Humor Comedy picture: beautiful women between the legs gone
State TV, Film and Television, "Chimura 10,000 project" after the implementation of the cottage in the remote western Hunan has also been on television. Walled young people, migrant workers, an elderly husband and wife watch TV every day, looking at a gala presentation at , Did not dispute the old life husband and wife have taken place in a heated debate:
Lao Qi: for Taiwan, for Taiwan, please do not stare at women on the eyes straight, you get a call in the evening what you did not move, saying that the eye is not so.
Old lady: Do you eat their better vinegar, a woman heard a lot of these men, a Rengaomatai, is also how I turn mile, you will not do Kanji Yan?
Lao Qi: see looked on, the chair of the total how you move forward, is not to go into TV yo.
Old lady: How strange, how they have to open the lower part of the body as high as the hole it?
Lao Qi: You stared at the thigh to see what other people! Do not understand that? Tailor in the city are new, under heavy scissors, a hole longer do.
Old lady: Why should they breast exposed to it?
Lao Qi (Ningliaoyixia old lady's ears): You have too much more, ashamed to see a woman's breast!
Old lady: I do not look, they come out of it!
Lao Qi: the city is not the same woman, eat well, have bigger breast.
Old lady: That, of course, is heard to drink milk, cattle, large breast on it.
Lao Qi: women still do the city good to drink milk.
Old lady: I want to have something for you to the city.
Lao Qi: Why do you drink a woman grew up in breast milk yo, you heard on TV talk about what you are cattle, cattle they are!
笑话爆笑图片：美女两腿之间走光了
国家电影电视部电视"千村万户工程"落实后,湘西偏远的山寨里也有了电视.寨里年轻人都外出打工了,一对老夫妻天天守着电视机,在看一场颁奖晚会时,一生没有争吵的老夫妻发生了激烈的争论:
老妻:换台换台,你别盯着女人眼睛就直了,晚上叫你拿个什么东西你就是不动,说是眼睛不好使.
老夫:你别吃她们的醋好不,听说这些女人有很多男人的,一个个人高马大,怎么也轮不到我哩,看几眼不行么?
老妻:看就看呀,椅子怎么总往前移呀,是不是要钻进电视里去哟.
老夫:真奇怪,她们的下身怎么都要开那么高的口子呢?
老妻:你盯着人家大腿看干嘛!那不明白?城里的裁缝都是新手,剪刀下重了,口子拉长了嘛.
老夫:那她们为什么要把奶子露出来呢?
老妻(拧了一下老夫的耳朵):你越来越过份了,看女人的奶子不害臊!
老夫:又不是我要看,它们掉出来了嘛!
老妻:城里女人就不一样,吃得好,奶子都大些.
老夫:那当然,听说是喝的牛奶,牛大,奶子就大呀.
老妻:还是做城里女人好,有牛奶喝.
老夫:要不我进城给你买点去.
老妻:你以为什么女人都喝牛奶长大奶子哟,你没听电视里讲什么很牛么,她们都属牛!
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