2008-09-05

1016 posts: grilled people whip, is now bake sale!


A joke: people whip

A Lady travel to Barcelona, Spain, came to the local noon most prestigious dinner. She saw a table next to a woman eating a very long stick bar, a lead she never Meixian food. The Lady think that is necessarily the product of Spain, must enjoy tasting.
She called over health services, then what is asked for the raw materials. The health service is very courteous, said: "Lady, it is bullwhip." Is a bullwhip, the Lady also quick to point a passenger.
But that health services are: "I am sorry, his wife, we are here bullwhip from the bullring in the field of cattle were killed, and we only city held a bullfight week. So there is no fresh stock. However, you can book the next week. "
No way, the wife of a passenger had reservations. A week later, she came to the hotel on time, this time not long, she was at the end of the dishes on the line, but an open lid, the Lady Borantainu, called off on the back of the health service that, asked : "Last week, I have seen that whip beverage long, but today I am this is not how to Qicun» "
Health services still very courteous replied: "I am sorry, his wife, this week, cattle win the 。。。。"

The joke: people whip wine

Named Xiao Liu naturally good Piao, Hua Liu repeated with the disease, then repair in the treatment of Myoho: men immediately after the war root Jinyu 52 ° Liquor, a short out. No law preventing this disease, sick package governance. So often wide mouth bottles containing alcohol, carry, after the war to the gun and immediately immersed, so far Baodaobulao.

1, before the company named Xiao Liu old office at higher levels to chat, and so named Xiao Liu came back to visit the toilet and found the old desk in the higher level named Xiao Liu has come up with the wide mouth bottles, drinking and being with relish. Named Xiao Liu Dajing pale, but at higher levels Mozui old Chan: "wine! Wine! Such a wine, you how I won possession» "

Named Xiao Liu had said: "We are here to work can not drink, I have to tea and wine, Cheers!"