Humor Comedy picture: two men and a woman in bed!
After the three P's children!
A woman walked into the police station to apply for household registration comrades asked, "Comrade, I would like to give my children into account, how do I ask?"
, A comrade said: "The name of the Arab-Israeli Jiaosha?"
The woman revealed embarrassing expression Yuyanyouzhi.
"What he difficult? Please say so, perhaps we can help on." Comrade ask the police.
"Ah, yes, that night I told the three men Shangguo Chuang, surnamed Gao, a Lee, surnamed Chen. I am also not sure who the children of the Xingsha? How to do this? "The anxious woman said.
Police comrades said: "But wait, wait, good name, I help you from a family name, family name, 'Guo' it."
"Why Guo name?" The woman asked, puzzled.
Police comrades said: "The family name high above take 'a bit cross', take the following Lee's' son' word, take the family name Chen 'left ear', is not a word Guo it?, There were three , Who is not angry. "
"Ah, justified this fair, but under the new name, and how people play?" The woman asked.
"I help you play a character called 'spring' it." Chip in another police said.
"Why is called 'Spring'?" Woman who also asked not understand.
Police comrades said: "You are not on the same day with the three men Shang Guochuang it? 'Spring' is the word to open three on the same day means."
"Ah, the level of agreement was the scene at that time. But can no longer be able to help a word?" A little woman who said the push for too much.
"Well, to help people to help in the end, Buddha sent into days. To help you play a 'sea' word." Yet another to watch the police said.
" 'Sea' and what does this mean?" Woman who also asked not understand.
Police comrades, said: " 'Sea' is open to each point, that is to say that night every man has a little contribution."
The woman said, blushing: "The full name of the expense, including the circumstances surrounding the matter should be regarded as a clear picture. Thank you, the child's name is called 'Guochun Hai' it!
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笑话爆笑图片：两男一女在床上！
三P后的孩子！
有一个女子走进派出所，向办理户口登记的同志问“同志，我想给我孩子入户口，请问怎么办？”
一位同志说：“叫啥姓名阿？”
那位女子露出了为难的表情，欲言又止。
“有啥困难？请说出来，或许我们能帮上忙。”警察同志问。
“嗯，是这样，那天晚上我跟三位男人上过床，一位姓高、一位姓李、一位姓陈。我也搞不清楚孩子是谁的，该姓啥？这怎么办？”女子着急的说。
警察同志说：“别急，别急，姓好起，我帮你起个姓，就姓‘郭’吧。”
“干吗姓郭？”那位女子不解地问。
警察同志说：“姓高的取上面‘一点一横一口’，姓李的取下面‘子’字，姓陈的取‘左耳旁’，不就是一个郭字吗？，三人都有份，谁都不生气。”
“嗯，有道理，这公平，但有了姓，名怎么起呢？”那位女子问。
“我帮你起一个字，就叫‘春’吧。”另一位警察插嘴说。
“干吗叫‘春’呢？”那位女子又不解地问。
警察同志说：“你不是同一天跟三位男人上过床吗？‘春’字拆开来就是三人同一天的意思。”
“嗯，有水平，很吻合当时的情景。但能不能再帮忙起一个字？”那位女子有点得寸进尺的说。
“好好，帮人帮到底，送佛送上天。就帮你起个‘海’字。”又有一位看热闹的警察说。
“‘海’又是什么意思？”那位女子又不解地问。
警察同志说：“‘海’拆开来是每人一点，也就是说那天晚上每位男人都有一点贡献。”
那位女子红着脸说：“姓名能全面慨括事情来龙去脉，总算交待清楚了。谢谢，孩子的名字就叫‘郭春海’吧 ！
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