Monkeys with guards
The artist and his wife have two off the track record of the marriage, do not trust each other, one day her husband left his wife for fear that her husband contraband, and then in his sexual organs on a small painting of two monkeys, and the husband not to be outdone, the wife of Painting a private part of a small guard, said: "You have to keep goal for me."
In the evening, her husband returned home, his wife take off her husband's pants to check and found that two monkeys are, of course, but the location is not right.
His wife said: "The two monkeys in the wrong position, I am not a painting of two, it seems that you and I go back to the chaos."
Husband argued that: "This is obviously two monkeys, you are in trouble, I find."
His wife said: "I was two monkeys where the site is relatively low in the bushes near, howl! Now almost the end ...."
Husband rhetorically defending itself: "The monkeys would climb trees and bushes in the morning, the climb is now the top target in archery did not even wonder."
As a result, he began his inspection, they found the original painting of the small guards in the door on the left post, now turned into the right side, suddenly furious, scolded: "You're robber beat it, dare to quarrel with me? The guard While you were painted as well, but you draw the wrong direction but that the left now to the right side ... "
His wife said: "The gatekeepers of the guard changing of the guard is not it? He also reached the right side of right!"
Her husband was furious: "nonsense."
Wife sneered: "You only the monkeys would climb trees, not on my guard changing of the guard? You outrageous!"
笑话爆笑图片：猴子与卫兵
两个画家夫妇都有婚姻出轨的记录，互相都不信任，有一天丈夫出门，妻子唯恐丈夫contraband，於是便在他的性器官上画了两支小猴子，而丈夫则不甘示弱，亦在妻子的私处画一个小卫兵，说：「你好好的替我守门。」
当天晚上，丈夫回家，妻子脱下丈夫的裤子加以检查，发现两支猴子固然还在，但是位置却不对了。
妻说：「这两支猴子的部位不对，不是我早上画的两支，看来你又背著我去乱来了。」
丈夫辩说：「明明就是这两支猴子，你是在找我麻烦。」
妻子说：「我那两支猴子所在的部位比较低，在靠近草丛里，呶！现在都快到头了．．．．」
丈夫强辩：「猴子会爬树的，早上它们在草丛里，现在爬上树顶也没什堋稀奇。」
於是，他开始检查妻子，却发现原先画的那个小卫兵，是在大门左边站岗，如今变成了右边，顿时大怒，骂道：「你这贼淫妇，还敢跟我吵？这个卫兵虽被你画得很像，但是你却把方向画错了，原来在左边，现在到了右边．．．」
妻子说：「守门的卫兵不是换岗的吗？他走到了右边也没错！」
丈夫大怒：「胡说八道。」
妻子冷笑道：「只许你的猴子会爬树，就不许我的卫兵换岗？你才岂有此理呢！」
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