At this time a man after seeing this, on hand to help her solve a button, the woman came out feeling, Hui Touchong a man called the "flow

Meng! "Wronged man:" I am a rogue? You untie the three buttons in front of me, I did not voice support, I just solution of a button you! "


笑话爆笑图片：不可拒绝的诱惑！

一妙龄美女穿一紧身裙要上公共汽车，由于裙子太紧抬不起腿来而不能上车，于是她就偷偷地伸手将后面的一个扣子解开了，可是还是上不去，就又解开了一

个，但还是上不去，就又解开了一个。但仍上不去。这时后面一男子见状，就伸手帮她解开了一个扣子，该女子感觉出来了，就回头冲男人骂了一句“流

氓”！ 男子很委屈地说：“我是流氓？你解开了我前面的三个扣子，我都没支声，我只解了你一个扣子！”

Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

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Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

Customer: "You promote the successful experience of home?"
Salesman: "Every housewife opened the door, my first words are: 'girl, your mother home?'"


笑话爆笑图片：让球员走神的秘诀！

顾客：“你搞入户推销的成功经验是什么？”
　　推销员：“每个家庭主妇开门后，我的第一句话是：‘小姑娘，你妈妈在家吗？’”

Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

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Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

Managers had just finished a birthday, but facial expression. A friend asked in every possible way, he can tell us why: "I birthday yesterday, Secretary of the beautiful woman said to me: 'come to my house at night, I birthday to you'. If I come about, the secretary said: 'You first Waiting for the living room, I went to the bedroom to prepare about 5 minutes after you come in, we give you a surprise '. 5 minutes after I pushed open the bedroom door, all of my colleagues are also prepared for me a cake. "
"This is not good?" A friend said.
"But I go in the naked!" Said the manager.

笑话爆笑图片：猴秘书！

某经理刚刚过完生日，却愁眉苦脸。朋友百般询问，他才说出原因：“昨天我过生日，漂亮的女秘书对我说：‘晚上到我家来，我给你过生日’。我如约来到，女秘书说：‘你先在客厅等着，我去卧室准备一下，5分钟以后你进来，一定给你一个惊喜’。5分钟以后我推开卧室的门，公司所有的同事都在，还为我准备了一个蛋糕。”
　　“这不是很好吗？”朋友说。
　　“可是，我是光着身子进去的呀！”经理说。

Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

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Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

A university teacher to the students on the reasoning class, the students, he said: "You are college students, must speak indirectly, for example, you see a girl on the bottom there is a grass, you have told her that her grass On the shoulders, so that her shoulder down the natural look down on the bottom to see on the grass. "
At this time there is a girl to stand up and say to him: "You tie a teacher on the zipper open."


领带不仅仅是好看的，也能遮风挡雨！

有一位大学老师给同学们上论理课,他同学们说:“你们是大学生了,说话一定要婉转,比如说你看到一位女生的屁股上有一根草,你要对她说草在她的肩上,这样她顺着肩往下看自然就看见屁股上的草了.”
正在这时有一位女生站起来对他说:“老师你领带上的拉链开了.”

Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

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Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

Mother with a small force to listen to the concert, he is obviously very interested in command of the eyes with baton,

Symphony Orchestra to see for a while, take a look at for a while soprano solo,

The effort to find out the relationship between the middle and he finally concluded Zhuantou Wen said his mother:

"Mom in the middle ~ uncle why that has been holding a stick to threaten the aunt?"

"No! Why do you say that his uncle threatened her with?"

"That's why she has been screaming?"


笑话爆笑图片：日本裸体音乐会，的确好看！

妈带小力去听音乐会，他显然对指挥很感兴趣，眼睛跟着指挥棒，

一会儿看看交响乐团、一会儿看看独唱女高音，

努力的要找出中间的关系，最后他终于得到结论，转头问他妈妈说：

「妈妈～中间那个叔叔为什么一直拿棍子吓那个阿姨？」

「没有！你为什么说那个叔叔吓她？」

「那她为什么一直尖叫？」

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Chiri heat, the fat-mm walking along the street. She walked, suddenly found themselves after a Jinjindigen did not know the boy. "Do you have what I help you?" Fat boy to ask to turned mm. "No, thank you. I just like the sunshine in the shadow of the walk." Very polite boy said.


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的女人们

赤日炎炎，一胖mm沿着街走路。她走着走着，突然发现自身后紧紧地跟着一个不相识的男孩。“你有什么事需要我帮忙吗？”胖mm回过身来问男孩儿。“不，谢谢。我只是喜欢在太阳照不到的阴影下走路。”男孩儿很有礼貌地说。

Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

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Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

A campaign vehicle of Chen Shui-bian's campaign team opened the village to happen in the unfortunate mountain in the car on the road, farm fields are old farmers see this scene, rushed to the scene of the accident, but the people on board dead So he dug a pit, a few politicians are buried. A few days later, in charge of the police accident investigation found that the old farmers, he asked that a few politicians go, the old farmer said, has been buried, the police quickly asked: "They are all dead?" Farmer replied: "Ah, I see that Chen Shui-bian to bury him when I screamed, said he does not have to die." Police said: "That's how you have to bury him?" Farmer, said: "Do you know of to do this, Chen Shui-bian has never said that The truth ... "


笑话爆笑图片：当世界上，只有一个男人时！

一辆竞选车载着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造势，不幸在山间小路上翻车，正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个土坑，把几个政客都埋了。过了几天，负责事故勘察的警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问：“他们都死了吗？” 老农回答说：“ 嗯～我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。” 警察说：“那你怎么也把他埋了？”老农说：“你知道的嘛～这个陈水扁从不说实话的...”

Humor Comedy picture: shit!

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Humor Comedy picture: shit!

A doctor has always been sloppy, the first in history to write a "statement anus."

Director of the doctors discovered a very angry at the bottom of its eye-catching to grant a "nonsense."


笑话爆笑图片：屁话！

某医生一向马虎，一次在病历上写了“肛门发言”。

主任医生发现后非常生气，在其下方醒目地批上了“屁话”。

Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

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Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

Xiaoming home by cattle to make money. But one day, dead cattle, so Xiaoming father went to jump into the sea.

The results met a mermaid, the mermaid asked: "Why do you want to jump into the sea?"

Xiao-ming's father replied: "Because my family's dead cattle, so I have to jump into the sea."

Mermaid said: "As long as you do me two times, I let your cattle back to life."

The results Xiaoming father did only three times on the hanging.

Later this small know, he has to jump into the sea, have encountered the same mermaid.

Mermaid listened to the malicious Xiaoming, said: "As long as you do me two times ....."

The results Xiaoming done on her three times, the mermaid was surprised to ask: "Fuck! So how do you take?"

Xiao-Ming, said proudly: "Otherwise, how my family's cattle would die?"


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的美人鱼，男人看了都心动

小明家是靠牛来赚钱的。但有一天，牛死了，所以小明的爸爸就去跳海。

结果遇到了一位美人鱼，美人鱼问：“你为什么要跳海？”

小明的爸爸答道：“因为我家的牛死了，所以我要跳海。”

美人鱼说：“只要你干我二十次，我就让你的牛复活。”

结果小明的爸爸只干了三次就挂了。

后来这事让小明知道了，他也去跳海，同样也遇到美人鱼。

美人鱼听了小明来意后，说：“只要你干我二十次.....”

结果小明就干了她三百次，美人鱼惊讶地问：“靠！你怎么这么猛？”

小明神气地说：“不然，我家的牛怎么会死？”

Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

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Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

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Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

A pair of clandestine love affair between men and women, not men in the busy in solving problems, sorry to say: "Your hymen is resistant Kennedy miles! Dear, if I had known in advance that you are a virgin, I would not do so busy."

"If you do not so busy," Xing Xing woman said, "I will first take off the underwear."

笑话爆笑图片：中华有神功！

一双男女偷情，男的在勿忙中解决问题之后，歉意地说：“你的处女膜很坚耐哩！亲爱的，如果我事先知道你是处女，我就不会那么勿忙了。”

　　“如果你不是那么勿忙，”女的悻悻地说，“我会先把内裤脱掉的。”

Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

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Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

There are a plane ride above, there is a German-Americans, one Japanese and one Chinese, and half of the aircraft to fly

Not all of a sudden the oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their British

And hung up the spirit of the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States of America! ! And then jump on it! Plane

..... Continue to fly at this time the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, it's a person to jump off! So the Germans

To come forward, the plane reached the hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! It followed a jump! Following the aircraft

..... Continued to fly at this time the captain announced, said: No, or weight, a person must jump! Chinese people to see

A Japanese, to stand up and walked to the aircraft hatch, the Japanese quickly came to the Chinese people firmly hold the hand:

Good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese who shouted out: Long live the People's Republic of China! ! Then the foot

Japanese kick to go on! ! ......


笑话爆笑图片：911原来是日本人搞的？

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人，飞机飞到一半

突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量，于是那美国人就发挥其个人英

雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声：美利坚和众国万岁！！然后就跳下去了！飞机

继续飞.....这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还的跳下去一个人！于是德国人

就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声：德意志帝国万岁！也跟着跳了下去！飞机继

续飞..... 这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看

了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手：

好兄弟，我不会忘了你的！中国人高呼一声：中华人民共和国万岁！！ 接着一脚把

日本人给踹下去了！！......

Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

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Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

In the bar, and Xing Xing, a man faithful to the wine, said: "did not expect, I will say to me, too much dishonesty."
"How is it?"
"She did not go home last night and asked her where she told me that her sister and all night together."
"Rather than Really?"
"She is lying, because last night I was with her sister together."

笑话爆笑图片：喜欢带绿帽子！

在酒吧间，一位男子悻悻地对酒友们说：“没想到，我太大会对我不忠实。”
　　“怎么回事？”
　　“昨晚她没有回家，问她去哪里了，她告诉我说她整晚和妹妹在一起。”
　　“不是真的吗？”
　　“她在说谎，因为昨天晚上是我和她妹妹在一起的。”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

A long-distance freight drivers on the way to a restaurant for dinner, just walked into the hotel, laughing attendants see it, they discovered that the Treasury did not zip-up, good zipper Mangla, waiter and asked: "You just see that?" Laughed waiter A: "Nothing, only to see a jack and two bad tires."


笑话爆笑图片：女人修车，不用千斤顶！

一长途司机运货途中到一饭店吃饭，刚走进饭店，见服务员窃笑不已，才发现库子拉链未拉上，忙拉好拉链，并问服务员：“你刚才看到了什么？”服务员笑答：“没什么，只看到一个千斤顶和两个烂轮胎。”

Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

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Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

Conductor: "your child wear long pants, can not buy a half-price ticket."
Young mothers: "Oh, you buy depends on the length of pants? Well, I can be free?"


笑话爆笑图片：时尚少女！

售票员：“你的孩子都穿这么长的裤子了，不能再买半票了。”
　　年轻母亲：“哦，买票要看裤子长短吗？那么，我今天可以免费了？”

Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

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Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

Yang Yang often told his mother: "When can not wear skirts swing; otherwise would be to see small boys inside the small underwear
Oh! "
One day, Yang Yang was pleased to mother said: "I Xiaoming and the swing game, I did it!"
Mother angrily said: "not told you? Do not wear skirts swing!"
Yang Yang proud to say: "Oh, but I am smart! I took off his underwear inside the small, so that he can not see my
A small underwear! "


笑话爆笑图片：透视乳罩！

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤
哦！”
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”
妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”
羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的
小内裤了！”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

There is a big sister wave, running at 400 meters, her chest swelling of the face are pumped!

笑话爆笑图片：女人喝酒，真方便！

有个大波妹，大一时跑四百米，她的胸把脸都抽肿了！

Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

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Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

Neighbors in the vicinity of the market to take a snapshot of the pavilion as half-length film.
She entered the pavilion, photographed, then waiting for the automatic washing photos,
Dashing out of their photos, she picked up one, exclaimed: "My God, my photos as like monkeys!"
There is a woman behind the coldly said: "I am sorry, that was my, you have to wait for five minutes."

Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

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Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

After a heavy rain, floods submerged the beginning of the city. A priest at the church to pray, floods have Yandao of his body. At this time a lifeguard driving a small boat over to the priest: "Father! Up fast! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the lifeguards left. Yan Guo floods in the near future has been the head priest, Father had no choice but to reluctantly stand on the table. At this time, and a police boat drove up to the priest said: "The speed up!! Flood or you will drown!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the police left. And after a while, the floods have inundated the church, the priest had no choice but to struggle in the water clinging to the Cross. .. At this time a helicopter to open up and leave after the service ladder shouting: "Father!! Pulling rope ladder to climb!! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" Father or will very firmly said: " Not!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "As a result helicopters also left helpless. Father finally drowned. A paradise, with God the Father is very angry and asked: "how do you engage in it! So your people will believe you?" God said: "You Xiangzenmeyang in the end?! I have sent two small boats and a helicopter to save you!! "

Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

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Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

Wei, Shu against the two armed forces. Cao Cao and Liang Jiang Gan were first confrontation. Liang came to see Jiang Gan, asked: "do you good mother?." Jiang Gan had no choice but to answer in a low voice: "Good." Palm Springs and then roll saddle. Cao Cao personally into battle. Liang said, then asked: "speak, your mother?" Hearing this, Cao Cao, died vomiting blood. Bing Wei defeated.

笑话爆笑图片：哥哥，干我！

魏蜀两军对阵。曹操先派蒋干与诸葛亮交锋。亮见蒋干前来，问曰：“干，你娘好吗？”。蒋干只好低声回答：“好”。然后滚鞍落马。曹操亲自上阵。亮随之问曰：“操，你妈好吗？”曹操听后，吐血而亡。魏兵大败。