Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

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Humor Comedy picture: not to refuse the temptation!

A young beauty wearing a tight dress to be on the bus, because of tight skirts can not lift his legs and not to get on the train, she secretly on hand to the back of a button solved, but still do not, the solution also Opened a

, But do not, it also solved a. But still do not. At this time a man after seeing this, on hand to help her solve a button, the woman came out feeling, Hui Touchong a man called the "flow

Meng! "Wronged man:" I am a rogue? You untie the three buttons in front of me, I did not voice support, I just solution of a button you! "


笑话爆笑图片：不可拒绝的诱惑！

一妙龄美女穿一紧身裙要上公共汽车，由于裙子太紧抬不起腿来而不能上车，于是她就偷偷地伸手将后面的一个扣子解开了，可是还是上不去，就又解开了一

个，但还是上不去，就又解开了一个。但仍上不去。这时后面一男子见状，就伸手帮她解开了一个扣子，该女子感觉出来了，就回头冲男人骂了一句“流

氓”！ 男子很委屈地说：“我是流氓？你解开了我前面的三个扣子，我都没支声，我只解了你一个扣子！”

Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

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Humor Comedy picture: let the players take the secrets of God!

Customer: "You promote the successful experience of home?"
Salesman: "Every housewife opened the door, my first words are: 'girl, your mother home?'"


笑话爆笑图片：让球员走神的秘诀！

顾客：“你搞入户推销的成功经验是什么？”
　　推销员：“每个家庭主妇开门后，我的第一句话是：‘小姑娘，你妈妈在家吗？’”

Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

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Humor Comedy picture: Secretary of the Monkey!

Managers had just finished a birthday, but facial expression. A friend asked in every possible way, he can tell us why: "I birthday yesterday, Secretary of the beautiful woman said to me: 'come to my house at night, I birthday to you'. If I come about, the secretary said: 'You first Waiting for the living room, I went to the bedroom to prepare about 5 minutes after you come in, we give you a surprise '. 5 minutes after I pushed open the bedroom door, all of my colleagues are also prepared for me a cake. "
"This is not good?" A friend said.
"But I go in the naked!" Said the manager.

笑话爆笑图片：猴秘书！

某经理刚刚过完生日，却愁眉苦脸。朋友百般询问，他才说出原因：“昨天我过生日，漂亮的女秘书对我说：‘晚上到我家来，我给你过生日’。我如约来到，女秘书说：‘你先在客厅等着，我去卧室准备一下，5分钟以后你进来，一定给你一个惊喜’。5分钟以后我推开卧室的门，公司所有的同事都在，还为我准备了一个蛋糕。”
　　“这不是很好吗？”朋友说。
　　“可是，我是光着身子进去的呀！”经理说。

Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

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Humor Comedy picture: The tie is not only good-looking, but also Zhefengdangyu!

A university teacher to the students on the reasoning class, the students, he said: "You are college students, must speak indirectly, for example, you see a girl on the bottom there is a grass, you have told her that her grass On the shoulders, so that her shoulder down the natural look down on the bottom to see on the grass. "
At this time there is a girl to stand up and say to him: "You tie a teacher on the zipper open."


领带不仅仅是好看的，也能遮风挡雨！

有一位大学老师给同学们上论理课,他同学们说:“你们是大学生了,说话一定要婉转,比如说你看到一位女生的屁股上有一根草,你要对她说草在她的肩上,这样她顺着肩往下看自然就看见屁股上的草了.”
正在这时有一位女生站起来对他说:“老师你领带上的拉链开了.”

Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

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Humor Comedy picture: of Japan nudity concerts, really good-looking!

Mother with a small force to listen to the concert, he is obviously very interested in command of the eyes with baton,

Symphony Orchestra to see for a while, take a look at for a while soprano solo,

The effort to find out the relationship between the middle and he finally concluded Zhuantou Wen said his mother:

"Mom in the middle ~ uncle why that has been holding a stick to threaten the aunt?"

"No! Why do you say that his uncle threatened her with?"

"That's why she has been screaming?"


笑话爆笑图片：日本裸体音乐会，的确好看！

妈带小力去听音乐会，他显然对指挥很感兴趣，眼睛跟着指挥棒，

一会儿看看交响乐团、一会儿看看独唱女高音，

努力的要找出中间的关系，最后他终于得到结论，转头问他妈妈说：

「妈妈～中间那个叔叔为什么一直拿棍子吓那个阿姨？」

「没有！你为什么说那个叔叔吓她？」

「那她为什么一直尖叫？」

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Humor Comedy picture: full of women

Chiri heat, the fat-mm walking along the street. She walked, suddenly found themselves after a Jinjindigen did not know the boy. "Do you have what I help you?" Fat boy to ask to turned mm. "No, thank you. I just like the sunshine in the shadow of the walk." Very polite boy said.


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的女人们

赤日炎炎，一胖mm沿着街走路。她走着走着，突然发现自身后紧紧地跟着一个不相识的男孩。“你有什么事需要我帮忙吗？”胖mm回过身来问男孩儿。“不，谢谢。我只是喜欢在太阳照不到的阴影下走路。”男孩儿很有礼貌地说。

Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

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Humor Comedy picture: When the world, when there is only one man!

A campaign vehicle of Chen Shui-bian's campaign team opened the village to happen in the unfortunate mountain in the car on the road, farm fields are old farmers see this scene, rushed to the scene of the accident, but the people on board dead So he dug a pit, a few politicians are buried. A few days later, in charge of the police accident investigation found that the old farmers, he asked that a few politicians go, the old farmer said, has been buried, the police quickly asked: "They are all dead?" Farmer replied: "Ah, I see that Chen Shui-bian to bury him when I screamed, said he does not have to die." Police said: "That's how you have to bury him?" Farmer, said: "Do you know of to do this, Chen Shui-bian has never said that The truth ... "


笑话爆笑图片：当世界上，只有一个男人时！

一辆竞选车载着陈水扁竞选团队开到乡村去造势，不幸在山间小路上翻车，正在农田里干活的老农民看见这情景，就赶到出事地点，可是车上的人都死光了，于是他挖了一个土坑，把几个政客都埋了。过了几天，负责事故勘察的警察找到那个老农民，问他那几个政客到哪里去了，老农民说己经埋了，警察赶紧追问：“他们都死了吗？” 老农回答说：“ 嗯～我看到陈水扁在我埋他的时候大叫说他还没死。” 警察说：“那你怎么也把他埋了？”老农说：“你知道的嘛～这个陈水扁从不说实话的...”

Humor Comedy picture: shit!

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Humor Comedy picture: shit!

A doctor has always been sloppy, the first in history to write a "statement anus."

Director of the doctors discovered a very angry at the bottom of its eye-catching to grant a "nonsense."


笑话爆笑图片：屁话！

某医生一向马虎，一次在病历上写了“肛门发言”。

主任医生发现后非常生气，在其下方醒目地批上了“屁话”。

Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

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Humor Comedy picture: the plump mermaid, a man read all heart

Xiaoming home by cattle to make money. But one day, dead cattle, so Xiaoming father went to jump into the sea.

The results met a mermaid, the mermaid asked: "Why do you want to jump into the sea?"

Xiao-ming's father replied: "Because my family's dead cattle, so I have to jump into the sea."

Mermaid said: "As long as you do me two times, I let your cattle back to life."

The results Xiaoming father did only three times on the hanging.

Later this small know, he has to jump into the sea, have encountered the same mermaid.

Mermaid listened to the malicious Xiaoming, said: "As long as you do me two times ....."

The results Xiaoming done on her three times, the mermaid was surprised to ask: "Fuck! So how do you take?"

Xiao-Ming, said proudly: "Otherwise, how my family's cattle would die?"


笑话爆笑图片：丰满的美人鱼，男人看了都心动

小明家是靠牛来赚钱的。但有一天，牛死了，所以小明的爸爸就去跳海。

结果遇到了一位美人鱼，美人鱼问：“你为什么要跳海？”

小明的爸爸答道：“因为我家的牛死了，所以我要跳海。”

美人鱼说：“只要你干我二十次，我就让你的牛复活。”

结果小明的爸爸只干了三次就挂了。

后来这事让小明知道了，他也去跳海，同样也遇到美人鱼。

美人鱼听了小明来意后，说：“只要你干我二十次.....”

结果小明就干了她三百次，美人鱼惊讶地问：“靠！你怎么这么猛？”

小明神气地说：“不然，我家的牛怎么会死？”

Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

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Humor Comedy picture: the Mafia were torn sister!

Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

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Humor Comedy picture: a Chinese martial art!

A pair of clandestine love affair between men and women, not men in the busy in solving problems, sorry to say: "Your hymen is resistant Kennedy miles! Dear, if I had known in advance that you are a virgin, I would not do so busy."

"If you do not so busy," Xing Xing woman said, "I will first take off the underwear."

笑话爆笑图片：中华有神功！

一双男女偷情，男的在勿忙中解决问题之后，歉意地说：“你的处女膜很坚耐哩！亲爱的，如果我事先知道你是处女，我就不会那么勿忙了。”

　　“如果你不是那么勿忙，”女的悻悻地说，“我会先把内裤脱掉的。”

Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

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Humor Comedy picture: 911 out of the original Japanese?

There are a plane ride above, there is a German-Americans, one Japanese and one Chinese, and half of the aircraft to fly

Not all of a sudden the oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their British

And hung up the spirit of the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States of America! ! And then jump on it! Plane

..... Continue to fly at this time the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, it's a person to jump off! So the Germans

To come forward, the plane reached the hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! It followed a jump! Following the aircraft

..... Continued to fly at this time the captain announced, said: No, or weight, a person must jump! Chinese people to see

A Japanese, to stand up and walked to the aircraft hatch, the Japanese quickly came to the Chinese people firmly hold the hand:

Good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese who shouted out: Long live the People's Republic of China! ! Then the foot

Japanese kick to go on! ! ......


笑话爆笑图片：911原来是日本人搞的？

有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人，飞机飞到一半

突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量，于是那美国人就发挥其个人英

雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声：美利坚和众国万岁！！然后就跳下去了！飞机

继续飞.....这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还的跳下去一个人！于是德国人

就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声：德意志帝国万岁！也跟着跳了下去！飞机继

续飞..... 这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看

了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手：

好兄弟，我不会忘了你的！中国人高呼一声：中华人民共和国万岁！！ 接着一脚把

日本人给踹下去了！！......

Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

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Humor Comedy picture: like the Green Zone hat!

In the bar, and Xing Xing, a man faithful to the wine, said: "did not expect, I will say to me, too much dishonesty."
"How is it?"
"She did not go home last night and asked her where she told me that her sister and all night together."
"Rather than Really?"
"She is lying, because last night I was with her sister together."

笑话爆笑图片：喜欢带绿帽子！

在酒吧间，一位男子悻悻地对酒友们说：“没想到，我太大会对我不忠实。”
　　“怎么回事？”
　　“昨晚她没有回家，问她去哪里了，她告诉我说她整晚和妹妹在一起。”
　　“不是真的吗？”
　　“她在说谎，因为昨天晚上是我和她妹妹在一起的。”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman vehicle, do not have to jack!

A long-distance freight drivers on the way to a restaurant for dinner, just walked into the hotel, laughing attendants see it, they discovered that the Treasury did not zip-up, good zipper Mangla, waiter and asked: "You just see that?" Laughed waiter A: "Nothing, only to see a jack and two bad tires."


笑话爆笑图片：女人修车，不用千斤顶！

一长途司机运货途中到一饭店吃饭，刚走进饭店，见服务员窃笑不已，才发现库子拉链未拉上，忙拉好拉链，并问服务员：“你刚才看到了什么？”服务员笑答：“没什么，只看到一个千斤顶和两个烂轮胎。”

Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

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Humor Comedy picture: fashion girl!

Conductor: "your child wear long pants, can not buy a half-price ticket."
Young mothers: "Oh, you buy depends on the length of pants? Well, I can be free?"


笑话爆笑图片：时尚少女！

售票员：“你的孩子都穿这么长的裤子了，不能再买半票了。”
　　年轻母亲：“哦，买票要看裤子长短吗？那么，我今天可以免费了？”

Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

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Humor Comedy picture: Perspective bra!

Yang Yang often told his mother: "When can not wear skirts swing; otherwise would be to see small boys inside the small underwear
Oh! "
One day, Yang Yang was pleased to mother said: "I Xiaoming and the swing game, I did it!"
Mother angrily said: "not told you? Do not wear skirts swing!"
Yang Yang proud to say: "Oh, but I am smart! I took off his underwear inside the small, so that he can not see my
A small underwear! "


笑话爆笑图片：透视乳罩！

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤
哦！”
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”
妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”
羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的
小内裤了！”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman to drink, really easy!

There is a big sister wave, running at 400 meters, her chest swelling of the face are pumped!

笑话爆笑图片：女人喝酒，真方便！

有个大波妹，大一时跑四百米，她的胸把脸都抽肿了！

Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

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Humor Comedy picture: secretly take pictures!

Neighbors in the vicinity of the market to take a snapshot of the pavilion as half-length film.
She entered the pavilion, photographed, then waiting for the automatic washing photos,
Dashing out of their photos, she picked up one, exclaimed: "My God, my photos as like monkeys!"
There is a woman behind the coldly said: "I am sorry, that was my, you have to wait for five minutes."

Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

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Humor Comedy picture: Valentine's next adventure phone!

After a heavy rain, floods submerged the beginning of the city. A priest at the church to pray, floods have Yandao of his body. At this time a lifeguard driving a small boat over to the priest: "Father! Up fast! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the lifeguards left. Yan Guo floods in the near future has been the head priest, Father had no choice but to reluctantly stand on the table. At this time, and a police boat drove up to the priest said: "The speed up!! Flood or you will drown!!" The priest said: "No!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "So we can not help the police left. And after a while, the floods have inundated the church, the priest had no choice but to struggle in the water clinging to the Cross. .. At this time a helicopter to open up and leave after the service ladder shouting: "Father!! Pulling rope ladder to climb!! Otherwise, you will be drowned in the flood!!" Father or will very firmly said: " Not!! I would like to keep my palace!! I am confident that God will save me!! "As a result helicopters also left helpless. Father finally drowned. A paradise, with God the Father is very angry and asked: "how do you engage in it! So your people will believe you?" God said: "You Xiangzenmeyang in the end?! I have sent two small boats and a helicopter to save you!! "

Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

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Humor Comedy picture: my brother, I do!

Wei, Shu against the two armed forces. Cao Cao and Liang Jiang Gan were first confrontation. Liang came to see Jiang Gan, asked: "do you good mother?." Jiang Gan had no choice but to answer in a low voice: "Good." Palm Springs and then roll saddle. Cao Cao personally into battle. Liang said, then asked: "speak, your mother?" Hearing this, Cao Cao, died vomiting blood. Bing Wei defeated.

笑话爆笑图片：哥哥，干我！

魏蜀两军对阵。曹操先派蒋干与诸葛亮交锋。亮见蒋干前来，问曰：“干，你娘好吗？”。蒋干只好低声回答：“好”。然后滚鞍落马。曹操亲自上阵。亮随之问曰：“操，你妈好吗？”曹操听后，吐血而亡。魏兵大败。

Humor Comedy picture: fatal injections ah!

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Humor Comedy picture: fatal injections ah!

Mr. Chang to have an injection, injection room full of people, I heard the door upon their arrival in the old nurse said: "Today is your last day of practice, we prepared to test!"

Mr. Chang shocked practical nurse? I hide! Walk out of a large circle, back when the injection room has not just the noise of only vaguely heard of "the children, to do a good job of patients suffering!"
Mr. Chang Le, went to say: "injections!" Old nurse to see him, turned away shouted: "not just pass the nurses, make-up."


笑话爆笑图片：打针要命啊！

老张去打针，注射室挤满了人，刚到门口就听一老护士说：「今天是你们实习的最后一天，大家准备考核！」

老张吓了一跳，实习护士？我躲！出去遛了一大圈，回来时注射室已没了刚才的喧闹，只隐约听到「这些孩子，把病人搞得好痛苦呀！」
老张乐了，走进去说：「打针！」老护士见他后，扭头喊道：「刚才没及格的护士，出来补考。」

Humor Comedy picture: ah! The temptation was too!

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Humor Comedy picture: ah! The temptation was too!

Classroom teachers in terms of features and use of man-made fibers.


He asked a student: "what is so flexible nylon stockings?"


"Thigh!" The students replied with one voice loud!


笑话爆笑图片：啊！太诱惑了！

教师在课堂上讲人造纤维的特点和用途。


他问一个学生：“什么东西使尼龙丝袜富有弹性呢？”


“大腿！”学生异口同声地大声答道！

Humor Comedy picture: This vest, a very comfortable!

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Humor Comedy picture: This vest, a very comfortable!

One day, my father's name on the name: "name, you must study hard, you see, even the father can not afford to buy slippers."
After listening to name, run, and after a while, he put the slippers back: "Daddy, you have the slippers."
Childhood name of the father was surprised, "Do you, that come from?"
Childhood name proudly: "I just like the garbage-for-grandfather, and I put your skin sandals to the grandfather."


笑话爆笑图片：这马甲，太舒服了！

一天，小名的爸爸对小名讲：“小名，你一定要好好读书，你看爸爸连拖鞋都买不起。”
　　小名听了，就跑了，过了一会儿，他提了拖鞋回来：“爸爸，给你有拖鞋了。”
　　小名的爸爸很惊讶，“你，那来的？”
　　小名得意地讲：“刚才我跟捡垃圾的爷爷换的，我把你的皮凉鞋给了爷爷。”

Humor Comedy picture: a woman can stand to do this thing!

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Humor Comedy picture: a woman can stand to do this thing!

Baby is sleeping, a mosquito flew on his buttocks.

Dad drive away mosquitoes in the baby's bottom Shangma some toilet water.

Baby woke up, shouting: Mom, just mosquitoes in my ass a Paoniao lied!


笑话爆笑图片：女人也可以站着做这事情！

宝宝正在睡觉，一只蚊子飞到了他的屁股上。

爸爸赶走蚊子，在宝宝的屁股上抹了些花露水。

宝宝惊醒了，大叫：妈妈，蚊子刚才在我的屁股上撒了一泡尿！

Humor Comedy picture: fans

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Humor Comedy picture: fans

Children were initial old lady see a person riding a bicycle, some fresh.
One old woman asked a lady B: "It was made of wicker child?"
B old woman said: "No, it was the twisted wire."
A lady asked: "That night he will not fall down?"
B old woman said: "You did not see an iron rod inserted in his buttocks in the eyes?"
A lady does not believe that to ask: "That he can not hurt?"
B Daihatsu old woman with emotion: "The pain of his two legs we will continue with the chaos push!"


笑话爆笑图片：赛车迷

俩儿老太太初次见一个人骑自行车，颇感新鲜。
其中老太太甲问老太太乙：“那是柳条儿编的吗？”
老太太乙说：“不是，那是铁丝拧的。”
老太太甲又问：“那他咋不会掉下来呢？”
老太太乙说：“你没看见一根铁棍在他屁股眼里插着吗？”
老太太甲不相信地再问：“那他能不疼吗？”
老太太乙大发感慨：“不疼他那两条腿会不停地乱蹬！”

Humor Comedy picture: clinging to her in the back!

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Humor Comedy picture: clinging to her in the back!

One day, the head of a military parade. I came to the soldiers with their hands in front of his chest just sit back and relax, to the praise: "The young man, very well-developed chest!"
The answer to just listen to the soldiers: "the head of the report, I am a female."

Fairy tales, who is the smallest of the chest? A: Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by a big wolf


笑话爆笑图片：在后面抱住她！

某日,一首长阅兵.来到一战士面前用手拍拍其胸膛,称赞到:"小伙子,胸肌挺发达嘛!"
　　只听这位战士回答到:"报告首长,我是女兵."
　　
　　童话故事里谁的胸部最小？答：小红帽，因为她的奶奶被大野狼吃掉了

Humor Comedy picture: screaming! Ah ~~~~~

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Humor Comedy picture: screaming! Ah ~~~~~

Afghanistan has a strange river, the usual cold and his wife both a lack of enthusiasm, but every
Months, no matter where he, as long as the time comes, he will be a scream
Sound, and then the impulse to the room with his wife, frantically making love with her.
And another 12 months to a day in the afternoon, his wife heard the sharp call
She went outside and full of joy, hugged her husband.
"Good goat, do you want to do?" Ah sneer at the river: "It is our garage on fire."

笑话爆笑图片：尖叫声！啊~~~~~

阿溪有个怪，平日他太太既冷淡又缺乏热情，但每隔
二个月，无论他在什么地方，只要时间一到，他都会尖叫一
声，然后冲动的抱着太太到房里，疯狂地与她做爱。
另一次二个月又到了，一天下午，他的太太又听到尖锐的叫声
，她满心欢喜地跑到外面，拥抱她的老公。
「好色鬼，你想干什么?」阿溪讥笑道:「是我们的车库着火了。」

Humor Comedy picture: kiss difficult!

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Humor Comedy picture: kiss difficult!


A trend of schools opening up, often women and men kissing on the school playground, the school held a meeting to stop kissing, a class of students to teachers to return to:
"After studying the decision, the Vice-Chancellor and I decided not to kiss on the playground"
To wear under laugh. Aware of their teacher was wrong. On added:
"I and the Vice-Chancellor's decision not to have our nose kiss happened,"
Under a laugh!

笑话爆笑图片：高难度接吻！


某学校风气开放，男女经常在学校操场上接吻，于是学校召开会议制止接吻，某班主任回到教师对学生们说：　
“经研究决定，我和校长决定不在操场上接吻了”　
底下穿来一阵笑声。老师意识到自己说错了。就补充道：　
“我和校长决定不在我们的鼻子底下有接吻的事情发生了”，　
底下一阵大笑！

Humor Comedy picture: the exposed nipple!

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Humor Comedy picture: the exposed nipple!

And a woman came to the birthplace of mad cow disease, to the annoyance of being the cause of mad cow ranchers asked. Ranchers angry reply: If you touch every day by the nipple, rather than make love with you, you will not be so crazy?!


笑话爆笑图片：乳头露了！

一女来到疯牛病的发源地,向正在烦恼的牧场主询问疯牛的起因。牧场主恼怒的回答:假如您每天被抚摸乳头,而不与您做爱,你会不会疯呢?!

Humor Comedy picture: cigarettes, smoking is not necessarily mouth!

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Humor Comedy picture: cigarettes, smoking is not necessarily mouth!


Bill to misuse a bottle of gasoline when to drink in the stomach, he was very tense, see a doctor.

The doctor said: "It does not matter, just one week not to smoke."


笑话爆笑图片：烟，不一定用嘴吸！


比尔误把一瓶汽油当酒喝到肚子里了，他很紧张，就去找医生。 　

医生说：“没关系，只是在一周内不要吸烟。”

Humor Comedy picture: nurses play JJ?

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Humor Comedy picture: nurses play JJ?

In a madhouse, a madman in the middle of the night noise and nurses insist he's not crazy.
As a result, doctors use a test pilot he, the doctor used a flashlight to as the sky.
Doctors said the patient, you see a flashlight issued by the Guangzhu it?
If you are not crazy, you relied on the flashlight and climbed up to the bar.
If so, those of a madman, said the doctor, although I am not crazy, but I am not a fool.
If I climbed half you turn off the flashlight, I do not want to fall off it?

笑话爆笑图片：护士玩JJ？

在一间疯人院里，一名疯子在半夜和护士吵闹坚持他不是疯的。
于是，医生就用一个测验试验他，医生拿来了一个手电筒往天空照。
医生对病人说，你看见了手电筒所发出的光柱吗？
如果你不是疯的，就请你靠着手电筒的光柱爬上去。
疯子若有其事的说，医生，虽然我不是疯子，但我也不是笨蛋。
如果，我爬到一半你把手电筒关掉，我不是要掉下来吗？

Humor Comedy picture: such a motorcycle opened, cool!

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Humor Comedy picture: such a motorcycle opened, cool!

Bosozoku riding a motorcycle from a luxury car next to the speeding by. Taxi drivers also see the back of a motorcycle with a child, because of a motorcycle opened too quickly, the children have been on the verge of collapse. No, not how far, children from falling off the car, but completely bosozoku and that I do not know. The good taxi driver to stop cars, take their children to the car and decided to catch up with bosozoku. Taxi drivers plus enough horsepower, finally caught up bosozoku, horizontal car stopped a motorcycle.
"You really have, how can you have such a father, lost children do not know!" Taxi driver complained Road.
Bosozoku looked at the kids, exclaimed: "My child, you go where the mother?"

笑话爆笑图片：这样开摩托车，凉爽！

一个暴走族骑着一辆豪华摩托车从出租汽车的旁边飞驰而过。出租车司机看见摩托车后面还带着一个小孩，由于摩托车开得太快，小孩子已经摇摇欲坠。可不是，没走多远，小孩子便从车上坠落下来，而那个暴走族却全然不知。好心的出租车司机停下车，把孩子抱到车里，决定追赶暴走族。出租车司机加足马力，终于追过暴走族，用车横向拦住了摩托车。
　　“你也真是，哪有你这样的父亲，孩子掉了都不知道！”出租车司机埋怨道。
　　暴走族看了看孩子，大叫道：“孩子，你妈哪儿去啦？”

Humor Comedy picture: the public does not feel grown up!

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Humor Comedy picture: the public does not feel grown up!

A man whose body floated to the riverside, seriously decomposed body, lower body only JJ can argue that, after talking about the discovery of several Cungu: A female touched up JJ said: "I was not a man, not a village, not Wang accounting is not received food Fan. "Cungu B touched JJ said:" I was not a man, not a brother-in-law span, the span is not a brother-in-law, and not vice-mayor Zhao, Lao Xu is not next door, not the other way fertilizer Choi Columbia, nor is it before the village Shuanzhu his father. "At this time, the small village of widows to embark touched JJ said:" The sisters are now back, this is not a man of the Zancun!!!


笑话爆笑图片：公开摸摸长大了没有！

河边飘来一具男尸，全身腐烂严重，唯有下身JJ可辩，几个村姑发现后议论纷纷：村妇甲上前摸了摸JJ说：“不是俺男人，不是村长，不是会计小王，不是收粮的范。”村姑乙摸了摸JJ说：“不是俺男人，不是俺姐夫，不是俺小叔，不是赵副村长，不是隔壁老徐，不是倒化肥的崔哥，也不是前村的栓柱他爹。”这时，村里的的小寡妇走上去摸了摸JJ说：“姊妹都回去吧，这男的不是咱村的!!!

Humor Comedy picture: Qiteboshi are thinking!

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Humor Comedy picture: Qiteboshi are thinking!

One day, a Ph.D. to enjoy the scenery by boat on board, Dr. fisherman asked: "You will not biological??" The fisherman said that it will not, Dr. said: "It's your life it is necessary to lose a fourth."

After a while there, Dr.: "You will philosophy?" Is also not a fisherman. Dr. has said: "That's the life you have to lose a fourth.

And after a while, Dr. asked: "You will be scientific?" The fisherman will not,

At that moment, the wind for chaos, a rolling waves,

Dr. fisherman asked: "Can you swim???" Dr. No,

Fisherman, said: "It's your life it is necessary to finish off the !"~~~~


笑话爆笑图片：奇特博士，正在思考！

一天,一个博士坐船欣赏风景,在船上,博士问渔夫:"你会生物吗??"渔夫说不会,博士就说:"那你的生命就要失去4分之1了."

过了一会儿博士有问:"你会哲学吗?"渔夫还还是不会.博士有说:"那你的生命又要失去4分之1了.

又过了一会儿,博士又问了:"你会科学吗?"渔夫仍然不会,

就在这时,狂风乱作,卷来一股巨浪,

渔夫问博士:"你会游泳吗???"博士不会,

渔夫说:"那你的生命就要玩完了!"~~~~

Humor Comedy picture: this way! You need to lose weight?

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Humor Comedy picture: this way! You need to lose weight?

The two men met.
Mr. A, Mr. B said: "I have heard that weight loss is your wife?"
Mr. B: "She took part in the equestrian club."
Mr. A asked: "how to lose weight?"
Mr. B said: "The horse lost 20 catty."


笑话爆笑图片：这样！需要减肥吗？

两个男人相遇。
甲先生对乙先生说:“听说你太太正在减肥?”
乙先生答:“她参加了马术俱乐部。”
甲先生问:“减肥效果如何?”
乙先生说:“马瘦了20斤。”

Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!

Humor Comedy picture: the amazing big ass!

Day night, a night with two soldiers on the large, but we do not have force of the toilet in the dark to light only on his chatter, when he was halfway solution, it was found his touch bottom, so scared he did not even have pants Dark capri pants and ran to look for security officers, shouting: "Safety Officer! Safety Officer! Toilet, I was touched bottom!"

Safety Officer: It is this kind of thing?! You do not speak out, I will deal done, go back to sleep! "The next day, the Safety Officer with the matter squad leader, squad leader for fear they would affect the morale of the troops, a decision The next encounter such a thing, and everyone together catching ghosts.

After a week in the event of did not haunted thing ......

One night is the second soldier to go on tuba, when he Dunxia Qu, felt he was touched bottom, this is called more loudly, all the squad have to climb up into the toilet, take the stick , Take the broom, around seven or eight individuals that large of the toilet door, the lights are all playing in the door, it was what he would like to take a look at it in the end? On at this point in time, a squad leader opened the door for other Look inside the squad leader, squad leader are all Shayan, a stiff about three or four seconds, only to hear the squad leader, said: "XXX-le!! What you feel ghost ass! Stool is full of you out!!!"


笑话爆笑图片：屁股大的惊人！

一日晚上, 有位二兵晚上起来上大号,可是我们部队的厕所又没灯他只有摸黑去上噜,当他正解到一半的时候, 发现有人摸他的屁股,吓得他连裤子都没穿就跑去找安全士官,大叫:" 安官! 安官! 厕所有人摸我屁股! "

　　安官: 有这种事情?! 你不要把事情讲出去,我会秉上处理, 先回去睡吧! "隔日,安官将这件事情跟班长讲, 班长们怕会影响部队的士气,决定下一次遇到这种事, 大夥一同去抓鬼.

　　过了一个星期都没在发生闹鬼的事情......

　　一日晚又是那个二兵去上大号, 当他才蹲下去的时候,就觉得有人摸他屁股, 这次叫的更大声,所有的班长都爬了起来冲向厕所, 有拿棍的, 有拿扫把的,七八个人围着那一间大便池的门, 所有的电灯都打在门上,大家想看一看里面到底有啥? 就在这时候, 一名班长拉开门,其他班长往里瞧, 所有的班长都傻眼了,大概僵了叁,四秒,只听见班长说:" XXX勒!! 啥麽鬼摸屁股!是大便满出来了啦!!! "

Humor Comedy picture: Diku What color?

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Humor Comedy picture: Diku What color?

There is a man's love for dancing (Dancing), each to be dancing shoes polished to Liang.

One day he went dancing. In a dance hall, please Miss dancing, dancing dancing, a bow saw his black leather shoes Liang reflected her underwear, (Miss wear skirts) As a result, in a low voice of Miss said, "You Today, wearing a red underwear? "Miss furious, and turned to leave.

Helplessness, and ask another Miss dancing, dancing dancing, and a bow saw, in a low voice of Miss "Miss today was wearing a white underwear."

First, Miss anger, like the latter, he's an honest, I know how to dance, what to wear underpants, is that he has extraordinary powers, try it. As a result of the men said, "Excuse me, I go to the bathroom"

Into the bathroom, for the Miss a blue underwear. Continue to go out and the men's dancing, dancing dancing, the men said: "Miss you change a blue underwear."

Miss surprised, turned lavatories came to the thought that this simply does not wear underwear, men's look at what can be seen. Then took off his underpants, and that men go out and dance.

The men danced danced, Ditouyikan, exclaimed, "Oh, Oh, no. My shoes had a big-hole!"


笑话爆笑图片：底裤是什么颜色的？

有个男的爱跳舞(交谊舞),每次去跳舞都要把皮鞋擦得锃亮.

有一天,他又去跳舞.在舞厅里请一小姐跳舞,跳着跳着,一低头看见自己锃亮的黑皮鞋映出小姐的内裤,(小姐都穿裙子)于是,轻声对小姐说"你今天穿着一条红色内裤?"小姐大怒,转身离去.

无奈,又请另一位小姐跳舞,跳着跳着,一低头又看见了,轻声对小姐说"小姐今天穿着一条白色内裤."

小姐先是一怒,后一想,他老老实实的跳舞怎会知道我穿什么内裤,难道他有特异功能,试一试.于是对男的说,"对不起,我去趟卫生间"

进到卫生间后,小姐换了一条蓝色内裤.出去继续和那男的跳舞,跳着跳着,那男的说:"小姐你换了一条蓝色内裤."

小姐一惊,又转身来到卫生间,心想这次干脆不穿内裤了,看那男的还能看出什么来.于是脱掉内裤,出去又和那男的跳舞.

那男的跳着跳着,低头一看,惊叫起来,"哎呀,糟了.我的皮鞋裂了一个大口子！"

Humor Comedy picture: urinals, the new creative!

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Humor Comedy picture: urinals, the new creative!

Students love to write a wrongly written, the old "break" into "drink." Diary of an article he wrote: "We monitor the command to clear pools of urine, we do De Qijin, no one dares to drink a drink, then we have some really tired , On the back of the head to drink secretly drink. "

笑话爆笑图片：小便器，新创意！

某学生爱写错别字,老把“歇”写成“喝”.他有篇日记写道:“班长指挥我们清理尿池,大家干得起劲,谁都不敢喝一喝,后来我们实在有些累了,就背着班长偷偷喝了喝.”

Humor Comedy picture: a group of beautiful women all the underwear off!

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Humor Comedy picture: a group of beautiful women all the underwear off!

Men take off his clothes to look at the biceps, said: This is the equivalent of 50 kilograms of explosives, pointing to the pants off his thigh, said: This is the equivalent of 100 kilograms of explosives. Then took off his underpants, his girlfriend running Duomen, exclaimed: God! Such a short lead!


笑话爆笑图片：一群美女把内裤都脱了！

男脱下衣服给女友看二头肌说:这相当于五十公斤炸药,又脱下裤子指着大腿说:这相当于一百公斤炸药。接着脱下内裤,女友夺门狂奔,惊叫道:天呐!引线这么短!

Humor Comedy picture: a man or a woman ah?

Humor Comedy picture: a man or a woman ah?

The diver's very difficult to move, he made a turn next three weeks ago, three weeks and a half somersault backward somersault then a week.


笑话爆笑图片：是男还是女的啊？

这位跳水运动员的动作难度很大，他做了一个转体三周接前空翻三周半接后空翻一周。

Humor Comedy picture: squat toilets, learned?

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Humor Comedy picture: squat toilets, learned?

Japan, Germany, Britain Americans to buy toilet. Japanese bought a smooth marble toilet, the Germans have bought a computer-controlled toilet, Americans bought a toilet with the music. Purchased their toilet after the second day, with all return to the toilet.
The Japanese say, you do too smooth surface of the toilet, and I got a thorn Liuhua go down.
The German said that the design of your computer too God, and I half to the stool, a computer screen and his words come out: the computer failure, please bring your pants, according to the re-play button, if not, please try again several times.
The Americans say, you do the toilet listening to good music, but only a song that we in the United States national anthem, but I was too patriotic, and every time we hear the national anthem, I had to stand up and a King ceremony.


笑话爆笑图片：蹲马桶，都学会了？

日本人，德国人，美国人去英国买马桶。日本人买了一个光滑的大理石马桶，德国人买了一个电脑控制的马桶，美国人则买了一个带音乐的马桶。他们买完马桶后的第二天，就都抱着马桶来退货。
　　日本人说，您做的马桶表面太光滑了，我一坐上去就刺溜滑下来了。
　　德国人说，您设计的电脑太神了，我大便到半截，电脑屏幕出来一行字：电脑出现故障，请您提起裤子，按重起按钮，如果不行，请多试几次。
　　美国人说，您做的马桶的音乐太好听了，可是只有一首曲子，那就是我们美国的国歌，可是我太爱国了，每次听到我们的国歌，我都得站起来敬个礼。

Humor Comedy picture: hands up!

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Humor Comedy picture: hands up!

Rick former army medical check-ups and found defects in the shoulder, not his arms over your head.
Medical doctors to do anything, was discussed with the president.
Dean thought for a while and said: "Let him through a medical examination. I think the problem is not, in addition to not surrender."


笑话爆笑图片：举起手来！

瑞克入伍前检查身体，发现肩膀有毛病，双臂无法举过头顶。
　　体检医生束手无策，遂与院长商量。
　　院长想了想说：“让他通过体检吧。我想问题不大，除了不能举手投降。”

Humor Comedy picture: harassment ah! Satyr!

Humor Comedy picture: harassment ah! Satyr!

There is a mother of the little girl said: "If someone on your sexual harassment, said touch above" not to "touch the following to say" stop "!"
The next day, the girl was sexual harassment, and crying back to the mother, said after listening to the girl mothers, then, very angry, said: "You have refused to
That man can do? "
A very innocent little girl looked at her mother's eyes, nodded and said: "That man touch up and down together, so I said," Do not stop ~ ~! "
! "


笑话爆笑图片：骚扰啊！色狼！

有个妈妈对小女孩说：「如果有人对你性骚扰，摸上面就说“不要”，摸下面就说“停”！」
隔天，小女孩被性骚扰了，哭着回来向妈妈说，妈妈听完小女孩的话後，很生气的说：「你有拒
绝那个人吗？」
小女孩用很无辜的眼神看着妈妈，点点头说：「那个人上下一起摸，所以我说“不要～～停”！
！」

Humor Comedy picture: Sister Act!

Humor Comedy picture: Sister Act!

A total of recruits to get up behind scolded, he applied to buy dye body, similar to camouflage equipment. Bugles sounding the middle of the night, his first out of the barracks in recognition Executive: Very good! Dressed very neatly, but the next note should be hand grenades hanging on the back.

笑话爆笑图片：修女也疯狂！

一新兵起床总落后挨骂,便买染料涂于身上,酷似迷彩装。半夜军号响,他首先冲出营房长官表扬:很好!穿着很整齐,但下次注意,手榴弹应该挂在后面。

Humor Comedy picture: the Health and Beauty!

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Humor Comedy picture: the Health and Beauty!

One old man, daughter-in-law as a result of labor, an old friend spend the night at home.
Friends ask why?
Answer: the indescribably! Daughter-in-law to have children and I came out.


笑话爆笑图片：美女生了！

有一老者，因儿媳临产，借宿老友家。
友问何故？
回答：别提了！儿媳妇生孩子把我挤出来了。

Humor Comedy picture: I would like you and I must deathmatch!

Humor Comedy picture: I would like you and I must deathmatch!

Dumas four-year-old when his father died. His mother die after his father left the room and saw the four-year-old Dumas dragged in a heavy gun to climb the steps. "Where are you going to go, my child?" "Go to heaven!" "Oh, why go to heaven?" "Duel with God! He had killed my father."


笑话爆笑图片：我要和你决一死斗！

大仲马四岁时父亲就去世了。 他母亲在父亲断气以后走出了房间，看到四岁的大仲马拖着一条很重的枪在往台阶上爬。 “你要到哪儿去呀，我的孩子？” “到天堂去！”“哎呀，到天堂去干吗？”“跟上帝决斗！他把我爸爸弄死了。”

Humor Comedy picture: This guy, if the play, certainly powerful header!

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Humor Comedy picture: This guy, if the play, certainly powerful header!

Day, we have classes in the whole championship and play.
All of a sudden, we ban the most stupid Chan She fell to the ground one on the 14th, goalkeeper reaction as a direct door bottom-left corner of goal rolling the ball into.
We are all a blank, the whole audience standing ovation.
He has to stand up and patted his buttocks, said:'s mother, and the floors! !


笑话爆笑图片：这家伙，如果踢球，头球肯定厉害！

一日，我们班在和全校冠军队踢球。
突然，我们班最笨的14号一个倒地铲射，守门员反应不及，直接滚进球门左下角，球进了。
我们都愣了，全场观众起立鼓掌。
他却站起来，拍了拍屁股，说道： 妈的，地太滑了！！

Humor Comedy picture: a look at who the big belly?

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Humor Comedy picture: a look at who the big belly?

One day the school examination papers as a "bad heart radish and pregnant women have in common"
As a result, only three students pass, the answer is: are insect blame.
There is only one perfect answer is: out too late!


笑话爆笑图片：看看谁的肚子大？

某日学校考试试题是《坏心萝卜和怀孕妇女的共同点》
结果只有三个学生及格，答案是：都是虫子惹的祸。
只有一个满分答案是：拔得太晚 !

Humor Comedy picture: the ballpark, but also with sexual props

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Humor Comedy picture: the ballpark, but also with sexual props

In the morning, on the sixth floor of Mr. Chang saw the fifth floor of the Old Lee's neighbors, as fans, a meeting with Mr. Chang on Old Lee asked excitedly:


"Buddy, you had to watch a soccer match last night, Germany on Costa Rica's that?"


"No, but I know that the score is 4 to 2!"


"So you listen to the news in the morning?"


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"It is the night you know?"


"Because you upstairs yesterday, knocking out four pots, bowls and fell twice!" ... ...


笑话爆笑图片：看球，还带性道具

早上，六楼的老张看到了五楼的邻居老李，做为球迷，老张一见面就兴奋地问老李：

　　“哥们，昨天晚上看球了吗，德国对哥斯达黎加的那场？”

　　“没看，但我知道比分是4比2！”

　　“这么说你早上听新闻了？”

　　“没有。”

　　“那你是咋知道的？”

　　“因为昨天你在楼上敲了四次盆，摔了两次碗！”……

Humor Comedy picture: flower heads?

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Humor Comedy picture: flower heads?

A school with a male girlB always love the hot, the recent cooling trend. One day, B and A proposed split. A reason to ask. B no option but to tell the truth, said: "The students laugh at me that I inserted a flower On cow dung. "A time of the fire on. Said:" They understand Gepi! Flowers only inserted in the cow dung, the most adequate nutrients, will open more of the bright, water does not wilt! "B Yaran can not help.


笑话爆笑图片：头上开花？

某校男生A与girlB一直恋的很热,近期出现降温趋势.某日,B提出与A分手.A追问理由.B无奈,只好讲实话,说:"同学嘲笑我说我一朵鲜花插在牛粪上."A当时就火了.说:"他们懂个屁!鲜花只有插在牛粪上,养分才最充足,才会开的更鲜艳,水不枯萎!"B不禁哑然。